Author Topic: Mary GILF Brazilian - Stratford  (Read 10647 times)

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Been on my list for a while and her profile always pops up on Vivastreet

Location: 5 mins from Stratford station, terraced housing, discreet.

Venue: Nice little place inside despite being in a run down area, decent bathroom, shower available however she needs stair rails quite dangerous walking upstairs/downstairs could easily fall if you aren't careful

Price: £60 for 30mins booking done over phone she appears to be very selective on who she meets

Appearance: 5ft7-8, size 12-14, 54 years old, curvy/thick tanned Brazilian found her very sexy can imagine in her 20s she must have been a real head turner (Probably explains why she doesn't have kids)

Services: Very friendly/welcoming, no clock watching. Went for an erotic massage, lots of french kissing/touching very sensual, lots of dirty talk then went onto BJ nice/prolonged sucking/licking balls OWO no CIM, finished on her tits. After had a nice chat she speaks 4 languages, doesn't have kids but talked fondly about her nieces. Has an English boyfriend, doesn't see black or Albanian guys.

Good value for money with a friendly/sensual/sexy mature lady would return



Offline unus669

Good review OP.

Did she say how she can tell a white man is an Albanian :lol: Do all Albanians have the same unique accent  :unknown:

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She only gives her door number after talking to her over the phone but she gives you her post code. If you sound dodgy, she won’t see you. I think she also looks outside her window can see the whole street.

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There will be plenty of Albanians clocking off from construction sites in and around Stratford.  You can always spot them in pubs there as they drink in big groups and with no 'outsiders'.

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She only gives her door number after talking to her over the phone but she gives you her post code. If you sound dodgy, she won’t see you. I think she also looks outside her window can see the whole street.

There is no logic in that. It still doesn’t explain how she can tell if a punter is Albanian :unknown:

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There will be plenty of Albanians clocking off from construction sites in and around Stratford.  You can always spot them in pubs there as they drink in big groups and with no 'outsiders'.

So if they turn up in construction gear, she asks them if they work in Stratford, they say yes and she says you’re Albanian, I cannot see you :dash:

The whole premise, that she doesn’t see Albanians, is stupid because she cannot realistically identify every one. Unless she insists on passports or birth certificates  :lol:

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So if they turn up in construction gear, she asks them if they work in Stratford, they say yes and she says you’re Albanian, I cannot see you :dash:

The whole premise, that she doesn’t see Albanians, is stupid because she cannot realistically identify every one. Unless she insists on passports or birth certificates  :lol:

I've been asked if I am Turkish for the same reason I assume (ie more than one bad experience).

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There is no logic in that. It still doesn’t explain how she can tell if a punter is Albanian :unknown:

If she's from B&H she'll recognise an Albanian accent. She'll want to avoid Albanians as they are seriously vicious and ruthless, in the sex trade and other criminality.

I'd expect you to recognise a Scottish or Welsh accent, so we might expect her to recognise an Albanian one.
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Offline Sunny

She’s 100% Brazilian, smart lady speaks Italian, Spanish, Portuguese and English

Told me she has called the police many times and been to the police station to report Albanian/Black men because they have tried to steal money from her, tried to have sex with her without a condom and been physically violent towards her. The area she’s located is quite dodgy

If you have a British accent and speak well on the phone she will be ok with you. I think she avoids Eastern Europeans , Africans, guys with foreign accent etc






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She’s 100% Brazilian, smart lady speaks Italian, Spanish, Portuguese and English

Told me she has called the police many times and been to the police station to report Albanian/Black men because they have tried to steal money from her, tried to have sex with her without a condom and been physically violent towards her. The area she’s located is quite dodgy

If you have a British accent and speak well on the phone she will be ok with you. I think she avoids Eastern Europeans , Africans, guys with foreign accent etc

WTF!!!!!!!
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If she's from B&H she'll recognise an Albanian accent. She'll want to avoid Albanians as they are seriously vicious and ruthless, in the sex trade and other criminality.

I'd expect you to recognise a Scottish or Welsh accent, so we might expect her to recognise an Albanian one.

Micheal Gove is Scottish, does he have an accent? I have Welsh relatives, who all have London accents.

Like I said, it’s a stupid premise aka wg’s logic :dash:

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Micheal Gove is Scottish, does he have an accent? I have Welsh relatives, who all have London accents.

Like I said, it’s a stupid premise aka wg’s logic :dash:

I think it is one of those who base their decision that the ones with deep accents in the group she chooses not to see are the uncouth lot ... there is a British Indian WG who has put on her profile I don’t see guys (assume she is referring Indian punters) with strong accents.

I am also assuming and it is a strong assumption on my part is probably trying to weed out black guys who have caused her drama and she has probably developed in her mind they all fit into a certain “box” in terms of how they speak or look.

Always a sensitive subject.
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I think it is one of those who base their decision that the ones with deep accents in the group she chooses not to see are the uncouth lot ... there is a British Indian WG who has put on her profile I don’t see guys (assume she is referring Indian punters) with strong accents.

I am also assuming and it is a strong assumption on my part is probably trying to weed out black guys who have caused her drama and she has probably developed in her mind they all fit into a certain “box” in terms of how they speak or look.

Always a sensitive subject.

I used to see Curvyindianprincess in Leicester she would refuse to see Indian foreign men or freshies because they would harass her outside her flat/get the cheapest price/take money back after having sex with her. She’s an ex cop and would deal with them severely




Offline DonDickDraper

The interesting things here is that she’s identified the white men who gave her problems are being Albanians and has decided to only restrict those particular white men, whereas it’s harder for her to tell what specific nationality or ethnicity a particular black guy might be so she’s targeted all of them. If she could tell apart black men and the issues were being caused by one particular nationality then maybe she’d have ‘No Nigerians’ (just an example, no stress) or whatever instead? I find it very interesting.

How would she go about determining someone is Albanian if they don’t have an accent, say they’ve been raised in England? I understand she can’t just write ‘No white men’ because she’d lose most of her potential customers, but that’s the only way she’d be able to weed out all Albanians.
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The interesting things here is that she’s identified the white men who gave her problems are being Albanians and has decided to only restrict those particular white men, whereas it’s harder for her to tell what specific nationality or ethnicity a particular black guy might be so she’s targeted all of them. If she could tell apart black men and the issues were being caused by one particular nationality then maybe she’d have ‘No Nigerians’ (just an example, no stress) or whatever instead? I find it very interesting.

How would she go about determining someone is Albanian if they don’t have an accent, say they’ve been raised in England? I understand she can’t just write ‘No white men’ because she’d lose most of her potential customers, but that’s the only way she’d be able to weed out all Albanians.

The NBA debate has raged on here for ages and even just this weekend I've seen a few profiles which mention "bad experiences in the past" and no offence intended etc. It's their call really.

I don't know what or how many bad experiences Mary has had with Albanians but they are plenty around Stratford so perhaps she's had enough to form a view.  Granted she'd not be able to tell many from a Montenegran or a Macedonian (who would be as likely to scam or beat her up, though there's a lot less of them) so it's a crude mechanism but one she feels comfortable with (or more safe with).  Usually it's the Lithuanians (not the Latvians or Estonians, just the Lithuanians) who get a bad rap around there.

If only Albania's GDP was measured by the cost of designer gear worn by most of its expats is all I can say.

Offline Fitzjew

There will be plenty of Albanians clocking off from construction sites in and around Stratford.  You can always spot them in pubs there as they drink in big groups and with no 'outsiders'.

And so do Romanians

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And so do Romanians

Goes without saying.  Though I don't see them drinking in gangs of 10 like I do Albanians.

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The NBA debate has raged on here for ages and even just this weekend I've seen a few profiles which mention "bad experiences in the past" and no offence intended etc. It's their call really.

I see quite a few profiles now openly stating NBA on VS East London, I enquired to wg in the area and the first reply is "where are you from?", knew where that was going. Might be the case certain demographic in the area are causing trouble.

While it doesn't make sense logically especially when operating in a certain area but I can see why a wg would do a blanket ban.

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Offline JamesKW

So if they turn up in construction gear, she asks them if they work in Stratford, they say yes and she says you’re Albanian, I cannot see you :dash:

The whole premise, that she doesn’t see Albanians, is stupid because she cannot realistically identify every one. Unless she insists on passports or birth certificates  :lol:

Maybe she just assumes they are Albanian,maybe they are Romanian,alot of the builders at Stratford are EE.

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Offline Sunny

She will give you her post code through text but then when you get there you have to call her  to get her door number. If you sound African/Eastern European she probably won’t see you. She can see whole street from her window upstairs so she can see what you look like think that’s how she weeds guys out




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The whole premise, that she doesn’t see Albanians, is stupid because she cannot realistically identify every one. Unless she insists on passports or birth certificates  :lol:

She can see the whole street from her window upstairs so when you walk down the street and speak to to her over the phone she knows what you look like. So if you sound or look dodgy she won’t give you her door number




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She will give you her post code through text but then when you get there you have to call her  to get her door number. If you sound African/Eastern European she probably won’t see you. She can see whole street from her window upstairs so she can see what you look like think that’s how she weeds guys out

Very scientific :dash:

Lets hope most punters don’t use their wireless earphones while speaking with her and all her alleged Albanians don’t have British or even French accents :D

Stupid WG logic :dash:

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How is she facially? Any hidden surprises?

Also any access to any of her holes? Is full service an option or did you opt for owo only?

Cheers

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Saw her pre lockdown. Nice lady friendly. Chebs are pretty big and natural. She is tanned but does have a big stomach. Massage was a bit rubbish, didn’t last long and limited reachunders, allowed RO and plenty of fingering. Slipped on a Dom and was quite tight for her age. Very friendly and wanted to please. Worth £100 an hour but doubt I’d return. Not sure of extras as mine was a pretty vanilla pint.

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Saw her pre lockdown. Nice lady friendly. Chebs are pretty big and natural. She is tanned but does have a big stomach. Massage was a bit rubbish, didn’t last long and limited reachunders, allowed RO and plenty of fingering. Slipped on a Dom and was quite tight for her age. Very friendly and wanted to please. Worth £100 an hour but doubt I’d return. Not sure of extras as mine was a pretty vanilla pint.

Cheers mate, appreciated! As mentioned below, ad is gone. I ended up seeing another milf/gilf for a massage and fuck, will review soon...

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How is she facially? Any hidden surprises?

Also any access to any of her holes? Is full service an option or did you opt for owo only?

Cheers

Like a tanned sexier version of Colleen Nolan only seen her once

Looking around for more gilfs in North or east London but cheaper rates. Any of you lads seen any over 50s who do CIM without extra charge

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Like a tanned sexier version of Colleen Nolan only seen her once

Looking around for more gilfs in North or east London but cheaper rates. Any of you lads seen any over 50s who do CIM without extra charge

Says 46, but defo 50+... Stifflers mom vibe going on. But claims the local bengali badmans have ruined her. Some shocking stories  :manhater: be cool boys!

CIM for free  :dance: will review when i get a chance

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