So I'd already had a shag earlier in the week, and fancied a rub-down following a recent skiing trip. I also thought I'd look for somewhere new and over the border from my usual patch. Searched Gumtree Rochdale and about 7 came up. I chose this one:
External Link/Members OnlyI'm not sure what drew me to this ad, 2 quotes seemed to jump off the page:
I am amazing and beautiful and I give only the best Thai Massage Make that call now to book. My therapy room is from home, it’s relaxing and warm.Sometimes I never learn
I'm never always keen at walking into a shop-fronted place, particularly if there's alot of footfall about, so a home visit seemed good to me.
Comms - I sent a text requesting a location and what time available. Now this is where you question the command of English. 1st reply after about 15 mins is just the address. Not knowing the area was just a house number and road so seemed ok. Had to ask again what time available, reply was what time you want, now this happens alot and really gets me, why can't they just give out the next appt time, few secs later 'Free now'. So I reply I can get there in about 45 mins and so agreed.
Location - I pull up at the address given, look for the house no, and.....it's a shop-front, Palm Leaves at Manchester Road
Fortunately, the road itself is not a main road so no-one about.
Girl - well more lady, I realise that 'amazing and beautiful' is purely subjective, not necessarily off-putting but my expectations were younger and slimmer...
The massage - now this was actually quite good, and since I needed a good rub on my aching muscles, that's exactly what I got. Alot of pulling, stretching, pummelling and walking on me at times. Room was fairly small but big enough for a massage table and room to get round. She's on her own and phone was on the bed, playing the usual crap Thai relaxing music (why don't they think you can also relax to Led Zeppelin!!). Phone rang once which she answered, but although there were many texts she left it alone. Oil applied to legs, arse and back, and although there was touching of the tackle at various times, it was not as much intentional as accidental. Turnover and same to legs. Throughout a bit chatty but not overly, and not if you just want to lay there and relax.
When the inevitable question comes, I get to expect 'Would you like any extras' or 'Would
he like a massage', in this case rather abruptly 'Hand-job?', and the deed is done
. I went to feel her arse and she moved a little closer, I then moved my hand up her back inside her blouse and found no bra...so moved round to the front, not too keen on me grabbing her ample left tit but I came shortly after so it didn't last too long.
More than happy for me to return. Will I? for the massage no reason not to.
£35 for the hr + £20 for HJ
