To address the elephant in the room first, yes, I have gone almost five years without leaving a single review. This is partly down to a) being broke and b) having a particularly bad experience with a Rom in Croydon (yes, I know) which killed my interest in punting for god knows how long. However having recently come into a steady income I thought I'd hop on the FBSM train and start paying back for all my years of reading and no reviewing. Very late mind, but still. Anyway, to said review.
Thai Lisa
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I’d tried to book Lisa the week before but by the time she’d replied I’d already booked someone else (whose review will follow). Finding myself in need of a pick-me-up given recent footballing results I decided to try her again last week. I messaged Lisa and she replied promptly. A short back and forth later and I was given the post code. She handles the coms herself.
Location:
Flat in between Stratford and West Ham train stations. Quiet and discreet enough not to cause any issues. As previously mentioned she has a massage table in her living room and the place as a whole was clean. I felt the walls were a little thin; once or twice I could hear people talking in the flat next door, but Lisa never mentioned to keep my voice down and any worries I had in that regard quickly left my mind.
Looks:
Age wise I’d probably place her in her early forties. Facially Lisa won’t win any awards and there’s a slight stain on her front tooth I couldn’t help but focus on, but her tits were firm and of a good size and she had a nice ass. Not a stunner but she got the little Ardras to stand to attention, so can’t complain.
Services:
Like a previous review mentioned (thanks to Bigballsblaha) Lisa is slightly bonkers in an entertaining way. She sat me down, offered some water and went over the services. I paid £100 for B2B and HE which she does naked. After a shower I was told to sit on the massage table. And this is where things get interesting. Lisa did a little dance as she took off her clothes, with finger guns and weird sounds which I didn’t know quite how to react to. As mentioned the little Ardras did however once her tits and ass came out to which she seemed to be happy about. Lisa sat on my lap and rubbed my dick against her ass cheeks before telling me to lie down on the massage table.
What followed was about 35/40 minutes’ worth of firm massages that worked over my whole body. CC swipes were limited during this time and I was beginning to worry we wouldn’t get round to the real reason I’d trekked up to Stratford. Also she had her heated oil in a bottle that was hot as shit which she left on the table and kept touching my leg, so I had to keep moving it lest I got burned. I could have said something but I’m an idiot, so. Lisa also sung as she worked me over, which was interesting.
Then she asks me to turn over. Lisa climbs aboard and starts a light B2B with tits in my face and sliding up and down. She allowed me to lick them a bit. This continues until we move over to her bedroom, where she continued the B2B with much enthusiasm, sliding up and down and rubbing her tits in my face rather too enthusiastically at points, not that I was complaining.
I’d noticed she’d brought out a condom before but thought she was going to use it for the HR. Boy was I wrong. She mentioned something about Boom Boom which I didn’t understand in the slightest, and then she’s rubbering me up and giving OW. Lisa bit down lightly a few times which I think she thinks is sexy, but it’s debatable. Besides that it was good. This went on a few minutes while she told me not to cum, which is like the opposite of a Rom prossie. Then she directs me to swap places, with her laying back and me thinking she wants me to lick her out. Instead I found out Boom Boom means sex. Of course, with all my blood now in my nether regions I agree and fuck her for a couple of minutes before I fill the rubber, after which I showered and was given a kiss on the cheek on the way out.
Conclusion:
I got more than a bargained for. The massage was firm and well done, regardless of the hot oil bottle issue, and the memories of her tits in my face will last for quite a while. I didn’t expect sex and it seems to be erratic whether it’s on offer given previous reviews. Overall I’d give Lisa a positive. She’s not the most attractive in the world but she’s enthusiastic and went the extra mile, even if some of her antics might put others off. However, without the unexpected sex I would have said £100 was steep (or I might just be cheap, I don’t know.) I’ll definitely go again though once I've worked my way through what else the FBSM world has to offer.
