First of 3 reviews to come (1 negative and 2 positives) after a break from punting for a few months.
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External Link/Members OnlyMet Mya recently for a late morning booking after texting the day before and confirmed DFK, COB and RO - then confirmed on the morning to which she wanted to push the booking back half an hour - which we did.
Comms: All text, and then a phone call when at the flat to give the door number.
I got to her place and text her at 49 mins past the hour (booking was on the hour so I was 11 minutes early) - got her call and was let in at 53 mins past the hour. This is important as I will explain later.
Location: 5 minute walk from Fulham Broadway - a small block of flats down a side road - discreet enough for me.
The Girl: Petite, short, mixed race, big boobs for her frame (although with a little bit of stretch marks), nice arse, fairly good looking facially but not a stunner. She looks better in her gallery than she does in person. She says she's Egyptian, but her profile has parts saying she's a "Brazillian party girl" so who knows what she is - I don't really care to be honest.
Services: OWO, Sex in multiple positions, RO, Handjob,
NO DFK OR KISSING EVEN THOUGH CONFIRMEDThe Meet: Arrived at her room to be greeted by Mya who was dressed in black lingerie and heels - she seemed friendly enough. I handed the cash - £150 for 1 hour and made my way to the bathroom to freshen up (didn't shower as I had one before leaving my place)
Went to kiss Mya to which she pecked me on the lips and says: "I don't really do kissing" even though she confirmed it by text
- and no kissing is usually a deal breaker for me, however I couldn't be bothered to argue so just went with it. OWO was average, She thoroughly wetwiped first, then she held the base with her hand and sucked the top - went deep on a couple of occasions. Moved onto RO - she's quite vocal during this giving me encouragement - which was quite enjoyable. 69 was okay but she kept moving back and forth so couldn't really get stuck in to her pussy.
Onto Sex, which was a mixture of missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl. The sex was good and she was vocal - but the fake moans were getting too much for my liking.
Okay, so during sex she queries me about some discoloring of my skin due to a skin condition, asking me is it contagious, etc. I had to reassure her a couple of times until she accepted that I'm not some diseased creature(!) She then kept going on about how she's very clean and always uses mouthwash, brushes tongue, etc. It seemed like she was implying that I was NOT. This was VERY DISRESPECTFUL in my opinion.
Anyway, eventually I got her to give me OWO again on the bed. I asked her if she could use less hand. She then stops, looks at me and straight up says "NO". She then started going on about how I should respect how she provides her services, etc, etc. To be honest, I was trying not to listen to this rude bitch anymore as she was getting on my nerves and I just wanted to finish up.
I asked her to give my (now uninspired, half flaccid cock) a handjob to finish up. She then tells me I'm out of time. I said no and showed my watch, It was 45 mins past the hour so I must have 5-10 mins left at least. This cheeky cow then demanded that I check the time I received her call on my phone to prove her point - showed her the phone and her call was received at 53 mins past the hour which meant there was 5 mins left. She reluctantly agreed to give me a handjob to finish me off.
2 minutes of lubed handjob meant I was almost there. I told her I was almost going to cum - and this girl says "IF YOU CUM OR NOT, YOU'RE GOING WHEN YOU'RE HOURS UP - OR I'M GETTING SECURITY". I remember just laying there thinking "Is this bitch serious?"
Anyway, she got her wish as I came a minute later and proceeded to get dressed. While getting dressed, I jokingly said to her "No chance of a shower then?" to which she replied "YOU MUST BE JOKING".
Left exactly 53 minutes on the hour
Summary: Petite, quite attractive mixed race girl - decent sex - okay OWO. Her profile states DFK, FK, CIM, SWALLOW which are all inaccurate.
Would I see again No prizes for guessing this one. I wouldn't meet her again if SHE paid ME
Topic: Mya Party Girl - Fulham - Bad Attitude and Clock Watching (Read 1799 times)