Lilith-Noir --- 11 out of 10, A+++, 5 Stars (with sprinkles!) - Birmingham

[groovemobile]

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So yeah this review probably falls in the ‘fluffy’ category… but I don’t really care as I had an amazing time!

Finally got to see Lilith now that she has an incall location (new flats, clean and great for purpose) From the moment I saw Lilith I was pretty blown away, she came to answer the door downstairs in the block of flats as the door buzzer was playing up and she looked really hot in a smart evening out  type blue dress and heels and I though I was a very lucky man right then… we had a bit of a chat in the lift on the way up and Lilith’s wicked sense of humour started to show itself, she’s a great laugh to talk to and her English is great… probably better than mine!

So from the moment we sorted the paperwork out Lilith made me feel like the lead actor in a porn film, the kind that always satisfies his female co-stars, she was  making all the right noises and making me feel that she was enjoying it at least as much as I was… I have become a sexual tyrannosaur! (or at least that’s how she made me feel! :-P )

In all seriousness she seems to enjoy herself and is definitely happy to please… everything on her like list is on offer and she just leaves you feeling like you’re a king, no clock watching, witty dirty banter, full French kissing and the sex is great…

The only downside is in writing this review more of you are likely to go and see her and that will make it more difficult for me to book!

Will I be back… Hell yeah!

[slimdude1]

Jesus, first review in two years and super fluffy..

Because she has 8 other positive reviews, I would doubt that this is her writing the review!

OP - please provide basics (length of booking, price, location, services etc)

Also, is this your first ever punt? Because if so, 11/10 whilst is subjective to ones experience, you've nothing to compare with!

[ArchBacon]

From the reviews she sounds very much like her fellow Pole, Amazing Victoria in terms of attitude/service. Leeds is a trek for me but Birmingham less so... might just have to brave the M6 roadworks!!

[Placebo88]

Jesus, first review in two years and super fluffy..

Because she has 8 other positive reviews, I would doubt that this is her writing the review!

OP - please provide basics (length of booking, price, location, services etc)

Also, is this your first ever punt? Because if so, 11/10 whilst is subjective to ones experience, you've nothing to compare with!

I found it a helpful and insightful review, especially in conjunction with the escorts other reviews which already cover the basics. The basics you ask for are all simple facts present on her Adultwork profile which is only a click away if you do not already know them.

[houseboot]

I found it a helpful and insightful review, especially in conjunction with the escorts other reviews which already cover the basics. The basics you ask for are all simple facts present on her Adultwork profile which is only a click away if you do not already know them.

Wrong

What the AW profile says and what a punter receives in terms of service, or pays, can be completely different.

So some basic facts which may, or may not, confirm her profile and other Reviews should always be provided.

[Beerswillin99]

Not meaning to sound cheap, and I've paid 140 for an hour before (back in my earlier punting days) so I'm a bit hypocritical when saying this but £150 for an hour is a lot... then again there is very little choice in Birmingham right now so I can see why she charges so much. Dark times indeed, team. It's one of those ones you gotta save your pennies for I guess. Maybe I'll get round to stomaching the cost one day 

Thanks for the review 

[Sinz]

Yups have to agree the review is fluffy as fuck.

[Samjos]

Interesting joined October 2017

And first post telling us all about hacking and such on 24th April

Then another post telling us she has a new AW account!!!!


Wow all this from someone who has never visited her


Is this account really Lilith noir???

Or am I being unfair but all four posts are about this SP

Then the review

Hmmm should we be saying hello Lilith Noir??


Sorry if I am wrong and bang out of order as she is one i have placed on the old hotlist

[Happyjose]

I found it a helpful and insightful review, especially in conjunction with the escorts other reviews which already cover the basics. The basics you ask for are all simple facts present on her Adultwork profile which is only a click away if you do not already know them.

4 years you’ve been a member, and you’ve learned fuck all in that time

If you’re asserting that prossies state facts on their profiles then you’re either a massive chump, or you’re here to cause mischief

[scutty brown]

nauseating bollocks

[Placebo88]

4 years you’ve been a member, and you’ve learned fuck all in that time

If you’re asserting that prossies state facts on their profiles then you’re either a massive chump, or you’re here to cause mischief

Don't be so slow, my comments were specific to this review. The escort has had 8 other reviews in the last 4 months and 3 in the last month. All strong positives. This one not repeating those bare basics is hardly a criminal offence and don't you think the reviewer might have said had the price not been as advertised or services declined? I agree that it is ideally better to include those things as standard. I don't think anything would have been added in this case. A less well reviewed escort then absolutely seek the confirmation.

[Samjos]

Don't be so slow, my comments were specific to this review. The escort has had 8 other reviews in the last 4 months and 3 in the last month. All strong positives. This one not repeating those bare basics is hardly a criminal offence and don't you think the reviewer might have said had the price not been as advertised or services declined? I agree that it is ideally better to include those things as standard. I don't think anything would have been added in this case. A less well reviewed escort then absolutely seek the confirmation.

But is the review a fake one and is the SP herself as no input for two years and the four posts all about the same person and then a review seems suspicious to me

[Placebo88]

But is the review a fake one and is the SP herself as no input for two years and the four posts all about the same person and then a review seems suspicious to me

My guess is no. There was a positive review 4 days ago from a member with credibility so I don't see any need for that sort of a desperate move. How long has she been prostituting herself? Her first review is 2019 and this reviewer signed up back in 2017.

[Sinz]

My guess is no. There was a positive review 4 days ago from a member with credibility so I don't see any need for that sort of a desperate move. How long has she been prostituting herself? Her first review is 2019 and this reviewer signed up back in 2017.

Doesn't change the fact the review is fluffy as shit

[Happyjose]

Don't be so slow, my comments were specific to this review. The escort has had 8 other reviews in the last 4 months and 3 in the last month. All strong positives. This one not repeating those bare basics is hardly a criminal offence and don't you think the reviewer might have said had the price not been as advertised or services declined? I agree that it is ideally better to include those things as standard. I don't think anything would have been added in this case. A less well reviewed escort then absolutely seek the confirmation.

Where to start with this drivel

So, well reviewed prossies should be above objective enquiry and are unlikely to ever offer less than perfect service

We should trust the fluffy ramblings of a first time reviewer who opens with 11/10 (with sprinkles)

And profile hyperbole should be accepted as facts

It’s only the evidence, and the opinion of just about every member posting here that disagrees with you

So again, you’re either a chump, or are here for mischief

[Placebo88]

Where to start with this drivel

So, well reviewed prossies should be above objective enquiry and are unlikely to ever offer less than perfect service

We should trust the fluffy ramblings of a first time reviewer who opens with 11/10 (with sprinkles)

And profile hyperbole should be accepted as facts

It’s only the evidence, and the opinion of just about every member posting here that disagrees with you

So again, you’re either a chump, or are here for mischief

Enough with the strawmanning and paranoia.

The review said that all services asked for were offered and the location has rightly been added to the title.

He has not helped himself with the title and it does read a lot like a first ever booking. The lack of anything less than perfect can add a question mark to credibility. I have not seen her yet from her gallery face images I am not convinced on her being 26. Accurate photos count more to me than an exactly correct age and reports so far indicate that they are.

[Happyjose]

The basics you ask for are all simple facts present on her Adultwork profile which is only a click away if you do not already know them.

Chump it is...

[thebrummy41]

Gentlemen, Gentlemen.

Lets all calm down shall we? Ok the OP did post something highly fluffy but after reading Lilith's reviews on here and the field reports on her profile I am convinced that this Lady provides an excellent service.

I have been punting a few years now and have written a few reviews myself and I am currently arranging to meet with Lilith in a few weeks time. After which I will leave a full and comprehensive review for all to read and comment on.

I hope that this comment helps you gents make an inform decision.
regards 

[threechilliman]

Gentlemen, Gentlemen.

Lets all calm down shall we? Ok the OP did post something highly fluffy but after reading Lilith's reviews on here and the field reports on her profile I am convinced that this Lady provides an excellent service.

I have been punting a few years now and have written a few reviews myself and I am currently arranging to meet with Lilith in a few weeks time. After which I will leave a full and comprehensive review for all to read and comment on.

I hope that this comment helps you gents make an inform decision.
regards

We all look forward to your full and comprehensive review. It'll only be your perspective though and one persons review only carries so much weight.....

[phillus]

I saw Lilith very recently in Leamington, left a field report on AW, and believe me she is very much the real deal. I have just booked another "appointment" with her, in Brum, in a few weeks time. Once that meet up has happened I will also post a review on here.

[Sinz]

I saw Lilith very recently in Leamington, left a field report on AW, and believe me she is very much the real deal. I have just booked another "appointment" with her, in Brum, in a few weeks time. Once that meet up has happened I will also post a review on here.

Sure will believe you when you drop a review.

[groovemobile]

well now i know why people are hesitant to post first reviews...

so couple of points

1) I am not Lillith - the fact that she is my first review is due to the fact that I was hesitant about reviewing the first lady I 'punted' with due to the expected vitriol i was likely to receive for writing what would have been a 'fluffy' review for a girl who hadnt had many reviews previously... and so getting the kind of response i did here.

I thought that kind of 'oh hello Lillith' and generally shitty feedback to my post would be avoided by placing a review AFTER so many other positives.

2) Yes i havent placed a review until now - I wanted to do a lot of research before choosing to 'take the plunge' as i mentioned my first punt was not Lilith, it was another girl who at the time did not have a lot of reviews, both of these bookings were done of the back of reviews here... and after using the resources here I felt it was finally time to contribute back after using ukpunting top do my (admittedly lengthy) research

3) the review was 'fluffy as fuck' - yep guilty. Lillith provided everything i asked for, completely fulfilling the fantasy for me (and ultimately thats what were paying for 'a fantasy') and ticking all the boxes - and my review said as much - if id brought a tv and placed a link to were i brought it from and said - 'its the best TV ive brought!!!! - does everything the website says it does!!!!!!!' it would be equivalent to my 'fluffy' review of lillith (obviously much more condensed, but you get the idea).

I didnt want to go into the details of what went where and when... and frankly it wasnt needed for the review... services as advertised should be sufficient... 

4) I had a great time - the sex was probably the best ive ever had, and so i felt the need to say so

5) I have rebooked with lillith and until she retires im unlikely to book with anyone else - Ive found what i was looking for in my research, so im not going to be reviewing a million different girls, so my posting of reviews will be limited to the one lady.

6) the whole letting you know shed been hacked - when i first tried to contact lillith she told me that shed been hacked - i had texted her to see if some miracle she was still available after her old profile had disappeared to see if she was still 'working' - she informed me of the situation and i thought this was the kind of helpful info worth sharing.

7) I didnt follow the review template - I didnt follow the extensive guidelines for layout and content of a review... oh yeah there arnt any beyond link and location ... i forgot the location in my title.

Thanks for the resource that let me get what i wanted (even if it did take a while to find and book her) and ive contributed what information i could.

so in all thanks to those seeing the review for what it is... to the rest of you, frankly bite my shiny metal ass...

[Happyjose]

OP, read the wiki. There’s a link at the bottom of the page. There you will find comprehensive guides to review writing and other aspects of the culture and ethos of the site

All of it written by experienced punters to help members avoid the mistakes you have already made

[denno]

Thanks for that, very helpful and a good read 

[Moby Dick]

well now i know why people are hesitant to post first reviews...

so couple of points

1) I am not Lillith - the fact that she is my first review is due to the fact that I was hesitant about reviewing the first lady I 'punted' with due to the expected vitriol i was likely to receive for writing what would have been a 'fluffy' review for a girl who hadnt had many reviews previously... and so getting the kind of response i did here.

I thought that kind of 'oh hello Lillith' and generally shitty feedback to my post would be avoided by placing a review AFTER so many other positives.

2) Yes i havent placed a review until now - I wanted to do a lot of research before choosing to 'take the plunge' as i mentioned my first punt was not Lilith, it was another girl who at the time did not have a lot of reviews, both of these bookings were done of the back of reviews here... and after using the resources here I felt it was finally time to contribute back after using ukpunting top do my (admittedly lengthy) research

3) the review was 'fluffy as fuck' - yep guilty. Lillith provided everything i asked for, completely fulfilling the fantasy for me (and ultimately thats what were paying for 'a fantasy') and ticking all the boxes - and my review said as much - if id brought a tv and placed a link to were i brought it from and said - 'its the best TV ive brought!!!! - does everything the website says it does!!!!!!!' it would be equivalent to my 'fluffy' review of lillith (obviously much more condensed, but you get the idea).

I didnt want to go into the details of what went where and when... and frankly it wasnt needed for the review... services as advertised should be sufficient... 

4) I had a great time - the sex was probably the best ive ever had, and so i felt the need to say so

5) I have rebooked with lillith and until she retires im unlikely to book with anyone else - Ive found what i was looking for in my research, so im not going to be reviewing a million different girls, so my posting of reviews will be limited to the one lady.

6) the whole letting you know shed been hacked - when i first tried to contact lillith she told me that shed been hacked - i had texted her to see if some miracle she was still available after her old profile had disappeared to see if she was still 'working' - she informed me of the situation and i thought this was the kind of helpful info worth sharing.

7) I didnt follow the review template - I didnt follow the extensive guidelines for layout and content of a review... oh yeah there arnt any beyond link and location ... i forgot the location in my title.

Thanks for the resource that let me get what i wanted (even if it did take a while to find and book her) and ive contributed what information i could.

so in all thanks to those seeing the review for what it is... to the rest of you, frankly bite my shiny metal ass...

Disagree with so much of this, especially point 3.
The most important info I get from reviews is what services were provided, her technique or enthusiasm to deliver and how did you rate them!
Saying services delivered as advertised is not sufficient. 
What services were requested, what was delivered?

[groovemobile]

Disagree with so much of this, especially point 3.
The most important info I get from reviews is what services were provided, her technique or enthusiasm to deliver and how did you rate them!
Saying services delivered as advertised is not sufficient. 
What services were requested, what was delivered?

errrr ok, i can see how you can personally disagree with stating services (though its my preference not to) but as for enthusiasm to deliver ... the initial review did say "So from the moment we sorted the paperwork out Lilith made me feel like the lead actor in a porn film, the kind that always satisfies his female co-stars, she was  making all the right noises and making me feel that she was enjoying it at least as much as I was… I have become a sexual tyrannosaur! (or at least that’s how she made me feel! :-P ) and  she just leaves you feeling like you’re a king which does require a pretty big level of enthusiasm...

as for disagreeing "with most of this" .... well

1) Im not Lillith - feel free to disagree, but your very wrong
2) I havent posted a review until now - i think we can all agree on this
3) I can partly see your point as outlined above
4) I had a great time - well i did
5) I have rebooked with lilith - well i have
6) Letting you know shed been hacked - apologies if you dont agree info like this is useful
7) I didnt follow the review template - looks like i didnt

so 5 out of the 7 points are factually true, and the other 2 (3 and 6)you can disagree with freely due to your personal views... but i find it hard to see that as 'most of this'

[groovemobile]

oh and for the record i fully admit to it being 'fluffy as fuck' and to be 'white knighting' but if im happy with it all... why not? and i am going to feel no compunction to go visit many different girls just to raise my credibility here... Ive found what i was looking for and will stick with it until something changes!

oh and kind of done with defending myself at this point...

so again, thanks for the research resource and im quite happy to continue to contribute what i can... but that will be limited by the experiences Im comfortable in booking.

Thanks!   

[Moby Dick]

errrr ok, i can see how you can personally disagree with stating services (though its my preference not to) but as for enthusiasm to deliver ... the initial review did say "So from the moment we sorted the paperwork out Lilith made me feel like the lead actor in a porn film, the kind that always satisfies his female co-stars, she was  making all the right noises and making me feel that she was enjoying it at least as much as I was… I have become a sexual tyrannosaur! (or at least that’s how she made me feel! :-P ) and  she just leaves you feeling like you’re a king which does require a pretty big level of enthusiasm...

as for disagreeing "with most of this" .... well

1) Im not Lillith - feel free to disagree, but your very wrong
2) I havent posted a review until now - i think we can all agree on this
3) I can partly see your point as outlined above
4) I had a great time - well i did
5) I have rebooked with lilith - well i have
6) Letting you know shed been hacked - apologies if you dont agree info like this is useful
7) I didnt follow the review template - looks like i didnt

so 5 out of the 7 points are factually true, and the other 2 (3 and 6)you can disagree with freely due to your personal views... but i find it hard to see that as 'most of this'

“Most of this”? If you can’t read then no wonder your reviews are useless as well!!

Now point 4
“the sex was probably the best ive ever had, and so i felt the need to say so“

is also a pointless point to make since we don’t know how experienced you are, with no reference point or review history.
Sort of thing a virgin would write.

[groovemobile]

“Most of this”? If you can’t read then no wonder your reviews are useless as well!!

Now point 4 is also a pointless point to make since you have no review history.
Sort of thing a virgin would write.

and now with the personal insults... yep do you want to go with Godwins law to really prove your internet kudos?

i know this is a sex buyers forum... but its still meant to be a community right?

so again thanks to those who have made a great resource ... to those who feel the need for personal attacks well... maybe dont? just an idea

[Deadpool1]

errrr ok, i can see how you can personally disagree with stating services (though its my preference not to) but as for enthusiasm to deliver ... the initial review did say "So from the moment we sorted the paperwork out Lilith made me feel like the lead actor in a porn film, the kind that always satisfies his female co-stars, she was  making all the right noises and making me feel that she was enjoying it at least as much as I was… I have become a sexual tyrannosaur! (or at least that’s how she made me feel! :-P ) and  she just leaves you feeling like you’re a king which does require a pretty big level of enthusiasm...

as for disagreeing "with most of this" .... well

1) Im not Lillith - feel free to disagree, but your very wrong
2) I havent posted a review until now - i think we can all agree on this
3) I can partly see your point as outlined above
4) I had a great time - well i did
5) I have rebooked with lilith - well i have
6) Letting you know shed been hacked - apologies if you dont agree info like this is useful
7) I didnt follow the review template - looks like i didnt

so 5 out of the 7 points are factually true, and the other 2 (3 and 6)you can disagree with freely due to your personal views... but i find it hard to see that as 'most of this'

Fuck me 

[HailWood]

Spotted Lilith on UKE (good media); did a bit of digging; added her to my West Mids HL.

This review would actually put me off seeing her. OP, I believe you could be genuine but fluffy as fuck (as you subsequently admitted). Such fluffy reviews rarely do the WG any favours. Was this your intent?

[groovemobile]

Spotted Lilith on UKE (good media); did a bit of digging; added her to my West Mids HL.

This review would actually put me off seeing her. OP, I believe you could be genuine but fluffy as fuck (as you subsequently admitted). Such fluffy reviews rarely do the WG any favours. Was this your intent?

No it wasnt, though it would make it easier to book! (And would be some crazy reverse psychology evil genius type scheme...) Genuinely I can't recommend lilith enough, I had a great time and I'm guessing you will too.

[Arbetare]

4/10 - Please re-write 

I'll say fair-play for having a go, and for posting your first review, but have a read of the review guides and use a template, be objective in what detail you provide and try and qualify your views, and leave the ebay-esque feedback comments out of the titles.

For what it's worth, I don't think this review is written by the SP, her writing style is quite formal and distinct. Unless she's skilled at writing in character, this is a very different style, and not the clumsy attempts we see by other SPs.

Oh, and GM - you might not want to use the same words in your review titles as you do in AW FB, it aids traceability if someone wanted to do this. Might be worth asking a Mod to change the words in the title to something different.

[Littlefoot]

OP, read the wiki. There’s a link at the bottom of the page. There you will find comprehensive guides to review writing and other aspects of the culture and ethos of the site

All of it written by experienced punters to help members avoid the mistakes you have already made

Good advice to all starting out doing reviews.

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