External Link/Members OnlyWas told about this place and found advert on gumtree. I was going to somewhere near the London Road so booked an hour £45. They asked me if I knew where it was but I had the address so said yes.
So Comms really easy
Turned up and went to the wrong door... Follow the sign and and the entrance is easy to find with a door at the side rear of the building.
Let in by a very attractive Asian lady to find another lady (English looking) waiting inside. These two left before my massage started.
Asked to wait and shown in to room that was just big enough for the massage table, but was told if I waited 5 mins the other room would be free and had far more room. After a hearing some goodbyes from the other side of the door, it was opened and another Asian looking lady came in. Not a stunner but pleasant enough.
Shown in to the larger room (it had 2 massage tables in it) and asked to strip off.
Not overly warm and no towel, so being the plonker I am, I kept my boxers on. The Asian Lady (I didn’t get her name, and her English was not brilliant) moved my boxers up and down all through the massage.
Not a great massage but adequate and she concentrated on my back and shoulders, with a few minutes spent on my legs.
After about 30 mins of this pretence she whispered something which I had to get her to repeat 3 times before I understood, did I want more than a massage. Saying yes my Boxers were removed by her in record time. She then asked if I wanted her nude as well, but I didn’t really fancy her enough so declined, she may of course be to others taste.
£20 agreed for hand job and away she went. Not bad but had better. After I came she cleaned up and washed her hands before returning to massage my head.
On the hour she told me my time was up and left.
Did I enjoy it enough to go back, NO, Hence the Neutral review. There are 2 other massage parlours I have been to in Wycombe (and reviewed) that give better massages and seemingly offer more services, although had I said yes to her being naked more might have been offered, and if this is like the other 2 places the ladies change every few weeks anyway.