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External Link/Members OnlySaw her last week and really regret scratching the itch I had, so I hope I can save my fellow punters from doing the same.
Fee - £80/30mins
Location - Holiday Inn, Heathrow
The Girl - Her in the pics - a decent looking girl. 5ft5. Very slender and skinny - She's from the North East you can tell by accent - if you like skinny types, she might tick your boxes looks wise. Very fair / pale complexion - distinctive tattoo on the right side of her body of flowers I think it was from memory (it was a big tat) - legs were really dry / might have been eczema.
The Meet - You get generic texts from her saying the hotel she's at and what time she's next available. Even when I'm replying to tell her I'm at the hotel for me booking, I'll get a generic text saying next appt is at "x o'clock" - signs of the conveyor belt system in operation. Eventually got to the room and walked in...within the first 10 seconds I knew this would be a shit punt. Her attitude is foul and I should have walked at that point. She barely says a word - anyone who's seen her will know she isn't chatty at all....almost every response is a one word answer - tried everything to chat to make both ourselves feel comfy but she obviously hates her job or hates men.
Had a shower, towel provided and had to use the very limited tiny bit of shower gel left from the complimentary tray.Went straight into FK, it wasn't very deep, but it was quite nice, not much tongue....breath wasn't great so I pulled back. Stripped her down and gave RO - again, tasted a bit funky but it wasn't too bad.
RO was really awkward, instead of lying back, she hoisted herself up on her elbows and was just watching me...it felt really weird and intimidating - there were no moans, no responsiveness, nothing! I got bored of just licking a brick wall so sat back on the bed upright for my turn. She gets off the bed and goes to her phone and starts texting.....She then tells me "You've only got 10 minutes left now" - The 10 minute warning is fine, but it shows she's running some sort of coneyor belt system. I tell her to give me a BJ. Technique was fast and a bit rough and not the best but it was OWO which I think helped, if it was OW, I don't think I'd have got hard. Finished with CIM. Showered and even still tried to make convo but she was only interested in getting me out the door to get the next sucker in.
It was only after she took my CIM and I went to shower after that I realised there was no toothbrush/ toothpaste or even any sort of mouthwash to clean her mouth. At this point I'm hoping that I was her first for the day because I had FK and OWO and the possibility of another guys swimmers still in her mouth was a possibility
PositivesOWO, CIM inclusive of rate
NegativesPossibly unclean
Rude
Clock watcher
Cheap rates offering everything can sucker you in
Runs a conveyor belt
No sense of "customer service"
If you're looking for a half decent looking girl who won't talk, isn't the cleanest, but will give you OWO and CIM for £80 - it's worth a visit, but for me, I was straight down the clinic the next morning and having the nervous wait just in case.
