After almost 2 1/2 years since my last punt (due to a couple of family bereavements and illness) I thought it was time to get back into it. Worrying that I might not be able to "perform" up to standard after my enforced lay off, I didn't want to risk too much in the funds dept and embarrassment with an independent who might become a regular, so I opted for a parlour.
Circumstance took me to Sheffield and, being as I was on foot, looked for somewhere within walking distance of the centre. Paradise popped up on my radar. A brief check on my phone showed me the way, so off I trotted. I was wondering about GFE or Honeypot but they looked a bit far to walk! Paradise looks like a decent building from the outside so in I went. There is a yard for parking, just two cars in (it was lunch time). I went through the front door and found the inner door (it was dimly lit inside), buzzed at the inner door and was let in. I was told that there were 2 girls on, but one was already taken and was shown Evelyn. A pleasant looking slim girl, looked in her mid to late twenties (she later told me she was in her thirties - well it was dimly lit!). I asked for half an hour and was told it was £15 "to the bar" and £30 to the girl. I paid up and followed Evelyn up the stairs to a functional room; double bed and a shower. We both undressed, there was a hook on the wall for clothes. Turned my phone off so we would not be disturbed (I always do this, it also alleviates the WGs worry of filming - see thread on UKE re Britishbrookeff being "outed"). Evelyn asked if I wanted a massage first or after, so I chose after - I was keen to get started! We cuddled and I leaned in for a kiss when "No kissing"! Here we go, let me guess. I asked where she was from - "Romania"! Ah well, all I wanted was to see if I could still rise to the occasion after my time out. We lay on the bed and she played with Wildman junior enough to arouse his interest to put a condom on. "No OWO", well she said she was a Rommie! A few minutes of decent BJ followed which was enjoyable - not deep, not a wonderful technique but pleasurable. Small boobs with responsive nips that I had a nice time sucking and fondling. I by no means could be considered to have a big mouth, but I managed to get a whole boob in! She then climbed on top for CG, mechanical with little eye contact, during which I continued to play with her nips. After a few minutes she dismounted and said "Time for you to do something", hinting at mish. First I put my hand on her thigh and moved a finger forward, leaning in for some RO. "Extra for that baby" I was told. So on to mish it was. I banged away for a few minutes with her making the occasional fake moan. With the lack of kissing and eye contact, it just wasn't happening, so I pulled out and asked her to finish me off by hand. At least I reached a pleasurable climax and filled the bag. Well it had been nearly 2 1/2 years! She helped me off with the condom, passed me some tissues to wrap it in, disposed it in a bag and passed me some wet wipes to clean up Wildman junior. She then asked if I wanted my front or back massaging. I opted for back with talc. It was more like gentle stoking than a proper massage, but felt relaxing all the same. After a few minutes, she stood up and I took that as the time up cue. Wildman junior had dribbled a bit, so I wiped him on the towel on the bed. She got in the shower to rinse her pussy and I got dressed. She then put her bra, pants and robe back on, then tidied the bed, turning both towels over. No fresh towels!! I had just wiped Wildman junior on one! Pity the next guy in the room! We exchanged pleasantries then she led me back to reception from where I made my exit.
So, what to make of it. Typical Rommie: no kissing, mechanical, lots of "extras". However it only cost £45 for half an hour and showed I could still manage to give a good podging. So basically I got what I paid for, hence the Grey rather than Red.
Would I return? Not sure. If I was in central Sheffield again without transport I might, but I'd ring up first to see who was available and ask what was included and what was extra to make sure. Paradise does not have a website so difficult to tell in advance. Maybe I ought to see if the tram goes near GFE!!
