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External Link/Members OnlyOK so I felt like something larger and less attractive for a change. She ticks both boxes. The price is low and she's at the same place as my friend JESSICA 23 DOLLY. Gina or Liana or whatever her name was available so I was there within 20 minutes. She informs me that she doesn't do refunds if I want to leave halfway. This made me question the whole situation straight away.
So I get naked and lie on the bed. Here she comes with a condom for the BJ. I said that her advert clearly states oral without. It should have said oral without saliva. So she agrees oral without. Now she's going down on me with the driest mouth I've ever come across. I'm trying to explain that her mouth is too dry and that I wasn't enjoying this. No English. She then gets a translator in. Its my mate Jessica. This immediately started pissing me off. I told them both that this is the second time I've had crap service in that house. Jessica claims that she doesn't even remember me.
I start arguing with both of them and demand my money back. Gina refuses so I threaten to get the cops involved. 30 seconds later a very attractive girl comes in with my £60 and starts apologising profusely. I told her that they should stop putting adverts on AW that's clearly misleading. And that those two bitches should seek alternative employment. I did get a laugh out of her though. I told her that I came for the GFE not the wife experience. I was tempted to ask if she was available.
So now I need action fast so I start going through my numbers. It has to be oral without and I'm struggling to find someone. So I try Monique.
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External Link/Members OnlyBigger and less attractive than Gina. She's just up the road from me and she'll have to do. I get to the place and its the same place as another girl I've seen. I immediately decide this is only going to be a BJ for £40. Monique is pretty skilled but I must insist that you keep your eyes closed. I couldn't possibly have sex with this woman. CIM thank you very much, never see you again.
This is Vanessa the other one in the house. She get's a negative. Her price was £60 for an hour, I see its gone up. She answered the phone twice while we were getting started. She then also answered the phone twice while she was sucking me off. Even had the phone on speaker at one stage. I could hear the bloke asking if she does anal. She said no, just normal. I told her that her advert says she enjoys a levels. An hour of oral, pumping and HJ's and I couldn't come. Can't climax when you're not happy with the girl. I told Monique about this and she chuckled through missing teeth.
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