First review, so please feel free to leave feedback and ask questions! Sorry it's a bit long, I got carried away with the detail, but it's about things I hope are useful, like the house and lifeforms present.
This took place mid December, around four weeks ago, however I only managed to sign up for UKP last week, seemed relevant still as she is still advertising and my experience differed a little from the couple of other reviews shes had.
She is advertising on both AW and VS, I used VS to make contact:
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI had a week off and was going mad at home, I'm emergancy services so still working full time. fancied something quick and easy on the way home, had a quick browse of VS as AW wont work when I'm using mobile Data, slim pickings as always in the haverhill/bury st edmunds/newmarket triangle.
I have seen Lena's advert a few times and had even texted her once before, but had steered clear but had since seen a couple of fair reviews on here. Thought sod it, it's far enough from home to be safe but on the route. Only want something short as it's not someone I have seen before.
Phoned on the hands free, she answered immediately. Good english, obviously accented. I enquired if she was free same day, few hours from now and she was. I asked about prices and extras as VS has started blurring them. Was told 40 for 15 mins or 60 for 30 mins, 20 for OWO, no CIM, no A levels.
This was the first interesting thing, both profiles mention anal, and in my previous text enquiry (on a different number) she said she does, but it would be £100 which I had politely declined and told her I'd try again another day.
Both previous reviews say the same as she did on the phone, no anal, so guessing there may be a pimp involved, or someone else wrote the ads for her. (I know, shocking, a European WG with a hint of deception in the ad!)
or maybe she was pretty short on rent the time I texted!
Anyway, I'm on the phone to her, she tells me its 40 for 15, 60 for 30 and 20 OWO. I go a bit quiet as I'm trying to work out what the fuck the lorry in front of me is doing and she obviously thinks I'm getting cold feet or dont like the price, as she tells me if I do the 60 for 30, she will include OWO for free. Get in!
She texted me the address, I punch it in the sat nav and next thing I know I'm trying to find a discrete place to park the car on a sketchy estate in haverhill next to the big highschool, just as 600 kids get out of school.....
I eventually leave the car in a communal car park, nearly killing a couple of school kids snogging behind a bush, and head out on foot to find the house using google maps. Few wrong turns in the Warren of alleyways but got there eventually, nearly knocked on No19 instead of No17 which could have been a bit awkward, and I'm there.
Door is opened by a chunky blond European woman,mid 30s or later, plain, not terrible to look at, and I think shit, I'm at the wrong house but she waves me in and winks. Now I'm thinking it's a classic B&S, which I have never had before as I generally go for classier types in city centres. My smaller brain goes oh well, maybe she gives a cracking blowjob...
Then Lena herself appears at the top of the stairs and rushes down, gives me a hug and practically drags me up the stairs which is where we run into the next hurdle, and it's one no one else has mentioned in their review...
The BLOODY HUGE AND FAIRLY ANGRY DOG. Its stood at the top of the stairs, its looks 50% pitbull, 50% Boxer, 100% prehistoric saberfuck. This bloody thing is blocking the top of the stairs, its growling at me and obviously not at all happy about me being in its house. Lena manages to push it just far enough back for me to slip past and into the room opposite. This is the first time since the door opened I have even been able to take in my surroundings. Its gloomy, there is a hint of stale cigarettes. We are not alone. Theres a bloody wolf outside the door that may kill me if I try to leave.Im in the very middle of a pretty run down estate. What the fuck am i doing here?
Lena slips in past the Beast and i can actually look at her for the first time. definitely her from the photos, young, maybe a few years younger than the claimed 29 on the advert. Jeans and a top, Skinny. not much makeup, again, the opposite of what others have said. Pretty enough, not a stunner, but shes smiling, she apologizes for Bella, who I assume is the hound now guarding the stairs incase I change my mind and fancy a good savaging, and we talk. We run through what I would like, what she likes and i hand her 60 quid and she reminds me of the deal she made earlier, free OWO.
So we discuss and agree that we will start with some light kissing, some foreplay, then OWO, sex, everyone's happy, then she tells me it's one orgasm per session, as I ask her if I can come during the OWO or not. Should have seen it coming really, this was going SO well up until this point!
Oh well, the surroundings, the price and the situation have already turned this into a pump and dump instead of me wanting to try and hang about for the whole 30 mins anyway.
She tells me to strip off and by the time my shoes are off shes sitting naked on the bed waiting. Shes got a nice body, pale, slim, no scars or major markings. Small but nice tits. We begin kissing, on top of the bed, which as others have mentioned is very hard and uncomfortable. Shes suddenly really into it, full kissing, very passionate, hands roaming. I think maybe we can make something decent out of this, shes quite happy to have me fingering her while we kiss, very GFE. Just as I'm thinking that this is looking up she pulls away and tells me she wants to taste me. She pops down there, checks I'm squeaky clean, which I am, then goes to town. She can suck, I'll give her that, again, very keen and passionate, she would do well with a Blow and Go service, more on that in a paragraph or 6. Maybe 2- 3 mins later she stops, which was a damn shame as I was half tempted to just ask her to keep going and have my one permitted orgasm and tells me she cant wait any longer and absolutely needs to feel me inside of her. It's starting to feel more like a Rom quickie now, rushing through the business to get me to cum and leave. No more than 2-3 mins of any activity.
On with the rubber glove, we start in missionary, then she suggests doggy, but we end up with her on top. Full constant eye contact, she tells me how great I feel, how she loves me deep, etc. The usual stuff but she does seem very keen and into it the whole time. Only problem is she seems to just want me to cum, where as I was hoping to get in a fair bit of pumping. As soon as shes on top it's all over, she pushes down as deep as she can, does that rocking back and forth thing they do when they want you to cum because they know it works. I pop and shes straight off, single tissue for clean up, oh well, its your carpet not mine. Time elapse, 2-3 mins in each position. Shocker.
We chat for a few mins, she did mention a few interesting things, shes considering a move to Bury or Newmarket early 2021 to a nice area and house, which would go a long way to improving the experience, I mention her BJ skills are great and she should consider doing a Blow &Go service, she asked what it is!
I explain and she seems keen on it, hopefully it happens as shes pretty good at it and the area needs a service like it. She asks how much i would pay for an blowjob and i told her I'd happily pay 20 quid if it was OWO, more if it was CIM, probably more than once a week. she seemed thrilled by this so fingers bloody crossed lads. I was probably a bit low with my estimate but hey, she will still make a fortune if she does offer it.
I tell her it's been fun, i might be back and I'll check her profile soon to see if she moves. Then I'm out the door, no sign of Bella the prehistoric SaberFuck thank god, or the housemate, and down the road to my car exactly 25 mins after i parked it. Oh well.
School kids were still snogging in the bushes, think he had a better afternoon than me!.
All in all a mixed bag, certainly seemed keen on the sex once it started,as others have said very eager to please, seems inexperienced and naive and I suspect she will do well with a bit more experience. but also felt rushed like a Rom quickie, where they hurry you the whole time and just want you out the door. This was the main reason I thought it was worth the review, because it wasnt mentioned on her other reviews. Perhaps she was annoyed that she had offered the free blowjob, or perhaps just an off day. She seems pleasant and eager to do a good job so time will tell. Certainly moving to a nice area and a little more experience will make her worth a second or longer visit but for now I'd just reccomend a Pump and Dump.
Thanks to anyone who made it this far!
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