Miss Alexandraxxx - Plymouth

[Crackpot11]

Paid a short notice visit for a £40 - 15 min quickie to this lady as advert said former stripper External Link/Members Only

Location: Lives in suburban terraced house lined street.

Comms: all by text and then told to use the back entrance, not a euphemism. This led to a bit of a song and dance as I had to walk down a lane and then check for garden gate open and the lady in question beckoning me in. At least it was discreet.

Looks: From her profile she looks like Kylie if you squint a bit. In the flesh more like Kylie’s auntie. Bear in mind Kyles is about 50, ok I know she has had a lot of Botox, but Miss Alex’s profile says 48, something is still up here. She is a gilf, rather than milf and pushing mid 50s at a guess. Dressed tidily and with a nice figure but wasn’t doing a lot for me. Certainly would score low under trade descriptions act.

Service: Offered glass of wine, declined as 11am is a bit early for me. I reckon she was on her second bottle, again a negative for me. Went for massage, hj and then had a lacklustre bj with. She then took her clothes off and her legs and feet looked like those of a pensioner. Had a brief tit wank and coated her balloons then scarpered.

Overall: not for me. Someone clever once said ‘A punt in haste is usually a bad punt’, as this was. Neutral as nothing particularly bad about Miss A or service, just not my cup of tea. We all know escorts nick off a few years but in this case it was more like a decade.

[DrConners]

Looks: From her profile she looks like Kylie if you squint a bit. In the flesh more like Kylie’s auntie. Bear in mind Kyles is about 50, ok I know she has had a lot of Botox, but Miss Alex’s profile says 48, something is still up here. She is a gilf, rather than milf and pushing mid 50s at a guess. Dressed tidily and with a nice figure but wasn’t doing a lot for me. Certainly would score low under trade descriptions act.

Service: Offered glass of wine, declined as 11am is a bit early for me. I reckon she was on her second bottle, again a negative for me. Went for massage, hj and then had a lacklustre bj with. She then took her clothes off and her legs and feet looked like those of a pensioner. Had a brief tit wank and coated her balloons then scarpered.

Overall: not for me. Someone clever once said ‘A punt in haste is usually a bad punt’, as this was. Neutral as nothing particularly bad about Miss A or service, just not my cup of tea. We all know escorts nick off a few years but in this case it was more like a decade.

Cheers for the review - Gave me a laugh too mate   

[Crackpot11]

Always plan is the message. Miss A would suit those who want a woman of a certain vintage, just a warning that she is not as advertised.

[Mr_Pink]

And this is why I have stopped punting in Plymouth.

[Crackpot11]

Not an area I venture to much but would recommend Jamie Lee who gave a good service and matched description. Always thought LeggyLacey looks worth a visit.

[knightofthegarter]

Surely with the trade descriptions, combined with lacklustre bj, she was luck to escape with a neutral ?

[Crackpot11]

I find it hard to give a negative as sometimes beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I can see her giving a good service to regular elderly gents.