External Link/Members Only1 hour @ £130 (extended to 2hrs during the session)
Firstly, I have to come clean that this was booked though UKP so it is likely that Hanna was aware that I am also a UKP member who writes reviews so it is possible this affected the service that she provided. So YMMV chaps.
Comms and LocationI thank Space Invader for bringing Hanna to my attention and duly added to my HL; I then noticed she had joined UKE and made contact to arrange a booking. Hanna’s comms were clear and prompt via this channel up to the morning of the punt when we exchanged texts and a telephone call to discuss the meeting. The venue was one of the nicer hotels off Maid Marion way and very fit for purpose; easy to get past Reception and to the lift.
Hanna LordeHanna is, IMO, an attractive MILF of around 40 years old, the photos on her profile and UKE media are accurate and recent (see the one posted 15th May on UKE in the black lingerie which was new for our meeting) and her AW profile description is accurate. A little larger than my unusual ‘type’, Hanna is probably a size 12 but admitted she had put on a little weight on while on holiday recently and intends to lose it. Nice curvy figure, natural soft but shapely tits, pretty eyes and a mouth that is made for snogging and sucking. Her attitude was absolutely spot on and she has a lovely engaging personality. Hanna says she loves sex and this shone throughout the entire meeting; if this woman’s orgasms are fake then she deserves an Oscar.
ServicesAs with all first time bookings, I opt for a GFE style meeting. This was delivered brilliantly.
Kissing: she loves it and is very good at it, frequent, varied, deep and sensual
OWO: good technique, attention to balls, perineum. Not DT.
Fingering: nice and tight down there.
RO: clean and fresh tasting, very responsive.
Face fucking: not too deep
Penetration: missionary and cowgirl (squat and grind)
Choking: she loves hands to her throat and being pinned down
The MeetingHanna opened the door to the hotel room wearing a nice summer dress (as requested) with high heels and as I was to find out pretty quickly a lovely black lingerie set which, as I mentioned above, you can view on UKE. She smiled and invited me in and gave me a kiss; asking me if I liked kissing (oh, yes!!) and that she did too. Some inconsequential chit chat and fee paid, Hanna moved in for the kill. My Lord(e) this woman can kiss!!! Hands all over each other I quickly unzipped her dress and pushed her back towards the wall, pinned her hands above her head (I’d done my homework on her likes) and started to kiss, nibble and generally let my free hand caress her body. Hanna’s eyes widened and she started to moan softly and writhe her body against mine. Flipping her around, she was pushed against the wall, hands still pinned, so that I could flip her bra off and start to do more ‘damage’.
At this point I released her and she spun around and nearly snogged my face off while reaching for the bulge in my jeans. “You are overdressed” says she, while unbuttoning my shirt and jeans. She squats and commences to suck me (good job that I had showered just an hour before), which makes my knees tremble. So stripping off we move to the bed where Hanna lays on her back; I’m on top like a flash and start snogging again, kissing my neck, shoulders and nipples. Moving down her body, Hanna responds well to her nipples being tweaked and the oral ministration to her fresh pussy where, finding the sweet spot Hanna is moaning more loudly and rocking her pelvis against my face. Time to fuck, so on with the condom (her nails are long so I assisted) and into missionary. This is seriously hard fucking and the harder i go the more Hanna seems to respond. I don’t last long a soon reach my first orgasm.
Cleaned up with wet wipes, we cuddle and chat for a while revealing Hanna to be an intelligent, articulate and interesting person. All the while she is playing with my cock and nipples so soon I am hard again. This time I am on my back and Hanna is delivering an expert BJ. I reciprocate using a finger to stimulated the G Spot while by tongue dances with her clit. This has the desired effect. I stand and walk to the head of the bed where I stick my cock in her eager mouth while fingering her pussy. Eventually, I spin her around 90deg so her face is hanging off the end of the bed and proceed to face fuck her - not too hard though as I’m not sure how much she can take. On with another condom, me on my back and Hanna climbs on to deliver CG which is very well done and with much learning forward for a kiss. She responds really well when I lift her a little and thrust upwards with increasing intensity. I put my hands to her throat and her reaction is amazing; its almost like the eyes roll back and she loses herself in that moment. Back into missionary, this time pinning her down and choking her (I do know what I am doing in this area). I reach my second orgasm.
We are over time by a considerable margin (but Hanna says not to mind as her next meeting isn’t until that evening); we cuddle and chat some more and she tells me about her past escorting (ex Felines) and others sexual activities. It’s clear that Hanna is a true submissive with a big list of kinks and a very high sex drive who clearly loves this job. I’m getting hard again by now and suddenly panic that the street parking will have run out. Thanks to RingGo I was able to extend my parking from the hotel room and promptly extended my meeting with Hanna.
Round 3 was pretty much more of the same. By the time this was concluded we were well over the extended period but Hanna was in no rush to push me out of the room. Cuddle and a conversation while we regained our breath and I was offered a shower. I was back at the car 2.5hrs after I had left it with nothing left on the meter.
SummaryGreat punt with a lovely woman whose love of sex appears to be absolutely genuine. I will definitely return for a repeat of this session alone, but I really do want to explore some of those kinks she mentioned and maybe next time her arse gets it too.
