Author Topic: British Buxom Beauty - Southampton (borderline red)  (Read 4496 times)


5 review(s) for Britishbuxombeauty (2 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline EUGENE TACKLEBERRY

Well this is the first review I've done which ive found hard to clarify, it's my first neutral but it was slso very close to a red! Obviously you can gauge it as you see fit! A few changes on her part and could easily of been a green but sadly not this time!

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BOOKING:

1 hour incall £100

VENUE:

Flat in the Southampton area, nice residential area and discreet, nice enough pad. she has cats if that bothers anyone!
I found street parking available

BRITISH BUXOM BEAUTY :

A very tall brunette lady with absolutely huge boobs, natural and really nice, friendly pesona and polite, her AW pics/description/age seem accurate. Has a little tummy but she carries it well with her being so very tall

COMS:

A txt was sent on the day, and all arranged promptly. I txt when her greenlight was off (as her profile suggests)and i was able to see her. Good coms

MEET:

I called kate when i arrived, was then given pretty clear information to find her, she actually came to the window and waved at me so i knew where to go(i could just see her dark silhouette)I then parked a little round the corner as she asked!
I entered the flat, Kate was behind the door, greeted with a kiss and taken to the bedroom. She is very tall and looked cute in her black teddy and knee high stockings. She's quite pretty in a natural girl next door kind of way, but I didn't actually find myself overly attracted to her, but she's not ugly by any means!
I was given instructions on how to get on the bed as it's just broken(she expressed she was upset about how it hadn't been put together properly and was expensive etc) she asked if i wanted a massage which i agreed, I doubt she's a professional masure but it was actually pretty good, we chatted easily, as said she's friendly and conversed well. I turned over for attention to the front, she used her boobs on me, we kissed a little and she then asked if i wanted OW or OWO, I prefer option 2 which she was happy about. The blow job was ok, but for me she was a little bit too attentive, by which I mean asking too often if it was nice or do I like it, I just couldn't get into it, it just seampt a bit stop start.........then she was at the side of me and we were kissing, her kissing style was a bit odd, very open mouthed and not much tongue, she said i was a good kisser, I found that compliment odd as our styles were miles apartt, i asked about do's n don'ts during this time fingers ok, but she doesn't like oral.....!
Then the bed collapsed on us(mentioned in other reviews I think) so we put the duvet on the floor, kissed and fondled stood up, laid on the floor, more oral ensued. It was a bit better but still came the "is it ok?" "Do you like that?" A bit too often for me. We are now about 40 mins into the meet,her phone went of, initially it sounded like an alarm and she reached for it apologising and placed the phone by our sides, oral continued i moved my arm and felt her phone, she saw this and then moved her phone, phone went off again and she apologies and asked if she could respond to her friend I agreed (I shouldnt have, but by now i wasn't really into the punt)
Then came the very lack lusture sex, she rubbered me up, straddled me then just sat on me, didn't move/girate much or try to squat, so we swapped into mish, her legs we up in the air closed and as i tried to get into postion she was just keeping her legs infront of me(in the way, not wrapping then around me), this coupled with my knees having not so much grip on the duvet cover/hard floor made it awkward to say the least. We stopped and she started oral a bit more and hand job for a finish(o didmt finish)......then the call came and "Im so sorry can I answer this it's important it's my friend" or something very similar, probably a call resulting from the txt she sent a little ealrier........tbh at this point I didnt care it hadn't been great id lost total interest and was more interested in my upcoming ASDA adventure! As i got dressed i looked at my cash on the side and thought what a waste of money that was, but i went out the next night and had a blast!
Ive given a neutral but it was very close to a red! yet could so easily have been a green. I hope she reads this and takes note sonshe can up her game! it's personal attack,  She did really try and is a really nice lass, but then sadly fell short in other areas!!! the phone being the worst crime, I know she asked an i said yes but tbh as said id lost total interest and she should know that's a no no!

PROS:

Really nice natural big boobs, friendly, good coms, if she improves in some areas then id say gvfm

CONS:

Needs a new bed frame desperately!!! played with her phone (txts and took a call)

VERDICT:

A really lovely lass, friendly and welcoming but just too attentive for my liking rather than just getting on with it a bit more, needs to learn to give the client/booking her full attention. a few changes on her behalf and it could have been a good one quite easily, i wont rush, well i probably wont return! Its actually a shame! But it's how the meet panned out so I'll look elsewhere instead!
« Last Edit: April 29, 2019, 04:22:33 pm by EUGENE TACKLEBERRY »

Offline Arbetare

Cats? Neg all day mate!  :D

Sounds like she needs to keep her mind on the job at hand - thanks for the review!

Offline nigel4498

Thanks for reviewing  :hi:
Has a bit of a reputation here as a timewaster.

How many furry pussies did you get to stroke?  :D

Offline Fuzzyduck

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Cheers for the review.
Sounds a generous neutral, particularly if she didn't get you off. She might read this review, also might not. Why don't you give her some direct feedback saying you really liked her but the meet was disappointing, particularly when she was being too attentive. She probably thinks she's making an extra effort to make punters happy so doesn't realise it detracts from the experience. It's unlikely she gets that kind of feedback very often so how is she ever going to change her practices? If she's a good un, she'll thank you and take it on board. Hell, she might even offer you a freebie or a discount to make up for it.

Also, not sorting her bed out is shit. It's one of her primary tools for work and she should invest in that rather than the pies she seems to spend on herself.

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I was about to write a review but you summed it all up mate.

Nice enough girl but shouldnt be in this game, if she is going to stay should at lest fix the fucking bed though.
Same blowjob, same questions all the time, same bed collapse around the same point in the punt too.
A quilt down the side of the bed, I'm tall so that was pretty fucked up as it was, to finish sucking me and I left after my 1st cum even though I was less than half an hour into 1 hour booking.

Very red for me, just a shame she is a nice girl.

Offline Stiltskin

Also, not sorting her bed out is shit. It's one of her primary tools for work and she should invest in that rather than the pies she seems to spend on herself.

Seems like it's been broken since last October at least.  :thumbsdown:

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Seems like it's been broken since last October at least.  :thumbsdown:

FFS, how much does it cost to buy a new bedframe? An hour of her time maybe? Certainly less the the amount of business she is losing as a result of the poor reviews stacking up.

Offline EUGENE TACKLEBERRY

I was about to write a review but you summed it all up mate.

Nice enough girl but shouldnt be in this game, if she is going to stay should at lest fix the fucking bed though.
Same blowjob, same questions all the time, same bed collapse around the same point in the punt too.
A quilt down the side of the bed, I'm tall so that was pretty fucked up as it was, to finish sucking me and I left after my 1st cum even though I was less than half an hour into 1 hour booking.

Very red for me, just a shame she is a nice girl.

Yep a shame indeed. Yeah the beds a big issue, it's like in her top 3 work tools

I've been reading some of your reviews TnH

Offline Bunbury

Quilt on the floor  :thumbsdown: Been reduced to shagging on a mattress on the floor a few times but no excuse for a broken bed.
Main tool of the trade FFS