External Link/Members OnlyThis was a surreal experience so forgive the length of this review.
I found myself suddenly at a loose end in Derby and wanted a “massage”. This place came up first on Gumtree and it said “Kun” so I assumed Thai - just what I needed. I called and could tell the accent was foreign but the road noise was so loud I couldn’t say for certain. Eventually got the location of Sadler Gate and said I’d be there in 20 mins.
On my walk there, I did a quick search on here for Sadler Gate and saw a single reference that said it was a Positive experience, with plenty of swipes and strokes but never was HE offered until he pushed and was quoted £30, so he declined. So I must admit I wasn’t expecting much, but I had a small window of opportunity time wise so took it.
As has been said before, the entrance is very public, but at least the ground floor door is open so you don’t have to wait on the pavement. On entering reception, I saw what looked like a proper massage chair and then to the left a lady behind reception - who was the one I had been talking to on the phone and definitely not Thai and another cute white blonde haired girl dressed in Parlour gear (smock and leggings and flat shoes) who walked past me. The receptionist didn’t ask me to fill in any forms just asked what I wanted (full body massage) and how long (1 hour) - £45. She then spoke to the blonde girl in their native tongue and had a look of “nudge nudge wink wink” in her eyes and a slight smirk when speaking to her - I read it as “here’s another perv, be careful what you do”. She then directed me to follow the girl into the room.
On entering the room it was the usual affair, single massage table with cushions up top for the head. Nicely decorated and dimly lit. I was told to remove my clothes and was handed a towel. I took this to mean cover up my ass when lying down, which I did. I was asked if I wanted oil and I said yes. Then how firm, I said firm but not to make me scream with pain.
Thereafter followed a very nice massage, it wasn’t ironing out any knots, but it was soothing. The girl (whose name I got at the very end - Audrey) was very friendly and explained she was from Hungary as was the receptionist. We talked about European cities we had visited and food. All in all a very nice chat with a very articulate and intelligent girl. As for the massage, she covered my legs when massaging my back and vice versa. At no point were there any swipes or strokes or reaches. So in my mind I had resigned myself to just a nice massage and was concentrating on not embarrassing myself by getting a semi. After massaging my back and legs, she removed the towel and following another brief massage of the back told me to turn over.
Interestingly she didn’t put the towel over me, so I was confused but still assumed I wasn’t going to get anything extra - she was too nice, too innocent sounding, too intelligent (I don’t know why intelligence should matter, and I’m not saying other girls aren’t intelligent, but she just seems different and with her it just didn’t seem right). So I was thankful I wasn’t semi hard and it just lay there between my legs. She then massaged my front - chest, arms and legs. Again absolutely no brushing of anything, and so again I convinced myself nothing more was going to happen.
At the end of the massage she ran her hands all the way from leg past my hip up to my chest and back again, without touching anything - but I couldn’t help myself and got a bit excited and when she did it again on my other side, the little man definitely stirred, so I pushed him back down and apologised, to which she giggled. I was mortified that this lovely, good looking, articulate young girl was seeing this pervie old man unable to control himself.
Then out of the blue she asked the magic question - would I like a HE? I was so taken aback. I said “if you don’t mind” (WTF??!!). She just smiled and said £25, so I said yes. Then she took a small handful of oil and started a long slow stroking of my cock, playing with my balls and occasionally tickling my bell end with her finger tips. It was sublime. She was seated on the bed between my legs facing me, so out of reach, so I don’t know if I could’ve touched her and didn’t even ask. Unlike other girls who seem to just wank away and look uninterested, she was looking intently at my cock and seemed engrossed in her task. Sometimes she looked up and smiled when she saw me looking at her. She was so cute I was in heaven. After what seemed ages of slow strokes, she started to increase the pressure and rhythm, getting faster and harder at my instruction and eventually I exploded - and I mean I exploded! It went on the walls, over my head, on the bed! It was fucking amazing.
She used the towel to clean me up and then asked me to sit up and used another towel to wipe my back and give me a few more massages on my back and shoulders. Then that was it.
I was babbling like a fool saying I had no idea this was on offer and was so sorry for getting excited. She said there was nothing wrong with getting excited in the room.
I can’t explain why I was like this. I’m an experienced punter of MANY years, but this girl had me behaving like a school boy. I can’t say for sure that you’ll get the same experience with her, not least because you’ll go in knowing HE will be offered and so won’t behave like me.
Oh and as for her looks, she’s average height, slim and petite. I can’t conjure up who she might look like, but I thought she was cute and good looking. Unfortunately I don’t get to Derby very often, so don’t know when I’ll get a chance to see her again.
