I had previously reviewed simplygorgeouslady when she was escorting from a hotel in Basildon:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=51051.msg666597#msg666597 I had a good time with a good looking milf. Since seeing her 4 years ago I had not seen her again, but a few weeks ago I decided to visit again. Profile makes it clear that full sex services are no longer offered but fancied a massage with someone good looking, so why not see her again?
External Link/Members OnlyLooks 3/10 - I had to have a double take when the door opened and Karen (as she now calls herself) appeared, she doesn't look anything like the decent looking milf I saw 4 years ago. She has bloated quite a bit and has a full belly, possibly a size 16? Of course the photos on the profile page are the same from years ago but are definitely not representative of what Karen looks like today. She mentioned during the meet that she had to quit offering sex for medical reasons, and clearly whatever condition she had has not been kind to her in terms of her looks. Karen revealed she is hitting 50 this year too...
Service 3/10 - Despite not being attracted to her I decided to stay hoping that the massage would be worthwhile. After undressing I laid face down on the table. Had a nice 'get to know you' chat with Karen, she didn't appear to remember we had met so I was happy to keep things that way. Unfortunately the massage wasn't great. No real sensuality, no CC swipes, no reaching for my tackle while face down, and having paid for naked body to body she never once slid her body onto me, front or back. I guess I should be grateful as I don't think I could have coped with all that blubber on top of me! Turned over, gave me a short head massage, then straight to my cock with her hands. By now I just wanted to get out of there so I was pleased when I came in her hands, but even here there was nothing sensuous, no build up. It was literally a wank by a fat auntie.
Car parking 4/5 - You can park on her street.
Premises 1/5 - In most cases I'm not a fan of punting in the SP's own home, and here's some classic reasons why. When Karen opened the door I was greeted also by her pet dogs barking away, so she ushered me into her front room which is where the action took place. It's a bloody pig sty, really messy with no real room as the massage table occupies most of the centre of the room. There's a worn grey leather sofa to put your clothes on. I decided I didn't want to see anymore of her home so I didn't ask to use the bathroom, I just wanted to get out of there.
Value for money 2/10 - £70 for 30 minute was what I paid, and there's so much better value out there for FBSM. Knowing the price in advance, I was happy to pay £70 if she was as fit as she was 4 years ago, but she isn't. She operates from a room that hardly has any room to swing a cat, and resembles a junk yard that happens to have a massage table slap bang in the middle of it. The massage is crap.
Total 13/40- Don't get duped by the photos particularly on the AW page, she doesn't look like that anymore. Let my £70 loss be a blessing to all you guys who might consider seeing her.
