Squirting MissSplitz - Maidenhead, Berkshire

[Centurion100]

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Meet was in early summer. Only recently got into reviews so forgive me.

If you are looking for something a bit kinkier than the norm, this woman delivers, particularly if you are into anal fun, face fucking and squirting.

Venue: 80s style private house in quiet ish outskirts of Maidenhaed.

Booking: 1 hour / £180, no sense of being rushed, used the full time.

SP: VERY leggy woman in her early 40s. Toned body, looks good for her age, was wearing black hold ups, heels and a thong. Very easy company and definitely on the kinky end of the spectrum.

Service: CIM/ squirting / rimming / pegging

She showed me upstairs, paid the 180 and then I had a shower in the adjacent bathroom. When I walked back into the bedroom she was leaning over the bedside cabinet to get some toys out and the sight of her very pert ass framed by a tiny black thong got me excited. I was looking for something kinkier than the norm and, having read some AW reviews, said I wanted her to squirt all over me, mutual rimming and I would be happy to get fucked by her using one of toys.

We began with me on my back and she went down on me licking and sucking my cock and balls and spitting on them, then moved further down to start licking my arse. I lifted a leg up so she could get better access and she gave me one of the best rim jobs I have had, occasionally looking up at me with a filthy smile.

After a good 5-10 mins of this, she then came up for air and straddled me with her pussy resting on my balls and base of my cock and she rubbed herself and then stood over me, spat on my face (I asked for it) then frigged herself hard, a couple of fingers in her cunt and working her clit hard until she started squirting - more of a gentle shower than a jetstream of squirt but she did it over my cock, stomach and chest then I lent up to take the last bit in my mouth. A great sight and taste.

Now onto some anal fun. She used a dildo up my arse, sucking my cock at the same time, then asked if I wanted something bigger. Dildo 2 stretched me more and she was getting turned on by the sound of things as I was too. She then asked me to get on all fours and said she was going to try a bigger one, double ended. I think she used spit and a bit of lube on me then edged one end inside me before she positioned herself on her knees behind me and pushed the other end into her cunt. She started to fuck me and it felt good - slightly painful at first but I urged her on. I then felt a vibration on my balls and was not in a position to see what she was doing but it turned out to be a device she could hold and the end was like some kind of thick collar strap that vibrates - she had got it over the base of my cock and balls whilst still fucking me with her double ender. I think she came again and now I needed to fuck her.

She was on her back, over the edge of the bed and after licking her pussy out I rubbered up and gave her a deep, hard fucking. After 5 or so minutes I pulled out and she once again brought herself off to squirt in my mouth and face then, next to the bed she knelt and I fucked her mouth deeply. There is a strategically placed mirror next to the bed and I looked at her taking my cock all the way down her mouth, balls deep. I was about to cum and let a couple of weeks' worth of spunk shoot into her mouth. She held it in her mouth to show me as I tried to regain my composure! Think she spat it out into a tissue after a while.

One of the best deep throat experiences of my life and she takes a hard face fucking. The only things I wanted to try out but didn't get around to were watersports and fucking her ass. If I get down that way again I will try and incorporate those into a hour's session too. 

[ciscoxxx69]

she is Utter Filth....
Loved all my sessions with her 

[Warm-Hands]

Her profile says she is 6 ft tall - is this true? It sounds like she should shoot up my hotlist but she won't take bookings from people without feedback, which knocks that on the head..... 

[Centurion100]

Her profile says she is 6 ft tall - is this true? It sounds like she should shoot up my hotlist but she won't take bookings from people without feedback, which knocks that on the head..... 

I would say definitely 6 foot tall. Re: no feedback - maybe worth a text to try in any case? I am not on there and that was not a problem.

[WKD123]

Sounds like you had a great time OP!  I got so close to having fun with MissSplitz but timings on both sides didn't work out.  As mentioned in previous reviews, her other life does seem to mean having to be flexible on when you're going to meet.  I am never going to be as into all the extra filth as I've tried both rimming on me and objects inserted in my arse and it does absolutely nothing to enhance the sexual experience. However, I do love a WG who seems to be into it so I shall endeavour to make a meet happen and then of course report back!

[brian1123]

OP, what does she look like face wise? attractive?

Was interested in seeing her but she has so many negative reviews for no shows that I didn't think it' was worth the risk of travelling to her place.

[Centurion100]

I'd say nice looking. 7 out of 10 based on my tastes.

[RLondon99]

Saw her late last year.

One of those meets where the bad luck gods were in charge.

First I missed a connection, so rushed arriving. Second, it was raining and muddy. Third was slightly spooked by the approach to the house (now in Marlow) but it’s okay when you actually get there. Fourth my software burner phone played up, so wasted valuable time getting the house number and making her think I was a no-show. By the time I was following her up the stairs I was off form, she was off form, and it was nobody’s fault.

She then tried to take control of the session and I can see why she honestly thought that would work best, she wasn’t to know it doesn’t work for me (and I should have told her right from the get-go, my bad). Tried this, tried that, finally settled on a prone face-fuck and then banging her reasonably hard on her back which she seemed to get into although it was far from the filth-fest it could have been.

Would give positives for working hard, looking good, being friendly, and having an honest profile. She could suit anyone who likes tall, slim, small-breasted kinky MILFy girls who are a bit out there (me in other words). Also exceptionally beautiful eyes. I liked her.

Might try again when enough time has elapsed to make it new. She told me she often does civilian work in East London so a hotel there might be better than the nightmare that is rail travel to Marlow.

[sensualencounter]

Saw her late last year.

One of those meets where the bad luck gods were in charge.

First I missed a connection, so rushed arriving. Second, it was raining and muddy. Third was slightly spooked by the approach to the house (now in Marlow) but it’s okay when you actually get there. Fourth my software burner phone played up, so wasted valuable time getting the house number and making her think I was a no-show. By the time I was following her up the stairs I was off form, she was off form, and it was nobody’s fault.

She then tried to take control of the session and I can see why she honestly thought that would work best, she wasn’t to know it doesn’t work for me (and I should have told her right from the get-go, my bad). Tried this, tried that, finally settled on a prone face-fuck and then banging her reasonably hard on her back which she seemed to get into although it was far from the filth-fest it could have been.

Would give positives for working hard, looking good, being friendly, and having an honest profile. She could suit anyone who likes tall, slim, small-breasted kinky MILFy girls who are a bit out there (me in other words). Also exceptionally beautiful eyes. I liked her.

Might try again when enough time has elapsed to make it new. She told me she often does civilian work in East London so a hotel there might be better than the nightmare that is rail travel to Marlow.

Can you turn this into a review in its own right? Far more useful overall than putting it at the bottom of another person's review.

[RLondon99]

Can you turn this into a review in its own right?

I'll post a slightly longer version as a review. If anyone knows how to delete the duplicated material on this thread, would be good.

[sensualencounter]

I'll post a slightly longer version as a review. If anyone knows how to delete the duplicated material on this thread, would be good.

Well done. And no real need for the deletion of the duplication.

[Private Parts]

she is Utter Filth....
Loved all my sessions with her 

Cisco knows. I’m with him.
Filth.
PP