Cloud 9 Asian Massage London

[Proton]

"Cloud9 London nude Massage " well maybe it was a poor day being a Thursday who knows, but it was for me not as I was expecting ... Being in London for a few days I thought to do something completely different, so after reading Cloud 9's web, I chose them for a FOUR HANDED massages. Quoting to provide professional girls and very impressive selection of massage treatments and all nude, what could go wrong I thought.   
        So I booked two masseuses called " Candy & Anna " all based on the over the phone recommendation & availability plus web-details. Unfortunately Candy nore Anna's details no where near correct including the photos on their web page. Finding (SW1V) "Candy & Anna" was not that straightforward as they were in a basement flat which was surrounded by workmen & scaffolding, plus a poor signal strength from them.
     Both girls were pleasant enough in attitude with Candy always leading the way for the hour, as little Anna spoke no English so unable to communicate. Anna is a lot younger than portrayed in the photos, with a really perfect little figure and a great big smile and obviously nervous just copying all Candy's moves when possible. Candy much more in tune with physical interaction regarding a OK massage, yet still not as it was described over the phone & web. At no time were either girl totally naked(bra & pants) the back massage was spent 80% by hand from Candy, then she removed her bra for a brief B2B. The face to face period was about 50/50 indulging in B2B with Candy most of the time for about 15 minutes. Anna was always smiling nicely & looking great, whilst lightly play with my penis & balls gently with her fingers(which was oddly pleasingly pleasant) Then Anna & Candy took it in turns for the inevitable Happyish Ending, but never at the same time together.

     If I had been not on holidays in London I would have been somewhat pissed off, but I did something different in London. Sometimes holiday don't always turn out as you're been told they will   

            Cloud9 did a Bait & Switch (60 minutes £200), it's a shame it could have been so much better, don't go wasting your cash there unless you know better than me or on holidays!!  

 Candy External Link/Members Only           

Anna  External Link/Members Only 

 4 hand massage  External Link/Members Only

    Web-Page      External Link/Members Only

[Romney]

            Cloud9 did a Bait & Switch (60 minutes £200), it's a shame it could have been so much better, don't go wasting your cash there unless you know better than me or on holidays!!  

I definitely agree that punters should avoid Cloud9, as my experience as well as others on UKP have previously documented.

[bristolqwerty]

+1 Mine too.  I reviewed them negatively recently.  Expensive and totally not as advertised.  The girl who visited was hot enough but seemed to be keen to work in the style of speedy Gonzales.

[Proton]

 I must admit I was airing on the side of a Negative regarding the agency itself, but I believe both girls who ever they were did their best under the circumstances.

 On reflection and you being local is well worth knowing and you are obviously correct 
 It's totally crazy that agencies try to get away with it, being so many punters in the London area maybe they rely on visitors only . 

 Anyway I still enjoy wandering around London, for a few days each year. 

 NOW ~ Just read of your review and wish I had gone for External Link/Members Only  We live & learn, well sometimes 

[bristolqwerty]

Oh yes she’s hot.  Zelda is very good too.  Out of the 2 Victoria just wins.  I rotate between them both so Victoria is my next punt.  I do like wandering around London also.  So many different types of attractive Asian girls.  I can see how tempting it is to try someone new and off the radar (after a day out and about ) rather than an established escort, it’s pot luck though isn’t it? As my reviews show.
Good luck 

[Proton]

Oh yes she’s hot.  Zelda is very good too.  Out of the 2 Victoria just wins.  I rotate between them both so Victoria is my next punt.  I do like wandering around London also.  So many different types of attractive Asian girls.  I can see how tempting it is to try someone new and off the radar (after a day out and about ) rather than an established escort, it’s pot luck though isn’t it? As my reviews show.
Good luck 

  Sounds like I will have to check on your reviews, before I next travel eastwards to London ... 
    My default is size 4 to 8 most of the time and not too serious, everything else is flexible