Exclusive Viki
External Link/Members OnlyTLDR: Terrible in every way - pics are hilariously out of date - she's easily late 40s at best with everything drooping heavily - and attitude was so bad
I literally put my clothes back on and left after demanding my money back. Quite literally past her sell by date, both metaphorically and physically...Price(s): £100 for 45 minutes.
Logistics: Reasonably good via text, no issues here.
Location: Tunbridge Wells flat where the other Russians work from on a rota basis, but even if one of the better Russians toured here
I wouldn't return as I was hassled by a resident on my way out as to what I was doing there. I think they've been there too long. Luckily I was in/out relatively quickly so a simple cover story threw them off and I left with no issues.
Looks: Oh dear god. Having looked through the reviews on here there must really be some fluffy tw@ts as she doesn't look a bit like her pictures any more.
Mid 40s would be generous, late 40s more accurate and everything was sagging. Arse literally sagged over and under the tight knickers, tits sagged even inside a push up bra -
face was wrinkly as fuck (with a lot of fake tan) and to be honest she reminded me of a less stocky Pat Butcher...Why didn't I walk as I did with the other stable mates whose pictures were equally laughable? Well Viki's profile was actually the first I had ever Hot listed, so between a bit of nostalgia to finally meet and also the positive reviews on here I decided to persevere. Also annoyingly, due to good reviews and having had good experiences at that flat before I had foolishly not lined up a Plan B for the first time ever...
Attitude: Terrible - see below.
Service: So I arrived bang on time, and was asked to wait 'a few minutes' by text. 10 minutes later I finally got the go-ahead to come in.
Once inside all the delay tactics came out in force - a long gap stashing money, insistence that I shower even though I had come from home clean and showered (she nonetheless ushered me in to the bathroom rather forcefully). I had a quick wash as I figured hygiene might be important to her.
Laid on the bed another 5 minutes before she returned, only for her to disappear into the bathroom and 'clean up' (a further 5+ minutes).
At this point we were over 25 minutes in to the punt, or 15 if she had actually started the clock when she text me to come up.
I politely asked (based off advice I got on here actually) what time we would be finishing - and OHHHHHH the indignation. To say she was offended would be an understatement - she raised her voice and petulantly (like a child having been caught with their hand in the candy jar) demanded to know where I dare to get off asking her that...
It's a valid question I replied politely, as I was late coming up sitting in the car (didn't even mention the obvious delay tactics). To this her childish and see-through 'insulted pride' ramped up a notch as she refused to answer the question and even went so far as to go get her phone and look at the time stamps on the texts - which bared out what I said. Despite seeing this she still wouldn't give me a time (I simply asked by what time we'd need to finish) so clearly had another punt lined up at the end of my original finish time - which now was less than 20 minutes away...
Well then it got comical - she started calling me a 'baboon', and I had to try hard not to laugh as the fierce way she said it was comically undercut by her childish and immature choice in insult (what's wrong with baboons anyway?!?! hahaha). For a grown adult to call another adult that and mean it in the same way you would call someone a c**t, well, I genuinely pitied her at that point and knew I wasn't going to have a good time let alone the actual amount of time I had paid for.
So I just said 'fuck this, give me my money back and i'll go'. She screamed off into another room as I got dressed and I genuinely wondered if i was going to have to have words with Sergei to get my money back. Luckily she returned and threw the money on the bed (pretty sure she wiped her arse with them, so i took a pack of wet wipes to carry them before exchanging them haha).
Conclusion: Bat shit crazy - delay tactics level 10/10 - Wrinkly & sagging everywhere - AVOID.
