Has this ever happened to you?

[Paul Hughes]

In the past I punted on a consistent basis and I’m not trying to blow my own trumpet by any stretch of the imagination, but I used to make most of the women orgasm unintentionally. What I found afterwards is that most of the women would be really disappointed with me and themselves. It happened on a few occasions where they would try and stop completely or change position when they would get close to the point. The thing is I’ve noticed this in multiple women. In a way I can understand as the girls obviously want to separate any person satisfaction from their ‘job’. It just made me realise that a lot of the girls probably really resent punters. It really opened my eyes to the illusion of the punting to the point that most girls really do hate the whole experience which is understandable. I began to find it difficult to suspend by belief which makes the whole experience even more soulless. Punting really is a mugs game. Repeatedly giving  up cash for a soulless experience, where the woman probably views you as pathetic fool is the act of a mug. Unfortunately it took me about 60 odd body count to come to this conclusion. I always knew the situation but when I was younger I just didn’t care

[Kenco657]

Cool story bro, needs more dragons...

[GreyDave]

  60 odd count of orgasams .      reveiws of the Girls involved in these O`s Hmm...

They are all diffrent a few of the WG`s I ve seen and think I have achived O with have boasted they are able to multi cum..a few others have only achived it as they wanted to end thier day with one and they said they feel tired after one  others stop any type of clit stimulation so as to prevent one one WG told me she could achive one every2 days !!! ( Bit like me now  )

Lisa is the only girl I genuinly have seen ( the red flush hard to fake on chest ) and felt the plusing tightnes of pussy multi times in a session give her ago

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and Donna the dnyamo  who ground the life out of me she is multi orgasmic too     External Link/Members Only

Give us a reveiw after    Leave out  any Dragons  Winters gone 

[Horizontal pleasures]

In the past I punted on a consistent basis and I’m not trying to blow my own trumpet by any stretch of the imagination, but I used to make most of the women orgasm unintentionally. What I found afterwards is that most of the women would be really disappointed with me and themselves. It happened on a few occasions where they would try and stop completely or change position when they would get close to the point. The thing is I’ve noticed this in multiple women. In a way I can understand as the girls obviously want to separate any person satisfaction from their ‘job’. It just made me realise that a lot of the girls probably really resent punters. It really opened my eyes to the illusion of the punting to the point that most girls really do hate the whole experience which is understandable. I began to find it difficult to suspend by belief which makes the whole experience even more soulless. Punting really is a mugs game. Repeatedly giving  up cash for a soulless experience, where the woman probably views you as pathetic fool is the act of a mug. Unfortunately it took me about 60 odd body count to come to this conclusion. I always knew the situation but when I was younger I just didn’t care

the way to blow your own trumpet (leaving out gymnastic contortions) is to write a revew or three, soon.
Just do not confuse PH with HP

[freeze44]

In the past I punted on a consistent basis and I’m not trying to blow my own trumpet by any stretch of the imagination, but I used to make most of the women orgasm unintentionally. What I found afterwards is that most of the women would be really disappointed with me and themselves. It happened on a few occasions where they would try and stop completely or change position when they would get close to the point. The thing is I’ve noticed this in multiple women. In a way I can understand as the girls obviously want to separate any person satisfaction from their ‘job’. It just made me realise that a lot of the girls probably really resent punters. It really opened my eyes to the illusion of the punting to the point that most girls really do hate the whole experience which is understandable. I began to find it difficult to suspend by belief which makes the whole experience even more soulless. Punting really is a mugs game. Repeatedly giving  up cash for a soulless experience, where the woman probably views you as pathetic fool is the act of a mug. Unfortunately it took me about 60 odd body count to come to this conclusion. I always knew the situation but when I was younger I just didn’t care

  Thought half term was over! Well casenova such a hot lover like you will be in big demand by all!! Best advice I can give is go out and give all them lucky ladies their unintentional orgasms and we can get on here without your bullshit eh! 

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I think your right re adversity betwixt girls and punters but lets say sometimes, not all the time, and some girls are orgasimatic some are not. One regular of mine i think just  refuses to or can't  "let go" another loves her "shakes" as she calls it ! Also remeber that your not the only bloke shes seeing that day either, their not exclusive.

Even civvies are much the same, not that I tangle with many nowadays.

Just a word of advice, do knock out a review or two it, shall we say, improves your standing and credbility on the old board here;)..

[Fuzzyduck]

I'm not sure we can expect many reviews. I read this piece of self-dawning to be a farewell speech to punting.
OP - I suggest you go over to mumsnet with your story, ask for forgiveness and wait to be embraced by the sisters. I'm sure they will be lining up for you, what with that dragon in your pants, you fiery devil.

[Ali Katt]

I'm not sure we can expect many reviews. I read this piece of self-dawning to be a farewell speech to punting.
OP - I suggest you go over to mumsnet with your story, ask for forgiveness and wait to be embraced by the sisters. I'm sure they will be lining up for you, what with that dragon in your pants, you fiery devil.

More like a puff.

[SlamBoy]

In the past I punted on a consistent basis and I’m not trying to blow my own trumpet by any stretch of the imagination, but I used to make most of the women orgasm unintentionally. What I found afterwards is that most of the women would be really disappointed with me and themselves. It happened on a few occasions where they would try and stop completely or change position when they would get close to the point. The thing is I’ve noticed this in multiple women. In a way I can understand as the girls obviously want to separate any person satisfaction from their ‘job’. It just made me realise that a lot of the girls probably really resent punters. It really opened my eyes to the illusion of the punting to the point that most girls really do hate the whole experience which is understandable. I began to find it difficult to suspend by belief which makes the whole experience even more soulless. Punting really is a mugs game. Repeatedly giving  up cash for a soulless experience, where the woman probably views you as pathetic fool is the act of a mug. Unfortunately it took me about 60 odd body count to come to this conclusion. I always knew the situation but when I was younger I just didn’t care

One of the greatest lines I have ever read on UKP 

[threechilliman]

One of the greatest lines I have ever read on UKP 

Must admit I agree. I must relate the story ar some point about how I made a girl accidentally cum 12 times in half an hour..... then I woke up!!

[hawkzville]

In the past I punted on a consistent basis and I’m not trying to blow my own trumpet by any stretch of the imagination, but I used to make most of the women orgasm unintentionally. What I found afterwards is that most of the women would be really disappointed with me and themselves. It happened on a few occasions where they would try and stop completely or change position when they would get close to the point. The thing is I’ve noticed this in multiple women. In a way I can understand as the girls obviously want to separate any person satisfaction from their ‘job’. It just made me realise that a lot of the girls probably really resent punters. It really opened my eyes to the illusion of the punting to the point that most girls really do hate the whole experience which is understandable. I began to find it difficult to suspend by belief which makes the whole experience even more soulless. Punting really is a mugs game. Repeatedly giving  up cash for a soulless experience, where the woman probably views you as pathetic fool is the act of a mug. Unfortunately it took me about 60 odd body count to come to this conclusion. I always knew the situation but when I was younger I just didn’t care

....... is this new on Netflix sometime soon? "Midas-dick; king of the punting mugs"

[tynetunnel]

It’s certainly a bold first post!

[SlamBoy]

In the past I punted on a consistent basis and I’m not trying to blow my own trumpet by any stretch of the imagination, but I used to make most of the women orgasm unintentionally. What I found afterwards is that most of the women would be really disappointed with me and themselves. It happened on a few occasions where they would try and stop completely or change position when they would get close to the point. The thing is I’ve noticed this in multiple women. In a way I can understand as the girls obviously want to separate any person satisfaction from their ‘job’. It just made me realise that a lot of the girls probably really resent punters. It really opened my eyes to the illusion of the punting to the point that most girls really do hate the whole experience which is understandable. I began to find it difficult to suspend by belief which makes the whole experience even more soulless. Punting really is a mugs game. Repeatedly giving  up cash for a soulless experience, where the woman probably views you as pathetic fool is the act of a mug. Unfortunately it took me about 60 odd body count to come to this conclusion. I always knew the situation but when I was younger I just didn’t care

Calls the thread "Has this ever happened to you?" - clickbait.

Nice.

Never poses a single situation to ask a question about. Just talks about how punting and punters are 'mugs' and 'pathetic fools'

Total troll.

[daviemac]

Calls the thread "Has this ever happened to you?" - clickbait.
Nice.
Never poses a single situation to ask a question about. Just talks about how punting and punters are 'mugs' and 'pathetic fools'
Total troll.

If you don't like the topic ignore it and move on.

[Marmalade]

If you don't like the topic ignore it and move on.

Yeah but he's correct. Troll clickbait and mostly the intention, barely disguised, is to put people off punting.

[Plan R]

I used to make most of the women orgasm unintentionally.

If Carlsberg did humblebrags...

[Doc Holliday]

He's gone now anyway.

There is though a valid (albeit not original) discussion point hidden in his poorly constructed post.

[SlamBoy]

If you don't like the topic ignore it and move on.

Well, I reported it and he was rightly banned.

I think you are losing your impartiality. You are clearly continuing from last night, whereas I have moved on. 

[Moresomes]

He's gone now anyway.

 

Shame in a way.
 He had hours of piss taking milage potential.

[SlamBoy]

 

Shame in a way.
 He had hours of piss taking milage potential.

I have mixed feelings about some of the trolls. Yes, they can be hilarious, but after a while they can get very tiresome.

My favourite of all time was probably West8.

[daviemac]

Well, I reported it and he was rightly banned.

I think you are losing your impartiality. You are clearly continuing from last night, whereas I have moved on. 

I know you reported it, I was responding to that report. Admin chose to ban him, that was his choice. I am not continuing from anything I would've said the same to anyone.

One thing I don't do is hold any kind of grudge, once an issue is over it's over, there are several members that have had disagreements with me and I have subsequently gone on to help.

[SlamBoy]

I know you reported it, I was responding to that report. Admin chose to ban him, that was his choice. I am not continuing from anything I would've said the same to anyone.

One thing I don't do is hold any kind of grudge, once an issue is over it's over, there are several members that have had disagreements with me and I have subsequently gone on to help.

I would welcome that, if it is the case.