Author Topic: Epsom Chinese Massage  (Read 3499 times)

Offline tomato sauce and waffles

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The place is 10 minutes from Epsom railway station. It's located among a row of shops. The massage room is clean and tidy. It has a shower inside too. I was given clean towels. They have a professional massage table, with fresh paper sheets placed on.

The masseuse I met was called Coco. She's around 5'5" tall. Jet black hair. Her body is in the size 8-10 range. She has small firm B cup breasts, with thick protruding brown nipples. She looked anywhere between 30-36. Facially, I thought she looked good. I found her to be very friendly and cheerful. I got along with her well. She said she'll be in Epsom for another week, then she'll be gone until May.

The massage I received felt good. She started off working my back with oil. She worked my neck, shoulders, arms, hips, legs, all the way to my ankles. It was hard massage, she dug into my body. Then she took her top off and started rubbing her upper body on me. She got me to turn around and continued rubbing her upper body on me. Then started giving me a handjob, which was good. She was okay with my touching her bum and breasts. After a while, I came while she was wanking me off and I was sucking on her nipples.

There's some confusion with the price. I came in looking for a 1 hour full body massage for £40, but she told me it would £40 extra. She told me I could only get a massage for 30 minutes, which she stated cost £30. She noticed I had another £20 on me (along with the £40 given), so she decided to take that. So, all together I paid £60 for a 30 minute massage with hand relief. It didn't bother me, because it was a good service, but I was expecting a 1 hour full body massage, with her completely naked. To be honest, I never fully understood what she was saying, so maybe it's just me not understanding the service and pricing. Apart from that, I enjoyed myself.

BigBoi1955

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I always thought the great thing with this shop is that the pricing is standard among all the girls so you didn't h It is £20 for a HE and £40 for B2B. The basic massage is £30 for 30 minutes and £60 for an hour. My only (slight) complaint with pricing is that I think the half hour cost should be £25 but otherwise its a VFM establishment.

You should have paid £50 not £60 for the service you received. I also saw CoCo last week (see separate thread) and the prices hadn't changed

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Must have seen you coming. £30 for 30 mins + £20 he total £50 extra £20 for b2b

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£60 was right. £30 for the massage and £30 for the extras - she was topless and allowed touching of her body and sucking her breasts, so not just the HR at £20.

The OPs explanation of pricing is certainly confusing, though, and he clearly doesn't understand how the shops operate.
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£60 was right. £30 for the massage and £30 for the extras - she was topless and allowed touching of her body and sucking her breasts, so not just the HR at £20.

The OPs explanation of pricing is certainly confusing, though, and he clearly doesn't understand how the shops operate.

Yes £60 was right. I missed the bit we're he said he was sucking on her nipples so obviously more than just a regular hand job. Topless HE is £30

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I always thought the great thing with this shop is that the pricing is standard among all the girls so you didn't h It is £20 for a HE and £40 for B2B. The basic massage is £30 for 30 minutes and £60 for an hour. My only (slight) complaint with pricing is that I think the half hour cost should be £25 but otherwise its a VFM establishment.

You should have paid £50 not £60 for the service you received. I also saw CoCo last week (see separate thread) and the prices hadn't changed

Thanks for the info.

She gave me a business card and it had the £25 half hour price crossed out and replaced with £30. I'm assuming the £30/£40/£65 price is all for a standard massage, anything more you have to pay and extra on top. So, it's probably just me not understanding the pricing/service.

Regarding HE price, maybe she charges her regular clients £20 and her new clients £30.

£60 was right. £30 for the massage and £30 for the extras - she was topless and allowed touching of her body and sucking her breasts, so not just the HR at £20.

The OPs explanation of pricing is certainly confusing, though, and he clearly doesn't understand how the shops operate.

You're right. As I said above, I must've misunderstood the pricing/service list. No worries, still a good service at the price charged.

Thanks for the info.
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BigBoi1955

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Regarding HE price, maybe she charges her regular clients £20 and her new clients £30.


No its £20 for everyone. You got access to the tits and nips so a further £10 on top.

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No its £20 for everyone. You got access to the tits and nips so a further £10 on top.

Okay, I see.

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I think I've seen her at lcl massage in Horley. Really thick big nipples. Was wearing a cute tartan mini skirt. Very girly and giggly
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I think I've seen her at lcl massage in Horley. Really thick big nipples. Was wearing a cute tartan mini skirt. Very girly and giggly
That's a reasonable description of CoCo

Offline Pocoyo

This review smells fishy.
That place in pound Lane is a fucking dump. The massage table smells of piss.
The girls are usually howlers.

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This review smells fishy.
That place in pound Lane is a fucking dump. The massage table smells of piss.
The girls are usually howlers.
That is your one contribution to this website in the six months since you joined. Why do you think the review is fishy? I've given a positive review to this place as well, do you think that is fishy too?
I agree the shop isn't a five star spa but it is well priced and consistent with no haggling. If you want better quality shop fittings go to an establishment that charges £50/hr or more.