Author Topic: TOFTT: PLEASURE MASSAGE Colchester  (Read 2688 times)


38 review(s) for PLEASURE MASSAGE (31 positive, 5 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by FCB]

Offline Wellhung241

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I visted this young woman a couple of weeks ago and it was high time I jotted down my thoughts.

Comms: Very good. I phoned and she picked up quick, spoke good english but her manner was a bit brusk. Texted her postcode quickly. She was clear on the phone that this was just a massage with HR, which I knew so no problem.

Location: Busy street in Colchester. I don't drive so I can't comment on parking. I'll just say the street is busy, not very busy, but busy. Her flat was very tidy and clean (I think she's just moved in) and she has a professional massage table, so that's nice. Her shower is amazing though, it's so powerful when I stepped out I thought I'd been sandblasted. I cannot guarantee I won't see this girl again, just to use her shower.

Looks: She is fit as fornicating. At this point in the experience I was wishing she did actual punts. Personality wise she is not very talkative. "Take your clothes off" was more an order than anything else. She said almost nothing throughout the entire hour I was there. If I didn't know she was Russian I could probably have guessed.

Cost: £100 for an hour of Tantic Massage

Service: I opted for her Tantric massage service. Which starts with a normal massage and then develops into basically her rubbing her body and breasts over you for a while, with a LOT of oil. Then she turns you over and does that all again only this time she was mostly rubbing The Ladykiller himself. Then she hopped off and just wanked me to completion. Then filled out the rest of the hour with a back massage. To her credit she is not a bad massuese. And I did walk away satsified with an empty ballsack. And if all you want is a massage with a handyJ (which is all I wanted that particular day) it's very enjoyable.

But, I paid £100 for a steamy, sexy tantric massage. She also advertises mutual touching (I got the distinct impression if I tried this I'd come a cropper) and prostate massage (I asked, she said no). What I got was a slightly fancy massage with hand relief. Granted it was a good massage with good hand relief. But, ultimately, it was just a massage with hand relief.

Verdict: Negative.

I'd like it to be positive because I did enjoy my time with her, but for the fact that she advertises services she doesn't actually provide.

Offline Xtro

Thanks for your concise and witty (in places) review,  :hi:
One to avoid unless you need a good sandblasting,  :D



Offline somethingrandom

North station road? Newish apartment on the ground floor?

Think this one may be the same place as:
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Where I walked from last weekend as I went to see 36 ye old size 12 not a fat 50s size 16

There was another girl there with a much better figure.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2019, 09:38:54 pm by somethingrandom »

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Offline Wellhung241

Yes. it's North Station Road.