Background: Had arrived really late to London for a business trip. (Thank you French Air Traffic Control, bunch of cunts). I had missed my appointments with my usual favourite lady and her friend of choice and there was no way to reschedule. Opted at around 11:30 pm for the Maxes...never book when you're horny as fuck.
I would point out that I opted for an outcall, making it around 50 quid more expensive because I couldn't be bothered to leave the hotel. I punt roughly 2-3 times a year so I always have a good budget for fun as I am not a regular punter.
Duration: 2 hours outcall £900
Location: Nice hotel I had booked in Hammersmith. Although Miss Judge said it was very simple...oh well.
The ladies: Alice Judge, big tall pornstar looks, pumped up tits and lips and bright white nashers. Cherry was a little less pumped up and much much nicer than her pics on Maxes site.
Services Provided : OWO, penetration...here is where it got neutral, hitting on negative.
The Action : Alice arrived first. Cherry got there half an hour late but the 2 hours was still in place so no problems there. Alice brought along a bottle of Prosecco, which I paid for. Didn't have a problem with that.
Asked for a kiss and got a lip full of silicone, barely opening mouth. Oh well. So I mentioned I had picked both girls because of their profile (should've known that Maxes site is never accurate about services). "Oh yeah babe, rimming no problem"...that was Alice.
When Cherry came in, stunning figure, the kissing improved a little but rimming was off the menu...(fuck fuck fuck I said to myself...)
I realised that booking escorts when you're horny as hell is like going to Tescos after smoking a joint, you come back with fabulous comfort foods which will give you a very short lived satisfaction and have you regretting your mistake the rest of the week.
Anyhow, the action started. I was horny silly, the blowjobs were pretty descent, there was some ball licking etc. but the rimming...Alice's version of rimming is so lack luster, spitting into my arse is hardly what I'd consider "going at it". I think her tongue did touch my anus at some point but I can't be too sure. Cherry did give me some gf kisses but nothing hardcore.
The condon come on and I fucked both girls, which was nice enough. I like missionary a lot, call me old fashioned! On top of Cherry, she wasn't too happy with the way I held her "watch the hair"...did I mention I'm sick of hair extensions?
After that, on to Alice. Massive tits wobbling all over the place. First pop. BTW, absolutely NO Girl / Girl interraction. I have never seen any Alice Judge porn with another lady so I suppose I should have known.
Laying on the bed, a lot of northern/ midlands banter, one is from Birmingham the other from Manchester and althoug had never met, they had friends in common. There was a moment where I was pretty much left out of the conversation. Hey! I'm paying, its about me me me for fucks sake! Don't get me wrong about the Birmingham and Manchester thing, when I have been there I've always had a great time and found the ladies there great vfm.
Second pop, after much the same as before. Didn't try anal with Alice, tbh I just wanted to have my second pop and go to sleep. That over with, hour and half into the session and I called it a day. Prosecco had been drunk and I didn't feel like any uncomfortable conversation.
Positives : The looks of the ladies (I love the tattoos and pornstar silicone thing) and the availability late at night.
Negative : Services offered were not available
Would I see her again? NOPE, don't think I'll be using Maxes unless there is someone I have seen in the past and does what it says on the tin.
All in all it was a pass because I was horny as fuck and I got my two pops. They were both quite polite and nice so I have a tough time giving someone a negative if they haven't been twats which they weren't although I'm sure many of you will give a negative. To each his own.
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