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Comms: Gumtree ad, the pic makes clear what she's all about and it's obviously landing her back to back bookings from what she says/buzz on here.  Answers all calls and texts in reasonable enough time and guides to door.  £60 half hour agreed.

Venue: terraced house in Gants Hill, plenty about when I went but seems to be next to some kind of Asian driving school/job centre who were obviously in the know.  House itself a bit but not massively shabby, though fixtures and fittings have seen better days.

SP: I'm guessing there's been a couple (less than five) years since the pic taken and also some modest Photoshop.  She herself still looks very (very) youthful but she's gained a few and her assets have depreciated.  Still, I resolved to enjoy myself after being greeted by her at the door with open dressing gown  :dash: She reckons she is Finnish, though I imagined EE on the phone.

Dimensions are hefty a little, we're talking 14/16 and chebs of about 38H.  No cellulite but rolls of flab.

Services: I didn't really fancy FS so I asked for a massage, though I figured this would just entail modest rubbing, OW and a finish.  She actually set about it with great aplomb, using elbows and kneading and had clearly worked for the massage certificate mounted on the wall (claims to be ATCM  :unknown:)

After a while (and she in no way rushed) on the flip I set to play with her heavy enormous (yet not exactly taut) veiny pair but she suggested some oral intercourse and rubbered me up before taking me in her mouth.  There was a little theatrics and twerking against my hand but I ripped it off and yanked her torso at me, taking a gobful of cheb with her reaching for the oil and wanking me.  Have to admit her HJ lacked finesse but the chebs got me over the line.

Dripping in oil (no shower offered) I made my way onto the mean streets of Ilford.
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How do they compare to Lora's at the E11 beauty salon?

Offline Chattymatty88

Wow that is a lovely pair have you got a number for her ?

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Lora's are a lot firmer/disproportionate on her frame.

Number is in the Gumtree ad.
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Sorry mate, thought I read 38 H  :scare:

Oh wait...  :yahoo:

£60 for the pretence of a massage, but in actual fact a blower with and then a drilling. With those chebbernauts...  :crazy: :wacko: :thumbsup:

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Sorry mate, thought I read 38 H  :scare:

Oh wait...  :yahoo:

£60 for the pretence of a massage, but in actual fact a blower with and then a drilling. With those chebbernauts...  :crazy: :wacko: :thumbsup:

If they're only G or GG then don't sue me, but yes they're hewge.

Offline Tedbandy

Good review.

She looks like one of those girls, who if slimmed down her chebs would be a 34C.

What im essentially saying is that i will give the veiny lumps of fat a miss despite being tempted!

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Wow, an oily tit wank would surely be the order of the day?

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Wow, an oily tit wank would surely be the order of the day?

Chef's special!  :lol:

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Chef's special!  :lol:

Or chebs special!

TBH I didn't think them firm enough for that.

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Or chebs special!

TBH I didn't think them firm enough for that.

 :drinks: Well spotted!

They look worth a go  :cool:

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Does she do FS? And kissing?

FS was offered, kissing wasn't and didn't seem likely. YMMV however.

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she let you empty over those beauties?  How old you think she is?

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she let you empty over those beauties?  How old you think she is?

I didn't and other review mentions covered titwank insisted on  :dash:

She's in her 20s, still looks quite young.