My nomination for the title of Worst Prostitute in the East Midlands Region:
External Link/Members OnlyThere's a thread on the national forum called 'the worst escort picture challenge' but even the ghastliest, boot-faced slapper on there is better than her. At least there's a chance they'll turn up.
As for this years Mug Punter of the Year award, well that's a no-brainer for a start. I'm a fucking shoo-in for that, because she's done it to me twice now. Twice!
The first time was 6 or 8 months ago, and as it turned out my 'plan B' for that day was a cracker, so I wasn't too bothered. Shit happens. She must have had some kind of crisis. A message of apology would have been nice, but it was no big deal.
But this time was something else. This was fucking unbelievable.
I was skimming through AW and there was her advert, as always, this time with the 'available today' sign on. There was nothing much else about, and those tits looked interesting, so why not give it a go? What a mug. She rang back immediately in response to my voicemail and we arranged the meet - at £100 for 45 minutes - for an hour later that morning and off I went. She texted moments later with the address and postcode - I remembered where she was from the last time, a shabby looking apartment block on Hinckley Road, but she didn't know that - and we were all set. All that remained was the standard procedure of ringing from outside to get the flat number. It was only an hour away. Nothing could go wrong this time. Well....you know the rest. Nothing. Same as before.
Why would anyone behave like that? What's the point? I would have thought that any sole trader like her would want recommendations and repeat business, so why deliberately choose to treat a customer with such contempt? It can't be that she's a thick, vacuous, half witted slapper with shit for brains, because she's an intelligent woman. It says so on her profile. She's university educated, no less!
No, it's because she's a fucking horrible person, that's all. I haven't even met her but I can assure you she's utterly selfish, mean, callous, arrogant, deceitful, unpleasant, bone-idle and pig-ignorant. Ugh.
Anyway, to hell with her. My advice is don't even think about seeing her, because she's made a mug out of me twice, and the chances are she'll make a mug of you, too.
Topic: Brook Middleton, Leicester (Read 2878 times)
