Jessica – Chinese massage, Kings Cross
External Link/Members OnlyOverall: My worst punt so far. Expensive, disappointing massage, unattractive person, terrible B2B. Good HE though. Room was a reasonable size and the shower in the room was OK. Would I return? Never.
Comms: Walk-in. I happened to be in Kings Cross so buoyed by Sinz’ and Nene’s reviews I thought I would give this place a try. Paid 45 pounds for the massage and 45 more for B2B.
Location: Opposite Kings Cross station on Greys Inn road. It is a nail bar but has a massage sign outside, so walk in and go left and downstairs immediately. Not the most discrete of entrances as the nail bar was full of people having their nails done, but a quick and determined step through the door and I was in. Downstairs was quite spacious with three rooms. The one I was in had a shower in it but I don’t know if the others also had showers.
Person: Hard to judge age but could be mid to late 30’s. Was quite robust and thick around the middle but with maybe C-cup boobs. She didn’t look fat, its just there was a lot of her.
Booking: Agreed 45 pounds for a massage. I handed over 50 and she said she would get 5 pounds change. I didn’t expect to see that again, but more of this later. She left and I undressed, then she returned and fiddled with the CD player for a while before starting the massage. I asked for medium massage, not too hard. She started on my back then worked down to my legs. No hint of CC swipes while working on my legs. The massage was not particularly good, more just stroking and rubbing my back and legs than massaging them. After about 20 minutes of this it was turnover time.
On turnover she started on my abdomen and after a few minutes asked if I wanted extras. I asked what they were and she offered B2B. I asked how much and she wanted 60 pounds for that. I said no way and she asked how much so I started low at 30, then she talked me up to 45 and she wanted the cash immediately. I took out 40 quid and said she had the other 5 already so she took this. Round 2 to me I think.
She took her time undressing then sat on the end of the massage table, and that was it. She didn’t offer anything, just sat there, so I started groping and kissing her tits. There was no reaction from her. Her tits were largish for an Asian, with long nipples. There seemed to be nothing else coming from her: almost no acknowledgement I was doing anything. I tried to finger her but she said no touching there (and she mean no touching at all). She manhandled the old boy a little, but I was so turned off by this whole event that there was nothing going on there. After some groping she suggested I massage her, and this is when I discovered I am completely shit at massage. She lay face down and I massaged her a bit, then suggested she turn over. I massaged and sucked her long nipples again for a few minutes then suggested she get back to massaging me. She poured oil on my cock and proceeded with a fairly decent hand job – keeping going after I came until I was completely drained. The only redeeming feature of the visit.
She then said she would have a shower and spend ages in there, making sure she was clean. I eventually got into the shower and cleaned myself up, dressed and left. On leaving there was a much better and slimmer looking Chinese woman there, but I shan’t return to sample her abilities.
