As a public service, this is Doughslayer's infamous "deleted review" of Luna and Eva during their brief stay at Newport Court. I am sorry that I did not copy Don Giovanni's equally excellent reports on the same girls. Only when I saw his had been deleted did I take the precaution of saving Doughslayer's.
External Link/Members OnlyOriginally Posted Wed 25 August, 02:41
It’s been a while since I have posted properly. Thank you to the people who enquired and waited patiently. I hope my write up is of some use. I will explain the reasons for not doing this earlier in my post below. I have seen Luna twice, so I will naturally start off with her and then come to today’s session.
So first off, as you all know there has been a massive online frenzy following the arrival of Luna. I think this phenomenon has even been given a name, ‘The Luna Eclipse’ lol, I love it! Good one @Cesare
I finally saw this fair maiden last week, after reading all the hype about her the previous week. I woke up on that Tuesday (with an erection for a girl I had not even seen!) and pushed my sister out of the way on my way to the shower to get there first. The mutiny did not stop there, as to save time I ate my brother’s toast on my way out of the house. I ran to the bus and from there hopped onto the underground like a character from Super Mario. The underground stations could not go past fast enough, as I avoided thinking of all the things I was going to do to this North African beauty in case I got a boner (the tube was packed). Finally got to Leicester Square and I ran past the busker playing George Michael’s Careless Whisper and took the left side of the escalators, walking briskly up the stairs. I ran to Berwick St and composed myself, popped some gum in my mouth, fixed my hair and sprayed Versace Oud Noir on my neck before heading in. I walked straight up to the top floor, knocked and waited, pure silence. All I could hear was my heart beating. Then, I heard footsteps, the door opened and it was the milfy blonde maid. “Hello love” she beamed, remembering me as Elena’s regular, “You want to come in? she will only be a minute”. Do I fuck I thought to myself, as I walked towards the chair behind the curtain and sat down. As I sat there I could hear the previous punter talking to Luna, he had a thick Mediterranean accent and had obviously had his way with her and was clearly besotted, with no intention to leave. I could hear his questions, So what time do you finish? Are you new here? How long will you work here?. The maid sensed my frustration after 5 mins of him warbling on and knocked on the door. Luna promptly complied and kindly escorted the punter out. I looked at the curtain in anticipation and sure enough within five seconds a friendly face popped in and said “Hello, want to come in?” in a north London accent. I walked in and she shut the door behind her, Luna was described as slim, young and dark skinned. However, although the girl in front of me was young, she was a lot lighter than I’d been led to believe and looked a size 10 or 12. She also had a lot of make up on. Not my usual type and the thought of walking did cross my mind right then, but the rave reviews and recommendations made me stay. I asked for oral and Luna took £20 from me, without asking for a tip. Nice, I thought to myself, I liked this girl already. I got undressed and she came back into the room. “How’s your day been?” she asked. I looked at my watch, which showed the time as 11:30 am and replied “Good so far” as I looked at her body. She had long straight jet black hair that she wore down and over the sides of her face, as if trying to hide her ears and she wore a bodysuit that she did not take off. She hopped on the bed and asked me to come closer. I approached her and sat on the bed, she sat next to me and tried to put the condom on my limp dick, she couldn’t do it. I looked at my dick and thought well this is a first, I’ve never not been hard by this stage before, she tried for a second time and failed, “Here” I said, taking the johnny off her “Let me do it”. This was another first, I’d never had to put on a condom myself before. I made myself hard instantly and popped it on. She smiled and said “I’m not experienced with condoms”.
Alarm bells started ringing in my head, “You don’t usually use condoms?” I asked, only half joking.
“Well, I’ve only had one sexual partner before and I was on the pill” she said. Ah, I thought to myself, well that makes sense and is kind of sexy that she is so fresh and inexperienced.
“Come here” Luna said leading me off the bed, she walked me to the middle of the room and dropped to her knees. Oh my god, I thought to myself, here we go!, I had read countless things about her blow job technique, I had read she deepthroats, I had read that she allows facefucking and I had read that she gives great eye contact. All of those things were true, she sucked me deep and held it, sometimes gagging, then withdrew completely, leaving a spit line between my dick and her mouth, so fucking sexy. She flicked her tongue to show me that it was pierced – nice! Up until that day I had never been blown by a girl with a piercing. I pulled out her tits from her bodysuit without any objection from her, they were not the most biggest or pert but still a nice handful. She was still sucking when I decided to control the pace. I took her head in my hands and gently started to thrust, she took her hands away and gave me full control, so I facefucked her until her hands quickly came to rest on my thighs to stop me from facefucking her so hard, just like in those Ghetto Gaggers pornos. Fantastic! I decided that I wanted to bust, so I fucked her face some more and blew into the condom, she withdrew as soon as I had come, almost losing marks in my book for not letting me subside in the feeling of orgasm whilst still in her mouth but when I looked at her, the girl looked tired and so I understood.
We made small talk after the service as I talked to her about how long she will be staying and her reasons for doing this and after that I was given a hug as I said goodbye and let out into the world.
My verdict on the first meeting? She didn’t ask for a tip and still gave what I would call a good blowjob, not as slow and sensual as Roxy from Greek St but then I had never facefucked a girl before, so I really enjoyed that, but she pulled away way too early and that cost me some feeling. The eye contact was also minimal, she looked at me twice and couldn’t hold the gaze, I detected some shyness on her part (inexperience?). Also she (probably once again out of inexperience) puts the condom on before you’re hard, which is never a good thing but I am sure she will be reading this and will improve. I was also a little disappointed that she was not this sex craved woman, that was painted out to be while she was with me but then I think I may not be her type, also culturally we are very similar (apart from my Irish side!) and there is not a huge age gap between us either, which made me think that I maybe threw her off a bit. To be honest I also did not fancy her physically enough to agree with all the things other posters had said and so decided to give her another go, as it was also pointed out to me by another user on this board who I was pm’ing, that perhaps I should sample her full sex before making a judgement. Which is why I did not post a review until today.
My second visit to Luna involved much of the same, she didn’t remember me but that was OK. She still looked the same and we still lacked the sexual chemistry from the get go but I persevered just for the experience. I asked for sex and without going into too much detail got quite a vanilla service. She managed to put the johnny on this time, without any probs (I was hard) and before starting she asked if I minded that she used her vibrator, nice touch I thought to myself, she started using it as soon as I put my dick in her and yes she also started to moan but I cannot say for certain whether it was an act or not. As I was fucking her I remember looking at her chest and seeing stretch marks, I took her boobs out as I fucked her and kissed them, she was busy trying to get herself off with her toy and I came and she didn’t even notice, so didn’t do the pussy squeezing thing that some of you guys have reported on, a shame as I was looking forward to that. Once again, genuinely nice girl and will certainly take business from many many rude EE girls in soho and rightfully so but just not my cup of tea physically. But I respect the girl for doing what she is doing and why she is doing it and wish her well, she has a lot of fans and will surely not miss me. It’s a weird thought, but I would love to just spend time talking to her instead of fucking her, as I thought she was a very very interesting person (which is ultimately probably what killed the chemistry for me).
Which moves us on to today. Now, today we had a new star in Soho, Luna’s Greek friend in Newport Ct. I got down there as early as I could and walked up the stairs to Newport Ct first floor. The signs said ‘New, sexy Eva, English model’. I knocked on the door and the maid opened, she let me in the empty dim room and after about ten seconds a short slim, sexy Cypriot girl walked into the room chewing gum and with a cheery smiley attitude, I already liked her. “Hi” she said.
“Hey!” I said, “Are you new?” I asked, playing dumb.
“Yes”, she answered, “It’s my first day here but I have worked elsewhere”. Hello? I thought to myself, that was not the info I had gleamed from the boards. She was supposed to be new to this!
But I played along. She asked what service I wanted and I looked at her slim body, she was wearing a bodysuit similar to Luna’s last week but this one was black, as opposed to Luna’s red one. Eva seemed to have nice pert b cup boobs and I couldn’t wait to fuck her. “Sex please” I said handing over the goods, she asked for a tip, “Sorry” I said, “That’s all I have”. She looked disappointed but then disappeared for a while. I undressed and she came back and jumped on the bed, fully clothed in her bodysuit. She popped open some gum and offered me some, in a way that no EE girl would. I looked at her and she looked so sexy with her straight dark hair, chinky eyes and nice smile. A face only let down by a typical Greek/Cypriot nose. But I could roll with it. I walked up to her butt naked and she laughed in a shy way. “How do you want me?” she asked.
“On your back” I said. So she hopped on her front, looking at herself in the mirror, still giggling. I thought this miscommunication was cute and asked her how old she was “I’m 19” she said (I would have guessed around 21). “So what do you do when you’re not here?” I asked. “I study business studies” she smiled.
“What are you?” I asked
“Cypriot” she replied, “And you?”
“Irish” I said
“You look mixed” she said but by this time I had lost interest as I was looking at her ass, it was perfect and pert. If any of you have seen Nadia from Romilly’s ass, it was very similar, I played with it for a while then asked her to turn around, she turned around and I took her boobs out of her bodysuit “Sorry about the suit” she said, “It’s kind of hard to take off”.
“That’s OK” I said, looking at her awesome tits, she had inverted nipples but apart from that I couldn’t fault them. This girl was better than Luna in every way, body, face, cheeriness. But then that could just be my taste? “So where else have you worked?” I asked.
“Erm out of London” she quickly tried to answer, I think I had caught her out but it’s cool, she didn’t want to sound inexperienced and I get that. Or maybe she had? Who knows? “Shall we start?” I said, grinding my dick on top of the bodysuit on her pussy. “Yes” she smiled and then just lay there, I waited and she made no mention of a condom. Fuck! I thought to myself, is this girl expecting me to fuck her raw? I lifted up her bodysuit near her pussy and rested my dick on top to test her, she didn’t say anything. Very bizarre. I paused and looked at her in the eyes, when she finally said “Maybe you should get a condom before you start?” Wow, I couldn’t believe this, was she seriously expecting me to fuck her if I hadn’t had paused? I will never know, nor would I ever have fucked her raw. I think it was just inexperience showing through. I reached for the condoms on the table and she said “Lets get you hard”, she reached down to grab my hard dick and laughed “Oh! It’s already hard!” Yep definitely inexperienced! I thought to myself with a chuckle but she was so damn cute! She put the condom on in one go, unlike Luna and then put some KY jelly on. I parted her legs and slipped my dick into her, she was tight, very tight. I started fucking her and there were no fake moans, she smiled and closed her eyes, I started to fuck her harder and she started to breathe deeply, I grabbed her boobs and kissed them, I then tried to grab her hands and pin them above her head, when she said the most bizarre thing “Sorry I don’t hold hands” with a smile. WTF? I thought to myself, what a weird thing to not do! Anyway I continued to fuck her hard and then came deep inside her tightness. I withdrew and made small talk, she was still smiley and adorable. I put on my clothes and was shown the door, most notably without the hug that Luna gave me.
My verdict on Eva, she is just my type, small petite and tight, she has a London accent just like Luna but out of the two I would go for Eva every time. I am interested to see what the hype around Eva will be like, I expect Luna, being more exotic to be more in demand. But everything is relative, as I don’t find Luna exotic, as I have family members that look similar to her. For me Eva is more exotic and so I will definitely be returning to Eva again, to try her head game. Sexy petite teen, who is also genuinely British. Recommended!
