Author Topic: English Abby Incall Edinburgh  (Read 1993 times)


8 review(s) for English Abby (0 positive, 0 neutral, 8 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Online PolwarthPervert

First review so go gentle (but not my first rodeo)!

I contacted Abby first thing in the morning and comms were quick and were all arranged over texts with no issues, I checked if all her like list was on offer and if there were any extras. All on offer with no extras.

Abby sent a confirmation text 30 minutes before hand. I arrived early after checking she was ready which she was.

The location is discrete and the flat was clean and of good up keep, it look liked it was used for the purpose rather than being lived in, I was offered a shower and had a quick poke in looked clean and modern but I had just had one so did not need it.

Abby was decent enough looking, 5 foot 4 mid twenties and curvy, would say it suited her now. Face wise she was quite nice 6 or 7 out of 10. None of the pictures have tatoos on them but she is has a fair few that isn't mentioned at all.

This is where it started to go wrong. The enthusiasm just wasn't there, first thing she said was "right lets have the money, get that out of the way". We got down to business clearly no kissing was on offer, got her on the bed and went for some reverse oral and she clearly rolled her eyes! How sexy. Oral was covered, her reasoning was I am married... after that I was going to push for OWO but thought that was very strange! She does say deepthroat but she didn't again offer this. The oral lasted for all of 2/3 minutes before she said "shall I jump on now?" I had tried rimming and she didn't like it although this is in her likes.

I enjoy giving a good spanking so thought as she was riding me this would be ideal but again I was doing it too hard. At this point I decided to go hard and to go home, switched to missionary and just went as hard as possible to cum as quick as possible. Job done.

It was clear that despite it been 20 minutes into an hour booking that pop two wasn't on the cards as soon as she had handed over the wet wipes she was on her phone.

Don't get me wrong I am not the best looking guy but I am mid thirties in decent shape so it's not like she's trying to ride Jabba the hut.

All in all profile reads like she would be a wee submissive pocket rocket but she mistakes disengagment for submissivness.

Worst punt in my life.

Offline suckmyglock

Link would be nice

She has 4 negatives and no posotives.    Kind of a decent warning there.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2019, 02:46:37 pm by suckmyglock »


Offline BaronVonProdger

Seems a bit odd that you would go see her following all the negatives, since you've been on here for two and half years. But hey ho better luck next time.

At this rate she will replace Scottish Sexy Karen as Edinburgh's worse. :wacko: :bomb:

Offline Poopster

This one used to be a regular tourer to Dunfermline, she wasn't even good enough to make a decent name for herself there. 

Offline daviebond

At this rate she will replace Scottish Sexy Karen as Edinburgh's worse. :wacko: :bomb:
Dont think that will EVER be possible  :lol:

Offline Belgarion

6 negatives. With no other ratings. Never seen this before  :lol:

Offline Edinburghboobman2009

I saw her in Jury’s Inn in Edinburgh. I have to say it was one of the worst punts I have ever had too!

She even gave me a row for the cleaner seeing me leave her room, even though it was her that opened the door and said to me to go. The room was really warm, and stunk of sweat. When I asked to touch her boobs she said “if you must”.

None of her likes were on offer.

Offline TKovac

I saw her in Jury’s Inn in Edinburgh. I have to say it was one of the worst punts I have ever had too!

She even gave me a row for the cleaner seeing me leave her room, even though it was her that opened the door and said to me to go. The room was really warm, and stunk of sweat. When I asked to touch her boobs she said “if you must”.

None of her likes were on offer.

Add the review wonder if this daft bint will mange to get all the way to 10 negs and not a single positive.

Where the regular white Knights riding in and defending her.  Is she so shit even they can't find a positive on the cow
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Offline Newinputguy

Can’t help but feel a bit sad at this one as she does look pretty decent. Ah well.

Offline Edinburghboobman2009

Add the review wonder if this daft bint will mange to get all the way to 10 negs and not a single positive.

Where the regular white Knights riding in and defending her.  Is she so shit even they can't find a positive on the cow

I will add a full review later.