Leonie33 - Stockport - Couldn't even get a boner

[fishy68]

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I'm not at all a frequent punter but I was in need of blowing a load and had seen the thread for blow n go. It was a question of timing and availability as much as anything and Leonie replied. Coms were fine and directions easy enough. Ok ish housing estate in Stockport and parking outside a local convenience store. All fine so far.

What I should have done was noted her profile more carefully.

Anyway, found the flat and was buzzed in. Friendly girl but my first impressions were the the place stank of smoke and to be honest she was a minger. Her profile pics don't really show enough but they also cannot possibly be current IMO.  She looked drawn and thin with ribs showing and her hair was like straw. Various wigs etc hanging up around the place.   I think I should have walked at the smell of smoke and havong seen her but she said "standing or lying" and I found myself lying on the bed and my cock in her mouth before I knew it.  Now she worked hard at trying to get me stiff and I shut my eyes and really tried hard to imagine someone attractive was sucking my knob but it just wasn't to be and my imagination would have needed to be on top form. I even helped myself out a bit but in the end we both conceded defeat.

Money wasn't asked for before and at the end she asked me to put it on the bed. I didnt have £25 only £30 which I put down and then asked for the £5 which she didnt have (my fault for not having correct £ but it was spur of the moment).   In the end as my performance , well there wasnt one - she said she would take £20 so at least fair play to her for that.

I cant fault her attitude but for me I definitely wont be back and if you don't want a smoke smell then steer clear too.

Neutral for me as her effort didn't warrant a negative even though it in no way accomplished what I wanted.

[Bustydusty]

Thanks for the review - big blow if u don’t cum

[george r]

would have been a negative from me 

[fishy68]

would have been a negative from me 

I debated that and it was borderline. Only went neutral due to her attitude which was fine.

[HungryJoe]

Brings to mind a blow n’ go I’d arranged a few years ago. I knew from the pictures on the AW profile that she wasn’t particularly attractive but I needed to blow my load and she was very nearby. When I got there, she was much bigger than expected but it was her rotten teeth that ruined it. I handed her £20 and did my best to keep my eyes closed and think of someone else but it wasn’t to be. She tried hard but I got nowhere near turned on so after a few minutes I just said we’d leave it there. I didn’t say anything about the money, I figured maybe she’d put it towards a trip to the dentist but couldn’t bring my self to say that to her.

Best of luck next time mate.

[HungryJoe]

I’d recommend Lexi in Gorton. The house isn’t tidy but is acceptable for a £20 blow n’ go. I know she is difficult to get hold of but send her a WhatsApp early doors and she’ll usually get back to you. She gives a seriously good blow job.

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[samneil15]

I’d recommend Lexi in Gorton. The house isn’t tidy but is acceptable for a £20 blow n’ go. I know she is difficult to get hold of but send her a WhatsApp early doors and she’ll usually get back to you. She gives a seriously good blow job.

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I concur, just get your fucking jabs before and after you go- It is an absolute shit hole

[HungryJoe]

I concur, just get your fucking jabs before and after you go- It is an absolute shit hole

I do a lot of work for social housing, if you think Lexi’s place is bad I’ll take you on a tour of absolute filth and not the kind worth paying for. Lexi’s doesn’t smell and the carpet has definitely been hoovered this year.

[goldwing1]

I do a lot of work for social housing, if you think Lexi’s place is bad I’ll take you on a tour of absolute filth and not the kind worth paying for. Lexi’s doesn’t smell and the carpet has definitely been hoovered this year.

I work for a social housing provider, ours are top notch, and the  only way you can get one is by way of a referral by a local authority or another social housing provider.

[Bustydusty]

Not sure what social housings got to do with the price of fish - hers is private  I thought - either way she definitely gives a great blowjob (been many times - asked me to push her head right down when I was cumming  )

[Briddy]

I’d recommend Lexi in Gorton. The house isn’t tidy but is acceptable for a £20 blow n’ go. I know she is difficult to get hold of but send her a WhatsApp early doors and she’ll usually get back to you. She gives a seriously good blow job.

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used to have bareback listed on likes

[samneil15]

I do a lot of work for social housing, if you think Lexi’s place is bad I’ll take you on a tour of absolute filth and not the kind worth paying for. Lexi’s doesn’t smell and the carpet has definitely been hoovered this year.

Mate, that sounds grimm!!! If the carpet has been hoovered once a year it's not classed as a shit tip??? I actually never saw the living room and there was no carpet in the bedroom- Just the wooden joists to enjoy against my bare feet 

No way it's a private house in that area.

[Bustydusty]

Mate, that sounds grimm!!! If the carpet has been hoovered once a year it's not classed as a shit tip??? I actually never saw the living room and there was no carpet in the bedroom- Just the wooden joists to enjoy against my bare feet 

No way it's a private house in that area.

Pretty sure it’s a private rental

[cueball]

For me, a skinny lass is a turn off, I'd rather have em meaty than thin as a rake.

Thanks for the review op... I'll not be following you 

[Deepstroker]

I must admit ive had my eye on Lexi for a while and have been seriously tempted but ive read this smoke and filth thing before about her and i just had a gut feeling it would turn out bad. To me, if a woman cant keep a clean house then what about the rest of her?? Shame really as her profile looks quite hot..

[Workinggal]

well   having read your reports i do try to  put things right that are wrong and that i  have control over    i read a review a while bk that said place stank of smoke    i put in plug in air fresheners but obviously i cant win em all one review last week says place stank of smoke the other one day after says no smell of smoke    number 1 issue sorted  deceptive photos the ones in my private gallery about 9 months old but have lost some weight as stated in my profile  new photos coming this week  issue number 2 sorted   one review says nice hair  and nice petite body the other says like straw  obviously one of these reviews is from  the gentlemen i wont see any more i wont say which one has he pesters me all the time 131 messages in 6 hours i blocked him and added his number to saffe and client eye    i also have no control  over   that  you come to me and  are overweight   and  smell of sweat  and have taken  drugs  when you get here this is being polite  has for the person who said i am a minger your choice to walk  i didnt find you attractive at all  and i was praying for it to be over and done with too  i will try my best to accomadate  and improve things  but please can you do the same ie wash b4 service or use by bathroom and please try using that fiver   to either eating healthy food or put it towards a gym membership  we dont find all our clients attractive although some are and some are  but some are absolutely  minging in ur words we also have to put up with timewaster   rude aggressive  men  people who try to get of on calls or texts for free  people who steal  and people who try to push boundaries and in no way am i calling u all or saying u are all the same i have met some lovely men   but just remember u can  walk away   once accepted we cant turn u down anyway rant over   lets see who the gentlemen are and who the arseholes are  lol i allready know 2 on here and il bet  they  both  have some nasty comments to make       

[Workinggal]

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[Clitheroelad]

well   having read your reports i do try to  put things right that are wrong and that i  have control over    i read a review a while bk that said place stank of smoke    i put in plug in air fresheners but obviously i cant win em all one review last week says place stank of smoke the other one day after says no smell of smoke    number 1 issue sorted  deceptive photos the ones in my private gallery about 9 months old but have lost some weight as stated in my profile  new photos coming this week  issue number 2 sorted   one review says nice hair  and nice petite body the other says like straw  obviously one of these reviews is from  the gentlemen i wont see any more i wont say which one has he pesters me all the time 131 messages in 6 hours i blocked him and added his number to saffe and client eye    i also have no control  over   that  you come to me and  are overweight   and  smell of sweat  and have taken  drugs  when you get here this is being polite  has for the person who said i am a minger your choice to walk  i didnt find you attractive at all  and i was praying for it to be over and done with too  i will try my best to accomadate  and improve things  but please can you do the same ie wash b4 service or use by bathroom and please try using that fiver   to either eating healthy food or put it towards a gym membership  we dont find all our clients attractive although some are and some are  but some are absolutely  minging in ur words we also have to put up with timewaster   rude aggressive  men  people who try to get of on calls or texts for free  people who steal  and people who try to push boundaries and in no way am i calling u all or saying u are all the same i have met some lovely men   but just remember u can  walk away   once accepted we cant turn u down anyway rant over   lets see who the gentlemen are and who the arseholes are  lol i allready know 2 on here and il bet  they  both  have some nasty comments to make     

Punctuation would help. Just a tip. I gave up reading that after a couple of lines.

[Workinggal]

ok point taken  not very good at it but thanks any way i can take criticism , like i have said i will try to put things right that i do wrong.  You are right though thanks .

[samneil15]

ok point taken  not very good at it but thanks any way i can take criticism , like i have said i will try to put things right that i do wrong.  You are right though thanks .

Props for the response and making improvements- Might have to make a cheeky visit myself at some point.

[Bustydusty]

Props for the response and making improvements- Might have to make a cheeky visit myself at some point.

It’s a hard life trying to find the best blowjobs...

[Workinggal]

hi busty  its hard doing them no pun intended lol,  everyone likes it different  slow, fast , sensual, rough , deep  or tongue  flicking  its like a cadburys creme egg, how do i eat yours 

[Bustydusty]

hi busty  its hard doing them no pun intended lol,  everyone likes it different  slow, fast , sensual, rough , deep  or tongue  flicking  its like a cadburys creme egg, how do i eat yours 

Slow and wet with plenty of tongue use - bit of ball play and a  finger up my bum helps 

[MW96]

I debated that and it was borderline. Only went neutral due to her attitude which was fine.

I put her down the same mate. I didnt manage to nut but thats because I rough housed her a bit. Youre right her hair feels awful/very rough but I guess she is one of those girls who you can afford to throat bang.

[Silva21]

I’d recommend Lexi in Gorton. The house isn’t tidy but is acceptable for a £20 blow n’ go. I know she is difficult to get hold of but send her a WhatsApp early doors and she’ll usually get back to you. She gives a seriously good blow job.

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.. It's only for 5 mins thou. That said, if she's decent I might not need longer.

[Bustydusty]

.. It's only for 5 mins thou. That said, if she's decent I might not need longer.

It’s a bit odd tbh that she does 2 different blow n go rates - I’ve been a few times but always the £20 one - you’re gonna be there til u cum