So, having come across a post about Zeus Spa and having subsequently noticed it whilst driving past on one occasion, my attention had been aroused.
Popped in on Wednesday evening.
Location:
As mentioned in other reviews, the Spa in on a main road just off the Slough High street. There are signs just after the venue to a car park on the left if you pass through a residential street. That is closed. There are some paid Ringgo parking spaces on the main road around 40 metres from the entrance if you drive just off the high street. It's free after 5pm.
The venue is situated on a busy dual carriage way with lights ahead. Alot of passing traffic. But, I've not noticed this location or it's previous occupation in the 12 plus years in the area so can't imagine many would stare across. The plus point is that you are unlikely to get mugged going in or coming out!
Venue:
Entering the front door, there is a small window to the right which is tinted out with a buzzer next to it. I pressed on that and the main door was opened in front by a guy in his late 50's to early 60's. That took me a little by surprise. Ahead is a tiled walkway with entrances either side to the jacuzzi, saunas and showers. To the immediate left is the reception area.
Once in, i was immediately greeted by a blonde romanian 3/10 in the looks department woman. She was wearing a white towel. To be honest, at that point i was looking to ask who was in and if it were her alone i was to be out.
The chap who had let me in muttered 'are you after just the massage?' to which i responded yes. The lady then looked and smiled to which i asked who else was in. She called out in what i assume was the Romanian language. 2 other females came across. The place is lit with led and fluorescent'ish type lighting.
I now had 3 females in front of me and there was no other sound at the place. It was around 19:00 at this point. Of the 2 girls, one had dark hair, very slim and a tattoo. Ok'ish looking but not enough to tempt me to stay to be honest. The other looked maturer but had blond'ish streaks and was short but a vixen type. The hottest of the three. I opted for the third girl who i now know to be Ruby. I'd guess she is very late 30's to early 40's and this becomes more obvious in close up in the room. Around 5'3, athletic build but with a slight tum. A pretty face however.
The experience:
I paid the guy £45 for the half hour topless massage session. I was given my £5 change and followed Ruby. We passed the jacuzzi which was unoccupied. I was the only person in the building. We went into a room that had wooden cladding and a couple of massage tables. Ruby asked me to undress fully and put my clothes onto the table nearest the door. I did so. She dropped her towel to reveal slightly enhanced breasts and a clean shaven genital area. Onto the massage table that was covered in a replaceable paper covering. She began rubbing on the oil. I was on my back with my face through the small hole in the table through which i could barely make out her feet.
Ruby talked about her business. She has alot of return customers and works 5 days a week. She is off on Fridays and Sundays. The massage was very good. A not too sticky oil was used. Good attention to the upper body and legs. The session went on for 20 mins with no CC swipes down below. She allowed me to rub her legs and bum as she passed each time. After this she asked me to turn over. Immediately she poured a large amount of oil onto my privates and began a tug. She stood wierdly at arms length and full stretch. I was sort of leaning over to touch her tits. Her legs were closed tight. I asked if i could touch her pussy to which she said onky the front and no fingers. Asked if she does anything else, she smiled no, just happy endings and massage. She continued the tug whilst allowing me to touch the tits and just the front of her pussy. Again, she was at arms length. Each time i looked up and made eye contact she winked at me and made facial expressions. A tad too fake for me. The session barely lasted another 2 mins and i exploded.
Ruby tells me she has 80% return visitors and was proud to say that she is the busiest girl at the venue. I can see why, there isn't any competition.
Her phone then rang and a pic of a couple of kids came up, presumably hers but she denied that to be the case. Not my business and i don't really care.
The service was good. Would i return? Well, probably, yes. It's convenient and the tug was decent. I'd preferred a bj in the mix but hey ho. Would i do the whole spa thing for an extra £20? No, not really. The place is effectively a rub and tug joint and everything else appears artificial. I don't really fancy the whole sitting in the jacuzzi thing waiting for the massage if i can just go in and have it then walk away. Else, i'd be sharing the jacuzzi potentially with others with hardons with the same motive. The girls of course have the same motive, make the extras.
I do hope they get some more girls in as i'd like to try someone else too. In terms of massage, to be fair, it was very good. For £45 a good massage and a tag isn't bad at all. My only point of comparison is Sala Thai where Mimi gives a very poor massage but makes up for it with a great HE.
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