External Link/Members OnlyThe Glasgow scene has been poor for a long while now, and as a result I've been taking a gamble once in a while as sometimes it does pay off. Unfortunately not on this occasion
Comms: Texted to check availability on the day and was told she was free from 10pm. A tad later than I would have liked but easy enough to get to so signed myself up. I wasn't asked how long I wanted and so I kept that to myself until we met.
Location: Not an area I've associated to this game in the past, but a block of flats overlooking (as in on the hill overlooking) Charing X. Safe enough street, very much residential so doubt you'd attract any odd looks, and the flat actually had its own front door so no waiting by a buzzer to get in. I was led straight to the bedroom with an en-suite and all basics there and clean.
Looks: So it is the girl in the pictures, but either heavily doctored or a few years old! Facially she's very much like her photos, but otherwise I can't say they are accurate. She's actually a very tall and quite burly lady...had me questioning whether she was actually a TS (and I still have my doubts). Whilst I'm party to a latino bit of a$$, this one had alot more cottage cheese than I expected, and there was a bit of a cavern to her garage doors which looked odd (hence the TS suspicion!). Boobs have pretty bad scaring from a job done badly.
Meet: Despite all the above, I thought f-ck it, in for a penny in for a pound and agreed to a 30min booking. She didn't say much at all other than "Ok", "What?" and "Yes", so no real rapport as we got undressed. She then tugged me off with some baby oil while we were standing. Despite what her profile says on aw there was no kissing whatsoever, every attempt saw her turn away and offer up her neck.
Moved onto the bed at my prompting, she rode me on top to begin with, but at this point my mind was working over time as to what I'd signed up to here and whilst I didn't expect a tight fit given the load she was carrying, my wee fella honestly felt like someone who had shown up a day too late to a concert at the SECC, no sense of friction whatsoever!?! She then suggested we move to doggy, usually a good position for me, but nope after a few minutes I gave up the ghost and it was clear the game was a bogey. I made my excuses and left. £80 down and 15minutes later. Ouch!
Overall: Very disappointing punt. I should have walked at the start to be honest. Still not sure if she's post-op TS or not, but I expected alot more given the promises she's made on aw and got none of them so this is a firm negative. I wouldn't advise anyone give her a chance. Someone like Camilla on es is far more of a latino firework than this one!
