Chinese Relaxation Centre: Hitchin. Awful!

[Chorley]

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I was in Hitchin a while back and decided to check this place out.
On reflection I really wish I hadn't bothered

as the experience was shite!

Comms were easy enough and I booked 1 hrs massage at £45.
Arrived at the alloted time and walked in.the entrance to be greeted by a tall, slim and fairly attractive Chinese lady. Mid 30's at a guess. Paid her the money and was asked to enter the room and get undressed.

Left boxers on initially but when she came in she asked me to remove them.
It was pretty cold in the room so I asked if she could put the heater on. This was ignored and she began the "massage". 
I asked for a hard massage and for the heating to be put in as  I couldn't get comfortable. She eventually put the heating on, but the fan was so loud it was like standing behind  a bloody 747 at takeoff.

The soft massage continued so I turned around and said "can I have a hard massage"
She smiled and said no problems,but there was still almost no pressure applied and I think a corpse might have invested more effort.

At this point I was considering not bothering if she offered HE. Of course at this point she started the CC swipes so by the time I turned over the old flag pole was standing to attention, so I thought "fuck it" With hindsight, I should have fucked off instead.

The HE was £20 and pretty average at best. About 10 seconds of teasing, then she began wanking my cock so hard I thought it was going to snap in half.  I had to ask her to be careful more than once, but she only slowed down slightly and by that stage I'd come anyway.

She didn't even wipe me down properly,not that I cared as I couldn't wait to get away.

Overall an awful experience and a complete waste of the time. Shit massage, shit HE and a lazy, mechanical service. 

I won't be going back!

[Benjboy87]

Sorry to hear about this experience.

I went there about 6 months ago. I paid 80 for half hour and had b2b and owo. I think like most of these Chinese shops it depends on what girl you get on the day. Which changes often.

[Chorley]

Sorry to hear about this experience.

I went there about 6 months ago. I paid 80 for half hour and had b2b and owo. I think like most of these Chinese shops it depends on what girl you get on the day. Which changes often.

Ok, fair enough. I guess I could go on another day and get lucky. I won't bother though as this experience has put me off them.   

[Benjboy87]

Don't blame you mate.

I haven't been since the warmer months so perhaps the girls who were around then have buggered off to warmer climates.

[January]

I called in at this place 3 weeks ago, and was welcomed by a tall Chinese lady, fairly attractive, who said her name was Jojo. Negotiations were straightforward and upfront; £40 plus £30 for nude HR.  Decent room and massage table, and fairly good ambiance - I was anticipating a happy hour.  Clothes came off early, and the figure was not as good as I had imagined, although the general massaging was enthusiastic, it was not skilful, and I was giving instructions as to what needed doing. The ending came early (I was out of the place within 50 minutes, having included a shower within that time), and was "fast and furious and effective", but completely non-sensual.  To be honest, I felt that leaving early was welcome, and won't be returning.  January.

[Josey Wales]

This place is still operating - I dropped by recently.  Greeted by a rather short Chinese lady.  Mature, probably in her forties, fairly attractive for her age.  I handed over £45 for a one hour massage.  The venue was clean and tidy – and quiet.  She seemed to be working on her own.  She said her name was Carol.  Other than that her English was too limited for much conversation.  Massage was so-so, a bit repetitive.   I got the impression she had not had much training.  But lots of CC swipes, more than I’ve had in any other massage, probably.  After about 30 minutes was asked to turn over.  Then she offered happy ending for £20 or naked happy ending for £30. I  agreed the extra tenner and she slipped off her dress and knickers.  She was actually pretty good at the hj, didn’t rush things and brought me to a strong climax.  Then she cleaned me up, put her clothes back on, and gave me a head massage for the remaining few minutes of the hour. 
Overall a below-par experience and so I’m not in any rush to return. 

[winkywanky]

Were you glad you paid the extra tenner for her to get her kit off, or do you wish you hadn't bothered when you saw what she looked like naked?

[RubberRon]

Popped in there on Friday, no booking. Met by JoJo. 1 hr massage with usual question "have you been before". Yes but while ago. Fairly decent massage (had worse) before it was mentioned that we do extras. Went for btb @£40. Decent btb on back with lots of tits and pussy rubbing my body. On turnover I mentioned ro on her, bit hesitant but eventually agreed, said doesn't usually do it. Gave good sucking nevertheless. Hand skills not greatest but eventually achieved its goal. Cleaned up and finished with 10 minute head massage. A borderline positive experience, maybe caught her on a good day. Would go back.