Author Topic: ANGEL IN EDINBURGH (AW) - Edinburgh  (Read 1119 times)


2 review(s) for ESSO LINGAM MASSAGE (1 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]
4 review(s) for MASSAGE FROM ANGEL (1 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

Offline Shame

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Location
Recent visit. Close to western General Hospital and Fettes College. Think it’s a private apartment complex used by a number of Central European friends. Ample private parking; safe, discrete, clean and fit for purpose. Massage delivered o a massage table.

Services
1hr sensual topless massage” £90. Arranged by broken English phonecall & text. All good.

SP
Her AW profile photo is her indeed. Attractive and very well put together.  In the flesh....? Meh. I was disappointed. No effort to scrub up or put anything remotely attractive tigether. Hair scraped back, no make up, leggings and a tank-top type t-shirt on. Thing is... she is a very attractive lady but made no effort to use her looks.  :dash: Incredible chassis. Slim. Full breasts for her size (guessing a size 8 ish?) Hungarian. Age seems right. Poor English (hardly spoke though).

Action
Aw man. Pretty poor. No spark. Awkward. No conversation and  table was next to a poorly curtained window so felt vulnerable somehow. My expectations nosedived. I was asked what strength of massage: “medium/firm” I replied. I asked if she did topless - yes she replied. Extra tenner, duly paid. Weird thing is, I hardly saw her, kept standing on the opposite side of the table to where my head was turned. The hands on was weak, no real build up and too soft, not sexual or exciting in any way. No cc swipes or ball play at all when on my front, and she used a mixture of cream and oil which lathered up a lot so she  couldnt get any real traction on me. (It was a bitch to get off in the shower afterwards). I was getting grumpier towards the turn-over knowing this wasn’t going to be memorable, maybe the tug would be incredible... no. More “soapy” oil on my front - ages to get hard - started down the sides of my groin, a few ball touches as she swept by - here we go... and the finale was basically “tug”. A weird sort of a grab on my cock and balls as if she was trying to pull everything apart: hand stroking balls downward as other hand stroking cock upward. Not really a “wank”. Not unpleasant but weird. Thankfully Managed to pop quickly as the ambience was just off.


Neutral from me. Good looking lass, (underneath the plain Jane presentation), and great body, but no atmosphere, no conversation, poor massage and clunky finish. She’s only here two more days before going home, said she may return. Sadly I won’t.  :(

Verdict 4/10

TLDNR: good looking woman, cracking body, poor massage with lather-y soapy oil, odd wank. Zero mood.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2019, 03:31:37 pm by Shame »

Offline Massagetugga

Was a NEG from me for pretty much exactly the same reasons. As you say in the flesh she was disappointing and could easily have looked a bit more sexy with minimal effort.

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Offline Shame

Yeah mate. Totally agree. I gave it a neutral coz she didn’t actually do anything wrong per se, she did massage, did the HE, and comms and flat were good. Just zero engagement, and awkwardness. Maybe others would enjoy.  :hi: