Evelyn Delicious - Bristol

[gthunter]

Hello,
please be kind with me, I'm foreign, my English si poor but I want to contribute.

I know that I should know about Romanians, but I'm a person that dislikes planning meetings; I prefer to decide straight away and not to wait. So, she was the only one available in that moment.
It was a month ago, a very boring night.

Comms

Everything has been done via text, meeting in more or less one hour. Pretty sure someone else is texting for her because as I'll see later, she doesn't speak english at all, so, even questions about services are not answered.

Location/Accommodation

I think a well-known location in Old Market, first floor of a building in a secondary street. It seems a discreet road, but she is not very good to explain where to go. She sent me in the wrong place even if I knew the location, I thought it was another one due to directions.

Fees
60 for Half Hour, just for a quick thing.

Services

Fk, OW

The Lady

She is a very tiny and young woman, she is pretty, I've had some doubt about age, she says 23, I think 3 or 4 more, but the body is very slim and toned.

The meet

I've been greeted by her at the door and we went straight away in her room. This short and slim girl looked nice to me, but when I try to talk she is not able to say aby word in English. Obviously it makes me a bit unconfortable. I cannot ask about services, I cannot have a kind of conversation to introduce the meeting.
Once undressed she looks nice, and she starts with a OW, normal, I've been told no OWO, even if it is on list, no kissing too. She starts, then, to complain about my belly, she goes at gym and she doesn't like if you are not toned. It makes me feeling quite bad, I'm there to have fun, not to be said I'm ugly. So my only thought was to go away.
After one position, she on the top, I try to come as fast as i can and I go away.
 
Summary

Bad punt, classic romanian, but it's my fault.

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[Cornish_Wanderer]

Hello,
please be kind with me, I'm foreign, my English si poor but I want to contribute.

I know that I should know about Romanians, but I'm a person that dislikes planning meetings; I prefer to decide straight away and not to wait. So, she was the only one available in that moment.
It was a month ago, a very boring night.

Comms

Everything has been done via text, meeting in more or less one hour. Pretty sure someone else is texting for her because as I'll see later, she doesn't speak english at all, so, even questions about services are not answered.

Location/Accommodation

I think a well-known location in Old Market, first floor of a building in a secondary street. It seems a discreet road, but she is not very good to explain where to go. She sent me in the wrong place even if I knew the location, I thought it was another one due to directions.

Fees
60 for Half Hour, just for a quick thing.

Services

Fk, OW

The Lady

She is a very tiny and young woman, she is pretty, I've had some doubt about age, she says 23, I think 3 or 4 more, but the body is very slim and toned.

The meet

I've been greeted by her at the door and we went straight away in her room. This short and slim girl looked nice to me, but when I try to talk she is not able to say aby word in English. Obviously it makes me a bit unconfortable. I cannot ask about services, I cannot have a kind of conversation to introduce the meeting.
Once undressed she looks nice, and she starts with a OW, normal, I've been told no OWO, even if it is on list, no kissing too. She starts, then, to complain about my belly, she goes at gym and she doesn't like if you are not toned. It makes me feeling quite bad, I'm there to have fun, not to be said I'm ugly. So my only thought was to go away.
After one position, she on the top, I try to come as fast as i can and I go away.
 
Summary

Bad punt, classic romanian, but it's my fault.

External Link/Members Only

Your English is better than quite a few British people 

Thank you for contributing and don't apologise for your English. The review was clear and easy to understand.

[gthunter]

Thanks!!
I just forgot to say that you cannot touch her at all. If you touch her tits or ass she will complain.

[DrConners]

Well she's got :

Humiliation (giving)

On her likes list, sounds like she definitely delivered there 

[gthunter]

I didn't ask for it....

[RobT22]

Thanks for the report. I was thinking really seriously about seeing this young lady. She is gorgeous from her photos and she has already had a really good positive from another guy. Now I'm not so sure. I got the feeling from the other report that she has a very cheeky sense of humour and perhaps like all humour is open to interpretation. What one person sees as cute banter another is offended by.

[gthunter]

Thanks for the report. I was thinking really seriously about seeing this young lady. She is gorgeous from her photos and she has already had a really good positive from another guy. Now I'm not so sure. I got the feeling from the other report that she has a very cheeky sense of humour and perhaps like all humour is open to interpretation. What one person sees as cute banter another is offended by.

I agree with you, but, honestly, I can be quite sensitive about my body, but the like list is fake and I couldn't touch her body...
I met other Romanians (I'll write about them soon), probably during the punt of the other review she was in a good mood or I gave a bad first impression to her.

[RobT22]

I am sure you didn't give a bad impression of yourself. We pay good money and you should have come away feeling on top of the world and not to feel the way you did. I am now having serious doubts about seeing her. Thanks again.

[TerryTibbs]

Yes, its very difficult to get her to trust you, and takes a load of time and money....

....but when you do get to know her better, the BONUS levels become accessible.

She does have the cutest body ever, a perfect little size 4.

Just such a shame about the crap location.

She could be a top escort, but I don't think she is that interested. 

But I think she is cute.

But you do have to try quite hard to get the best out of her 

Regards

Terry 

[BogBog1]

....but when you do get to know her better, the BONUS levels become accessible.

Specifically, what do the bonus levels bring? Is it worth it?

[RobT22]

My thoughts as well. She is relatively cheap and looks really lovely in the photos. I am still tempted.

[TerryTibbs]

Specifically, what do the bonus levels bring? Is it worth it?

After a few visits she does allow, light kissing, good access to touching and kissing her body and tits, reverse oral and she allows cum on her tits.

Cheers

Terry 

[scutty brown]

Yes, its very difficult to get her to trust you, and takes a load of time and money....

....but when you do get to know her better, the BONUS levels become accessible.

She does have the cutest body ever, a perfect little size 4.

Just such a shame about the crap location.

She could be a top escort, but I don't think she is that interested. 

But I think she is cute.

But you do have to try quite hard to get the best out of her 

Regards

Terry 

In your seven years of membership of this site did you not think a review of her would have been helpful to others?

[BogBog1]

After a few visits she does allow, light kissing, good access to touching and kissing her body and tits, reverse oral and she allows cum on her tits.

Cheers

Terry 

It's a shame her services at the start are so limited - sounds like a classic Rom punt where she puts in zero effort and doesn't let you do anything more than stick your dick in her, cum, and bugger off. So even though I'm still tempted (because she's hot and I love a petite lass), I can't imagine it would be anything other than highly disappointing. And I definitely wouldn't want to pay an unspecified number of repeat visits just on the off-chance she might let me touch her boobs this time. There are plenty of other better options I reckon.

[TerryTibbs]

It's a shame her services at the start are so limited - sounds like a classic Rom punt where she puts in zero effort and doesn't let you do anything more than stick your dick in her, cum, and bugger off. So even though I'm still tempted (because she's hot and I love a petite lass), I can't imagine it would be anything other than highly disappointing. And I definitely wouldn't want to pay an unspecified number of repeat visits just on the off-chance she might let me touch her boobs this time. There are plenty of other better options I reckon.

Yes.....I agree, most people would find her disappointing.

Terry 

[scutty brown]

Yes.....I agree, most people would find her disappointing.

Terry 

Then write a fucking review about her so we can all benefit from your experience.
Or are you going to leech for another seven years?
Or would I be right in thinking you're actually a Walter Mitty who hasn't fucked anyone in that time?

[BogBog1]

Then write a fucking review about her so we can all benefit from your experience.
Or are you going to leech for another seven years?
Or would I be right in thinking you're actually a Walter Mitty who hasn't fucked anyone in that time?

Terry - he does have a point mate. This site works because guys are happy to share their experiences. You're benefiting from those experiences so it should kind of work the other way too. Just my two cents.

[DrConners]

Or would I be right in thinking you're actually a Walter Mitty who hasn't fucked anyone in that time?

    

[Shaketherooom]

I have also been tempted. Reviews here really help.

[BogBog1]

I have also been tempted. Reviews here really help.

Agreed. Tempting though she is, I predict that the over-riding feeling post-punt would be "well that was a waste of money".