finally, a true booty connoisseur
whats her VW like? would she pass the shelf test? Hips to waist ratio any good?
Who me?
Thank you good sir!!

It is exactly as you call it. There is no VW (ie arch)
that actually looks a bit flat but that she is using clothing to highlight arch on the ass while tilting her back up a bit
Personally I think her best bum position is her standing bending over.
As for hip to waist ratio she carries body fat around the stomach so the question is redundant in the respect of small waist/big bum.
I know she can have her moments but I have been very fortunate where she has been exemplary with me. Even when she did cancel punts, she would let me know unlike some of the punters here - thus saving me a long journey.