External Link/Members OnlyThis punt was a little while ago whilst Paige was touring in London.
I had an evening booking with Ameera, found myself at a loose end during the day and stupidly thought to myself "I've never had two punts in one day". With a view to even more pointless box ticking, I found myself on DirectCam talking to Paige who looked pretty hot, sounded like she'd do what I wanted for a cheeky lunchtime quickie and arranged a 30 min punt at £90. I hadn't watched a ton of her material but she seemed friendly on cam with a porn star next door vibe. I hadn't had a booking with a porn star either. What can go wrong?
Her current profile for incalls in Canary Wharf describes a "private waterside apartment" and there was a similar promise of a luxury pad at the time. On arrival, was it fuck. A tired apartment in a small block in the streets behind Oxford St. The bathroom and shower were pish, not much in the way of toiletries to freshen up and down the hall from a pretty basic bedroom. At least one other person was in the flat, an older black woman. Didn't look like a WG and I got a sense there might have been someone else in the that room also. After showing me to the shower, Paige disappeared in there and hadn't returned by the time I came back.
Never-the-less she was obviously the girl in the profile albeit not a cat in hell's chance of being the currently stated age of 29. Mid 30s more likely. Her face looks touched up in her current photos but she's not overly different in person, very petite, a toned slim size 8 and decent legs. She was wearing a skimpy bra and pantie set I had seen no less than an hour earlier but wasn't quite as friendly, more business like and seemingly had no recollection of that conversation.
The requirements I had discussed were quite simple, a good bout of face sitting and a fuck to finish. I wasn't expecting a GFE but there seemed little if any prospect of any kissing. The face sitting was short and underwhelming, rather passively squatting over me on her knees motionless leaning against the bed rest. She tasted clean but as my efforts weren't doing much for her I didn't get much out of it. After barely a few minutes she seemed rather keen to move on to OWO which was perfunctory but did the job and it wasn't long until she moved on to sex in cowgirl which for the brief period it lasted, was the highlight of the punt.
She rode me well but stopped to switch to doggy just as I was getting in to it. One of these who has her routine and goes through the motions with it. I sometimes find doggy awkward so our attempt at this wasn't successful which didn't seem to impress her much. I can't quite recall if I attempted mish or the exact order of events but before I knew it we had moved on to her suggestion of "being really naughty" whilst I wanked myself off watching. "Being really naughty" appeared to be playing with herself but not really. Losing the will at this point, I fired a disappointing load on her stomach just to get it over with.
In total, this might have been somewhere in the region of 10-15 minutes but almost as quick as that was over, she was up with the underwear back on asking me if I'd enjoyed myself and heading back to the other room whilst pointing me in the direction of the shower. I was happy to cut my losses at that point and just get out of there. I let myself out after a splash in the hopeless shower.
Thankfully, Ameera more than banished the underwhelming nature of proceedings in her customary whirlwind fashion and made me question why I bother booking anybody else. At the very least, a (former?) porn star might at least have the acting part down and make it a bit of an experience. Perhaps she prefers fetish bookings where she can do even less than fuck all whilst people worship her feet.
Either way, I couldn't recommend even at £60 for 15 mins if you were a bit of a fan. Trading on a name and rushing you out the door in an underwhelming manner is all you'll get in return in my view.
