Author Topic: British-Cuban Isabella: blew my mind away  (Read 18799 times)

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Thanks guys, I feel better now   :angelgirl: :angelgirl:

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This is a very interesting review, because it's the only one I've ever read which mentions paying for hookers on expenses. I'm still trying to get my head around how this thing is done. From the comments made by the OP so far it sounds like he's saying:

- The OP is employed by a consultancy firm
- He is contracted out to their clients on short term projects.
- If that means being away from home on location for a period of time he gets £200 per day expenses to cover food/travel/entertainment etc.
- That £200 is spent using a company credit card. A card paid off directly by his employers. Not using his own personal credit card which he would have to get reimbursed by submitting an expenses claim to his employers.

Have I got that right?

If so my main question is, how would you go about getting this refund when the website/WG takes your money without providing any services?:

Hahaha I guess. I mean I just had a good feeling about it. And what's the worst that could happen, I would just wait for my bank refund :) But turned out fine, she mentioned its more convenient to her anyway since she doesnt have to go deposit her money.

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If so my main question is, how would you go about getting this refund when the website/WG takes your money without providing any services?:

The answer is that this is just a bunch of bullshit. It looks like along with Admin a bunch of elders have left this site, otherwise they'd just reiterate this obvious truth.

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He said he's a short term contractor....with a company credit card(not happening as contractors are just submitting expenses)...and he can get the money spent on the card refunded to his personal bank account (completely impossible).


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The answer is that this is just a bunch of bullshit. It looks like along with Admin a bunch of elders have left this site, otherwise they'd just reiterate this obvious truth.

He said he's a short term contractor....with a company credit card(not happening as contractors are just submitting expenses)...and he can get the money spent on the card refunded to his personal bank account (completely impossible).

That's exactly what I was thinking. So many holes in this story a whore could wear it as fishnet stockings.

So is the OP a fantasist, or a tout trying to push this redstreet site which appears to have only been operating since 08‎ ‎May‎ ‎2019 ‎04‎:‎18‎:‎08? I'm inclined to think tout/scammer trying to encourage naïve members to hand over their credit card details to this site, with all his suggestions of refunds and how it's a no lose situation.

Did you report him Oracle? (For some reason I don't seem to be able to see the reported posts any more).  No ban yet, so looks like the new management are giving him the benefit of the doubt.

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Truly don't get some members on here. Why are some guys pretending to know a company HR procedures, refunds etc guys are buying pussy on credit cards daily so you guys need to wake up and realise not everybody pays by cash!

His review is not the norm so that is a reason to ban him. Really?
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Truly don't get some members on here. Why are some guys pretending to know a company HR procedures, refunds etc guys are buying pussy on credit cards daily so you guys need to wake up and realise not everybody pays by cash!

His review is not the norm so that is a reason to ban him. Really?

It's not just because he's using a credit card. It's all the details of his story taken together which doesn't ring true.

As you said yourself:

Did I miss something in this thread? I don't recall OP stating he used company funds (via card) to pay for pussy? So enlighten us why you are making that assumption.

Most of the responses to this thread seem to agree that you have missed several of the comments made by the OP. Maybe you should read over it again.

There are lots of people out there that want to tap into the earning potential created by the large community of service consumers here on UKP. Part of why UKP works so well is because its members challenge each other when something smells fishy. Which is why it has been so good at ejecting touts and preventing it from imploding under their influence. Unlike so many other similar sites that have largely disappeared over the years while UKP has gone from strength to strength.

The OP hasn't been banned. He's been given an opportunity support his review with something other than vague attempts at deflection.

Personally I would welcome comments from any other members that can back him up with their own examples of using this redstreet site. Or how they also pay for escorts with their company expenses.

Until then, based on the information provided so far, I don't believe a word of this review.

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Until then, based on the information provided so far, I don't believe a word of this review.

Am now inclined to agree. I PM’d OP politely for her WhatsApp so I could verify she also took cash.
Unsurprisingly I have not had a response.   :bomb:

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It's not just because he's using a credit card. It's all the details of his story taken together which doesn't ring true.

As you said yourself:

Most of the responses to this thread seem to agree that you have missed several of the comments made by the OP. Maybe you should read over it again.

There are lots of people out there that want to tap into the earning potential created by the large community of service consumers here on UKP. Part of why UKP works so well is because its members challenge each other when something smells fishy. Which is why it has been so good at ejecting touts and preventing it from imploding under their influence. Unlike so many other similar sites that have largely disappeared over the years while UKP has gone from strength to strength.

The OP hasn't been banned. He's been given an opportunity support his review with something other than vague attempts at deflection.

Personally I would welcome comments from any other members that can back him up with their own examples of using this redstreet site. Or how they also pay for escorts with their company expenses.

Until then, based on the information provided so far, I don't believe a word of this review.

I beg to differ on your assertion that I have missed anything at all. At the time I posted my response OP had not confirmed as fact he used his company credit card he wrote "my credit card" he has since confirmed that it was indeed a company credit card.

Whilst I note your other points the review does not scream, to me, as a tout although he well maybe. I further disagree that OP is being vague. He has explained himself and his reasons over and over. I am
not sure what else he can add.

To me he is like a few in the corporate world who pay for pussy on their company credit card. The fall out from this review appears to be 1. It was a little bit  different. 2. He paid £400 some punters on here clearly resent that. 3 He didn't fuck. None of those scream like a tout to me.
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Did you report him Oracle? (For some reason I don't seem to be able to see the reported posts any more).  No ban yet, so looks like the new management are giving him the benefit of the doubt.

I did, yes, but nothing happened. I guess the guy is considered reliable: I've said what I had to say, and I stand by it, though.

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I beg to differ on your assertion that I have missed anything at all. At the time I posted my response OP had not confirmed as fact he used his company credit card he wrote "my credit card" he has since confirmed that it was indeed a company credit card.

Whilst I note your other points the review does not scream, to me, as a tout although he well maybe. I further disagree that OP is being vague. He has explained himself and his reasons over and over. I am
not sure what else he can add.

To me he is like a few in the corporate world who pay for pussy on their company credit card. The fall out from this review appears to be 1. It was a little bit  different. 2. He paid £400 some punters on here clearly resent that. 3 He didn't fuck. None of those scream like a tout to me.

I have no problem with a guy paying whatever they want, I regularly pay 200/250 per hour and simply never felt the need to book for more than one hour. It's the company card thing which is absolutely ludicrous, in an era where the minimal hint of misogyny gets entire administrations to disappear in a matter of days. Not to mention the fact the guy stated that in two hours he got a BJ (ridiculous in itself) and the whole thing "blew his mind away". Come on.
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The thing i find hardest to believe is he gave her a £20 tip  :wacko:

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Punters tip girls all the time. Some tell us on here some keep it a secret.

What surprise me is how many claim, foolishly, to purport to know OP's company HR expense procedure. Only he will know if he can get away with it. If he gets caught that's his beef not ours.

He paid £400 and said he had fun/fantastic time. What's the issue ? Guys on here are paying £180/£200 plus and having shit punts that make them want to give up this hobby so on face value his £400 was justified.
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What surprise me is how many claim, foolishly, to purport to know OP's company HR expense procedure. Only he will know if he can get away with it. If he gets caught that's his beef not ours.

He paid £400 and said he had fun/fantastic time. What's the issue ? Guys on here are paying £180/£200 plus and having shit punts that make them want to give up this hobby so on face value his £400 was justified.

I'm starting to doubt you're an honest contributor yourself. Who said that paying 400 for two hours is too much? It's obviously market rate for a good punt mediated by an agency.

What's absurd other than the absolutely ridiculous idea that the guy would have paid an escort agency on a company credit card is the idea that he got a single blow job in two hours and yet the thing blew his mind.

If this was the only dodgy part I would attribute that to fluffiness and/or inexperience, but the ridiculous expenses story, excessive hype and most of all the entirely artificial language about the nerdy types that somehow would be able to expense even more on whores (in an era where if you're a techie and look straight in the eye a woman you get fired for toxic masculinity) place this solidly in the entirely fake territory.

And this has nothing to do with knowing the specifics of a company, it's just about knowing the world we live in.

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I'm starting to doubt you're an honest contributor yourself. Who said that paying 400 for two hours is too much? It's obviously market rate for a good punt mediated by an agency.

What's absurd other than the absolutely ridiculous idea that the guy would have paid an escort agency on a company credit card is the idea that he got a single blow job in two hours and yet the thing blew his mind.

If this was the only dodgy part I would attribute that to fluffiness and/or inexperience, but the ridiculous expenses story, excessive hype and most of all the entirely artificial language about the nerdy types that somehow would be able to expense even more on whores (in an era where if you're a techie and look straight in the eye a woman you get fired for toxic masculinity) place this solidly in the entirely fake territory.

And this has nothing to do with knowing the specifics of a company, it's just about knowing the world we live in.

Sorry mate do not try or even attempt to call me out because my opinions differ from your own. It is for want of a better phrase total poppycock. It is clear if you read all the comments some forum members have issues coz he paid 400 queens heads n didn't fuck and/or appears to be poor value.

You have no clue regarding OP's HR procedures or how the pro made him feel. He called it as he saw it. Just because it does not fit your prototype  of the "perfect punt" don't assume he is a tout.

He has explained over and over but keyboard warriors like yourself continue to challenge him. I see it for what it is. He had an excellent punt sometimes that does not mean fucking for 2 hours but just having a great time sex comes in various forms n enjoyment but perhaps you don't know???

Wake up bro :P :P :P
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The thing i find hardest to believe is he gave her a £20 tip  :wacko:

Cheapskate  :D

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Sorry mate do not try or even attempt to call me out because my opinions differ from your own. It is for want of a better phrase total poppycock. It is clear if you read all the comments some forum members have issues coz he paid 400 queens heads n didn't fuck and/or appears to be poor value.

Let's leave the matter of your honesty there for a while, but I just re-read the thread and it's absolutely obvious that the mentions of the 400 quid are totally in line with what almost always happens on this site whenever people spend more than the average and end up describing an experience that's unconvincing for most. A lot of people here are convinced that paying more than 100 quid for a punt is madness, and that has nothing to do with why this guy is getting skewered. The fact you keep repeating it as if it was a valid argument, though, places you in the "dubious" category in terms of honesty of argumentation.

You have no clue regarding OP's HR procedures

Well, actually, I do. Let's leave aside the considerations about whether it's reasonable in any IT company for a "short term IT contractor" to have a 200 quid/day allowance on top of their salary (also, I would expect a contractor to work on daily rates, not having an allowance as an employee on business trip, but I might be mistaken).

Let's leave aside the equally ludicrous idea that employees of an IT company get an "entertainment allowance" in general on top of their salary, let alone one they can spend on whores, and that they get more because they are "nerdy IT guys" instead of "short term IT contractors".

Let's leave all this aside, and let's stick to what OP tells us.

This is what we actually know about OP's "HR procedures" (limited to payroll and expenses policy):

I used my company credit card. [...]
I do get £200 per day allowance to use on this credit card, per day, during my trip, which is supposed to last certain number of days but it got extended a bit more. And since I didnt really find anything I could spend that on since hotel was basically paid for so I only had to spend for food and uber, I tried to find a place where I can pay for an escort with credit card..and this place popped up. Theoretically, I could withdraw the cash but it would look like that I just stole it from the company. Now I see something random on my credit card statement and I can make all the excuses in the world for it [...]

So, as all contractors, OP needs to actually justify their expenses: he is telling us directly. He cannot just withdraw money, otherwise he'll have no justification for it. Strangely, though, he can just invent a justification for an entry on his credit card statement. This is ridiculous, companies are not dummies that let themselves be scammed so easily.

So, OP wil surely not be able to just "show an entry on a credit card statement": he will have to present receipts for his expenses, and associate them with a business reason.

It is simply ludicrous to think that even if OP's company gave him a daily allowance for "entertainment" (which is just a pathetic invention in itself), that would be tied to him spending said allowance via the corporate credit card: I could imagine OP getting more money for an offsite work commitment, but said money would simply be added to their salary and delivered via payroll, not provided via their company credit card. It would also be unconditional: allowances are for business-related expenses and need to be motivated.

Also, since when do "short term contractors" get company credit cards? This is just a big bunch of inventions, and the fact you keep defending this pile of shit means you're either very naive or very dodgy yourself.


He has explained over and over but keyboard warriors like yourself continue to challenge him. I see it for what it is. He had an excellent punt sometimes that does not mean fucking for 2 hours but just having a great time sex comes in various forms n enjoyment but perhaps you don't know???
Wake up bro :P :P :P

He has not "explained" it over and over, he just added more ridiculous arguments to try and patch up his ridiculous story, and none of them were even vaguely convincing. You yourself should reconsider how "awaken" you are (or honest, to get back to that topic), given that earlier in this thread you were trying to defend him saying he hadn't really said that he used his company credit card (except it was already clear by what he had written he had done so), only to be proven wrong by OP himself. That didn't seem to lead you to consider you might have been wrong yourself, strangely.

Also, I might be mistaken with this, but I'm pretty sure that on one of the messages in this thread I had seen a reference to ATMs being rip-offs (you can see it mentioned in my first post in the thread), which of course was inconsistent with the idea that he had googled previously looking for card-fundable whore enterprises. As I said, I might be mistaken because there's another review by OP where he mentions the same thing, but I had not read it before and I remember seeing the same mention here: unfortunately UKPunting doesn't allow to see the history of edited messages so I can't double check it has been taken out. I wish I were an admin...

Re: your honesty as a debater,

You have no clue regarding OP's HR procedures or how the pro made him feel. He called it as he saw it. Just because it does not fit your prototype  of the "perfect punt" don't assume he is a tout.

I gave a series of detailed reasons why OP's posts are a pile of shit, and the fact he claimed to be blown away by a single BJ is a tiny part of the whole argumentation. These things are the reason why you are not a serious participant in this discussion. Also notice how in previous meetings OP went for 2 rounds in an hour, but in this case for some reason in two hours he didn't even think about trying intercourse once. That's because neither his imagination nor yours are too well developed.
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@TheOracle: I can only reiterate what I have previously stated. Your arguements , to me, are fundamentally flawed for the reasons I have previously stated. You believe OP's review is bullshit (and it may well be neither of us know). However based on his 2 previous reviews and this one I disagree.

I have nothing more to add. Time will tell (hopefully) if OP is a tout.
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To be fair, there are simps online who donate thousands to women they never even see. So this thread whilst massively comical, is still pretty much the norm among many, many guys out there with LOTS of disposable income lol.
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yeah 20 quid tip is only 5% on the total cost - totally shocking. can't believe the OP stitched her up with that. Still never got to find out what the red wine was nor the deliveroo order come to mention it. Hope the driver got a tip
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Hope the driver got a tip
Yes, it was...
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@TheOracle: I can only reiterate what I have previously stated. Your arguements , to me, are fundamentally flawed for the reasons I have previously stated. You believe OP's review is bullshit (and it may well be neither of us know). However based on his 2 previous reviews and this one I disagree.

I have nothing more to add. Time will tell (hopefully) if OP is a tout.

Jerk you are like a dog with a bone! Here’s another sweeping statement from July last year!


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I will certainly try and grab a bite if she happens to be available when I am next passing Heathrow.

why dont you try and review rather than speculate   :hi:


Enough said. That’s me PP by the way.
Pot kettle black. Wide open. PP
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Wow - I’ve never seen a members’ spat jump threads before. I’ve always appreciated JC’s informed and entertaining field reports so this all seems very petty and unnecessary.

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Enough said. That’s me PP by the way.
Pot kettle black. Wide open. PP
Obviously not, what are you trying to achieve by dragging a thread up from 12 months ago just to slag another member off.  :unknown:

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I came twice reading this thread

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agreed its just not worth the risk involving company finances:

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but I suppose we all take risks punting and at the end of the day each to their own

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Thanks buddy.

 It felt really cool btw, since I paid in advance to book her with my credit card, we didnt exchange cash when I got there and considering her business casual outfit it aaalmost felt like we were colleagues having an affair in the lunch break haha

Hello my friend. How are you today. Do not listen to these people. Only the bold win. You my friend sound like a winner.  I have a Nigerian prince who has the perfect opportunity for you. Please pm for more details.  :lol:
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This thread is a mess!
Mr 2 posts in 2+ years putting his tuppence in :hi:

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I guess no-one else has bothered to check, but if you do you'll see that the website for the agency involved here is shut down. The domain redstreet.co.uk is for sale.
Clearly the agency failed to survive.
Based on what has been stated in the thread it looks to me as if the whole review was a touting scam designed to attract attention to the site. It was obvious at the time and looks more obvious now. Especially as the OP hasn't posted since this thread
In my view the review is a fake.

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I guess no-one else has bothered to check, but if you do you'll see that the website for the agency involved here is shut down. The domain redstreet.co.uk is for sale.
Clearly the agency failed to survive.
Based on what has been stated in the thread it looks to me as if the whole review was a touting scam designed to attract attention to the site. It was obvious at the time and looks more obvious now. Especially as the OP hasn't posted since this thread
In my view the review is a fake.

I was wondering when someone would point that out. Exactly what The Oracle and I were saying at the time. Obviously, Mr Jerk isn't going to come back and admit that he was defending a tout. Again.


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I was wondering when someone would point that out. Exactly what The Oracle and I were saying at the time. Obviously, Mr Jerk isn't going to come back and admit that he was defending a tout. Again.

No need mate. Just because my opinions differ from your own and @Oracle does not mean I was defending an alleged tout.

Fact - @Oracle posted several times on this thread claiming to know OP’s company HR procedures. This is narrow minded and laughable.

Fact - OP had posted two reviews prior all appeared above board to me and shows this is the market he punts in. £200/ph +

Fact - OP was last on this forum in Sep 2019. Then we wonder why we have so many lurkers not posting reviews afraid of UKP police.

Nobody is expecting us to all agree and it would be a boring and ineffective forum if we did. That said  the tone of some of challenges are way over the top to the extent we loose good contributors with differing views and punt experiences from the masses.

Take a moment to think about that ... if you can.
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If you read her version of the tale the visit lasted 33 minutes - see Day 2
However his version is an amalgamation of Day 1 and Day 2

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Day One

8:30 a.m. Wake up. Take a quick shower, dress up, and go out to meet with my lawyer. I am renting out a flat on AirBNB so I want to make sure he’ll draft the perfect contract that will save me from potential trouble.

11 a.m. A couple of hours (and £300) later, I am at home, browsing my ads. Recently, I’ve been testing out different strategies to optimize my listings. I figured out that a slight change in a word or two could get me more quality booking requests and hence a better return of my hard-earned £.

1 p.m. I am having a home-made noodle salad for lunch when somebody calls. A Chinese guy wants to meet me incall. We agree on £400 for 2 hours.

3:30 p.m. Chinese guy arrives. His English is quite good and we get along pretty great. He brought me a nice box of Swiss Chocolate, which I really liked. He went for a shower and I was waiting for him in red lingerie, ready to impress.

3:45 p.m. Condom on, and I start blowing him. I made it clear in the beginning that I do not do anything without condom because my health is priceless. He asks me to slow down because he is about to cum and I oblige. We move to 69 and he’s eating both of my holes while I am instructed to lightly touch him.

3:55 p.m. It seems that he cannot fight it anymore and asks me for a release. I put some lub and start stroking him fast. In less than 30 seconds he cums. With plenty of time left, I offer a glass of wine.

4:15 p.m. We spoke a lot about his life and family. Turns out he is in London with his mother who is having an eye surgery in the next days. I tell him it’s really sweet for him to take care of his mother.

5 p.m. I offered a round 2 but he says he is one round type of guy. He hugs me, thanks me for the nice time, and leaves. I tell him to message me how the surgery went.

5:30 p.m. I am taking a long shower and thinking about how lucky I’m to meet with such diverse people from all over the world and to really bring him happiness with my work. Not really sure how many people can say the same about what they do. I decided I really liked my day so far and to avoid spoiling it, I am not gonna take anybody else.

Day Two

9:15 a.m. Wake up kind of horny and masturbate to lesbian porn. I’m edging myself for some time to prolong the pleasure and eventually, at the point of no return, give in to arguably the most glorious orgasm I had in the past weeks

10:30 a.m. Breakfast with my best friend. Let’s call her Vivian. Vivian works as a call centre manager at one of the internet providers in London. She’s quite open-minded and she’s perfectly fine with what I do as long as I’m safe.

11 a.m. We finished our breakfast (brunch?) and made plans to go to Greece together in early July. Vivian is the most amazing person in my life. We grew up together in the outskirts of Birmingham, moved together to London, and everybody chose her path. But we never, even for a second, stopped helping and supporting each other.

2 p.m. Just received a booking request at Red Street. Moments later, the client called me and said he already paid for our time through RS. We decided to meet at 18:00 in my apartment.

6:15 p.m. Client arrives somewhat later than expected and apologized for being late. When I saw his Uber receipt, I decided I shouldn’t really be mad at him.

6:25 p.m. He’s Polish, mid age, on a business trip to London. Let’s call him M. Turns out, he’s quite sneaky. He actually booked me over at Red Street to avoid paying for our time with his own money. Instead, he says, he’s using his company credit card and I’m a business expense. I’ve never been called a ‘business expense’ before but doesn’t really sound terribly bad.

6:35 p.m. M and I are finally on it. I put a condom and started giving him oral. That lasted good 15 minutes and it didn’t help much. He asked for a foot job and while that wasn’t included in his booking request at RS, I agreed.

6:45 p.m. After putting plenty of lube, I started massaging his penis with my feet and, unlike my previous attempts, this time he rose big and powerful. M asks me to put another condom and ride him as fast as I can.

6:48 p.m. Finito

the girl involved calls herself Isabellaa on some sites but is Mia Dixion
going rate £550 / hour

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all sounds like a contrived touting attempt
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If you read her version of the tale the visit lasted 33 minutes - see Day 2
However his version is an amalgamation of Day 1 and Day 2

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the girl involved calls herself Isabellaa on some sites but is Mia Dixion
going rate £550 / hour

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all sounds like a contrived touting attempt

We will never know ... as OP said he didn’t think he would have to defend himself because he didn’t fuck her. If you’re gonna tout why not go the full hog and say she fucked ya brains out?

As I said some forum member(s) claiming to know OP’s  corporate expense procedure and what he can get away with is a bloody joke!
« Last Edit: August 31, 2020, 03:02:05 pm by Jerk Chicken »
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Offline PatMacGroin

No need mate. Just because my opinions differ from your own and @Oracle does not mean I was defending an alleged tout.

Fact - @Oracle posted several times on this thread claiming to know OP’s company HR procedures. This is narrow minded and laughable.

Fact - OP had posted two reviews prior all appeared above board to me and shows this is the market he punts in. £200/ph +

Fact - OP was last on this forum in Sep 2019. Then we wonder why we have so many lurkers not posting reviews afraid of UKP police.

Nobody is expecting us to all agree and it would be a boring and ineffective forum if we did. That said  the tone of some of challenges are way over the top to the extent we loose good contributors with differing views and punt experiences from the masses.

Take a moment to think about that ... if you can.

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I knew you wouldn't be able to admit that you were wrong. You still don't seem to be able to see the difference between your "Facts" and your opinions. Even when your opinions are at odds with pretty much everyone else, and have been proven wrong. Typical narcissistic behaviour. You'll continue to shout barely relevant nonsense in the belief that having the last word makes you the "winner". No point even trying to talk to you.

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I knew you wouldn't be able to admit that you were wrong. You still don't seem to be able to see the difference between your "Facts" and your opinions. Even when your opinions are at odds with pretty much everyone else, and have been proven wrong. Typical narcissistic behaviour. You'll continue to shout barely relevant nonsense in the belief that having the last word makes you the "winner". No point even trying to talk to you.

Can’t see how I have been proved wrong when neither you or me or @Oracle know OP’s expense procedure. Any punter claiming to know this as fact is talking rubbish.

We can have opinions but it’s absolute fact that we cannot know for sure. The evidence thrown against OP is weak, not even sound circumstantial evidence

Do you get this?

No point me commenting any further. Totally pointless trying to show you the error of your ways and thinking process.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2020, 03:32:37 pm by Jerk Chicken »
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Lol...it felt like I was seeing a colleague....i would prefer it to feel like seeing a whore

Offline PatMacGroin

Can’t see how I have been proved wrong when neither you or me or @Oracle know OP’s expense procedure. Any punter claiming to know this as fact is talking rubbish.

We can have opinions but it’s absolute fact that we cannot know for sure. The evidence thrown against OP is weak, not even sound circumstantial evidence

Do you get this?

No point me commenting any further. Totally pointless trying to show you the error of your ways and thinking process.

None of us said we know what the OP's HR and expenses procedures were. Just that his claims were so ill thought-out and contradictory that they were blatant lies. We asked him to try and straighten out the mess that was his story and he couldn't. He either deflected or avoided the question, then he let you do his defending for him.

His minimal contribution history was also indicative of a tout (e.g. very little contributions beyond 1 or 2 other very thin, unrevealing reviews in the same week, followed by the fishy review which stank of touting). Finally, the passage of time has demonstrated no further contributions after the touting attempt, just laying low until becoming completely inactive. Just like this other tout which you also chose to rush in and defend:
Jammer5011  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=summary;u=287572
(btw I would like to draw conclusions about to both accounts becoming inactive in the space of 1 day of each other, and choose to call them facts like you often do. But they are actually most likely unrelated details causing a co-incidence.)

Aside from the above, I do think that it is highly unlikely that many (if any) punters claim for WG's against business expenses. However, I'm willing to be proven wrong. The easiest way to do that is to ask this UKP community of thousands of punters to confirm if they have. I asked it earlier in this thread, but no one responded with an affirmative. So to widen the net I have re-opened this older discussion on the matter in the general threads forum. Lets hear what people have to say: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=32512.0 
(P.S. It was an old thread so has to be approved by a moderator before it can be re-opened. But it's basically the same issue, so figured that is better than starting the same discussion again in a new thread)
« Last Edit: August 31, 2020, 04:54:05 pm by PatMacGroin »

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Thank you PatMcGroin for expanding and identifying the duplicitous nonsense. Posted by members various.
There is an uneasy silence about the touting that goes on.
Again, thank you for highlighting the situation.
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