Heather Pleasure - Edinburgh

[BaronVonProdger]

£80hh

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Excellent comms, initial text, then asked to phone to confirm. Texted the address and told to phone on arrival, just off Leith Walk.

Discreet, not really, but a nice cosy clean fairly empty flat. Shower offered and excepted, glass of water waiting for me, nice touch.

Physically she is beautiful, tall, slim, long dark hair, great legs, small pert tits, and perhaps the nicest ass I’ve ever seen. Incredible soft perfect skin, not a blemish or spot in sight.

Started off with sum excellent french kissing, then laying on the bed some ow, deep throating as she goes, then sum ro, followed by mish, doggy style and then onto prone bone. Could tell she didn't like the mish, maybe too intimate for her, eventually in doggy she just hide her head between the pillows, must be a coping mechanism. However this does give you a chance to see her amazing ass again and her beautiful little asshole. Popped in the bag and we lay in an embrace for a few mins, her playing with my chest hair.

So why a neutral, well its the completely disengaged service, I totally echo the reviews and comments of others saying how quiet she is, disinterested, bit like a mannequin, female Patrick Bateman and so on, all of which is true.

I know she doesn’t really want to fuck my ugly mug, but a good wg can at least pretend that she does. From the moment she started kissing me to when I asked for a shower at the end she didn’t say a word. 55mins is along time with no communication at all.

Fucking Heather Pleasure is like seeing into the future 50yrs down the road when they finally perfect life like sex robots. It looks like a women, it feels like a women, but somewhere deep down inside you know its not quite human. 

R

[Dogbreath]

I know what you mean, I had a very similar experience with her ( review to follow).  I’m not a great talker myself, but sometimes the silence was deafening! ( I know, I’m expected to say here that she couldn’t talk with her mouth full.)

[Easygoingdude]

The most boring punt ever........in my experience

[Deadpool1]

Sounds like a pump and dump

[Edinburghdanny]

Did she used to be near meadows.

If so would echo everything said. Great body but most boring punt ever

[Forthports]

Did she used to be near meadows.

If so would echo everything said. Great body but most boring punt ever

Yes, that’s Heather, not far from Sick Kid’s. I can remember lying there getting a blow job from a beautiful young woman and wondering why it was so boring. That may have been the time I realised how important a decent attitude and positive vibe is to a successful punt.

[Name Not Found]

It must be well over 10 years since I saw her and it was just the same back then. How the hell has she managed to keep going doing something she clearly hates for so long and, maybe more importantly, why? 

[BaronVonProdger]

It must be well over 10 years since I saw her and it was just the same back then. How the hell has she managed to keep going doing something she clearly hates for so long and, maybe more importantly, why? 

For the money of course, she most likely enjoys the cash it brings in, but has been out of civvy street for so long she couldn't go back to a regular job, paying half decent money. She's not going to go from a grand a week or more back to stacking shelfs at morrisons. So she carries on, knowing her looks will one day vanish and an almighty crash will happen.

Don't want to sound like a fluffy but last time a saw her a couldn't help feel a wee bit sorry for her. That fake plastic smile that she puts on just as you come out the shower, you almost feel like your violating her, it doesn't make you feel good about yourself afterward.

[Walternate]

For the money of course, she most likely enjoys the cash it brings in, but has been out of civvy street for so long she couldn't go back to a regular job, paying half decent money. She's not going to go from a grand a week or more back to stacking shelfs at morrisons. So she carries on, knowing her looks will one day vanish and an almighty crash will happen.

Don't want to sound like a fluffy but last time a saw her a couldn't help feel a wee bit sorry for her. That fake plastic smile that she puts on just as you come out the shower, you almost feel like your violating her, it doesn't make you feel good about yourself afterward.

That sounds fucking grim.

[Davidwill]

it is a good review, but She is still nice to have a relaxing chat.....

[Jock D]

it is a good review, but She is still nice to have a relaxing chat.....

Member of this forum since June 2016, your contribution has been the sum total of 3 posts...all within the last week...and not one of them of any value whatsoever.

Total waste of space.

[Ally McFeel]

Fucking Heather Pleasure is like seeing into the future 50yrs down the road when they finally perfect life like sex robots. It looks like a women, it feels like a women, but somewhere deep down inside you know its not quite human. 

 

[James999]

Member of this forum since June 2016, your contribution has been the sum total of 3 posts...all within the last week...and not one of them of any value whatsoever.

Total waste of space.

HArdly worthy of a report to Admin about, seriously just run and tell your Mum 

[Clattypats]

it is a good review, but She is still nice to have a relaxing chat.....

yip, I think you've nailed it!  ... 80 quid to have a nice "relaxing chat", wonder if it'll catch on...

Honestly, some people are stupid beyond belief...

[Jock D]

HArdly worthy of a report to Admin about, seriously just run and tell your Mum 

I did consult her...she felt I was quite within my rights to report yet another complete waste of space on the Scottish boards, as we seem to be inundated with them so far this year and they need to be flushed out. However, I now see the error of my ways and realize...I should have consulted you and not my mum.

Don't worry James...from now on, I will now pm you all my prospective posts for your approval