External Link/Members OnlyI was looking on Gumtree for a sensual massage and rang a few numbers but wasnt getting anywhere apart from one polish lady who was bubbly, chatty and friendly unlike some of them who cant seem to be bothered or are half asleep. She texted the Post Code and was based in Neasden. I asked if there was any photos available she said no but gave a description and said i wouldn't be disappointed !. As a back up i also looked on AW for girls available in the nearby area and spotted this profile so i rang the number and it sounded like the same girl and sure enough when she texted the Post Code it was the same. I dont know why she didn't refer me to the Adultwork profile. Anyhow liked the look of her and made a booking and off i go for an afternoon appointment.
The house is on the main road about 5-6 mins walk from the underground and you can be seen clearly by anyone driving past so not very discreet. She opens the door in the black dress shown in 2 of her profile pictures and i fancied her and definately the girl in the pictures. However, she was wearing a dour expression and conversation was brief and difficult(her english is not great) so clearly not the lady i spoke to on the phone. I had originally planned an hour's booking @ £100 but quickly decided to revise this to half hour at £60 as was not getting a good vibe. This was a good decision. She is reasonably attractive with lovely curves, pale skin and 2 large tatoos which are skillfully hidden on the profile pictures. Im sure she is Polish but the service had romanian tendancies. Her profile is also very untruthful ie;-
"oral w/o" (didn't even get asked condom went straight on);
"Interesting Conversation" ( you've got to be joking);
"warm smile"(never made an appearance);
"Deep French Kissing"(not a chance just reluctant lip pecks).
"Sex in all positions" (would only do Mish)
"I love the older man" (not this one !)
As she advertises on Gumtree(sorry cant find the link but calls herself Sue i think) i thought her massage skills would be ok but this just consisted of rapid hand movements across my back and lower back nothing sensual. I quickly got fed up with this and the fact she answered her phone (it was her young son)... at least she was brief !
She suggested oral and she reached for the condom. She then layed across me with her back turned so i couldn't see what she was doing so i asked her to sit between my legs which she didn't seem to understand but eventually did but to be honest bloody hopeless, too fast and too much hand. I quickly moved things on and we had sex in mish which was ok actually as she does have a lovely body and at least showed a bit of emotion and connection.
I think she is new to this business and probably wont be around long. I was very close to marking this as a negative but to be honest i have had worse meets and give her the benefit; others may have more spark than i had with her. She is ok for a pump and dump and reasonably priced.
