SCOTTISH.LUCY - Dunfermline

[Poopster]

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Moment of madness, needed to shoot my muck. 

Terrible punt, but I knew it would be after my first experience with her.

Apparently doesn't shag in 30 minute appointments but this isn't mentioned on her profile.  Just a fucking dire punt.  This girl talks and talks such utter drivel, doesn't like being touched, is incredibly condescending, isn't that good looking, has a weirdly fat mid section, but it's all academic as YOU'D NEED TO BE FUCKING INSANE TO HAVE A REPEAT VISIT TO THIS WEASEL.   

Guys please, please, if you learn nothing else today, learn this: do not go see Handjob Lucy of Dunfermline.  You'll leave cursing your stupidity. 

I can't believe I went back, I just can't fucking believe it. 

[Uncle Buck]

Unbelievable Poopster. You do make me laugh.

[Poopster]

Unbelievable Poopster. You do make me laugh.

Fuck off. 

[S.X. MacHine]

I cannot believe you did that!
Needed to shoot your muck? A handjob, a foot job, a blackfaced ewe, even a knothole in a barber shop floor, in fact ANYTHING, but NOT Lucy. 
You know the definition of madness? Doing the same wrong action over and over, hoping for a different outcome.
If we rated punters, you'd get a NEGATIVE for that one.
P.S. Does she still have the annoying cat?

[Happyjose]

Spotted this in her feedback. Classy

Member Not Active    29/07/2018 13:59    Seeking Services
     
Nice girl but felt misled as no sex in half hour booking yet I ask for a GFE! Her AW profile needs to be very clear that sex is only for 1 hour.
   
Response:    please refer to my 214 positive review. For a true representation. You cannot please everyone, and with your severe erectile dysfunction. You said you couldn't!

This from Fife's highest rated escort (her words)

[Poopster]

I cannot believe you did that!
Needed to shoot your muck? A handjob, a foot job, a blackfaced ewe, even a knothole in a barber shop floor, in fact ANYTHING, but NOT Lucy. 
You know the definition of madness? Doing the same wrong action over and over, hoping for a different outcome.
If we rated punters, you'd get a NEGATIVE for that one.
P.S. Does she still have the annoying cat?

I didn't see the fucking cat this time. 

[Massagetugga]

Fife's highest rated escort? From what I read on here in fife I'm guessing could be true

[Baristastip]

I haven't seen her.  It would be good if we could get a list together of all the other folk who have had a punt like this from Lucy.

1. Poopster
2. Karma 

[Poopster]

I haven't seen her.  It would be good if we could get a list together of all the other folk who have had a punt like this from Lucy.

1. Poopster
2. Karma 

You're a bit of a bellend, aren't you?

[FF2019]

Oh Poopster

[DickDiver]

Ah. Poopster, you should have just had an oily wank, at least you'd know you were going to get quality then.

At least that answers the question "how the fuck is hand job Lucy still in business?"

[Poopster]

To be fair, she does a good handjob. 

[Davey Dykes]

You know when you're really horny and have been there before? 

Maybe time to reread previous reviews you've made and all that.

I've just had a look at her previous on here, Jesus. There's some comedy gold in there, mainly the fact she's still managing to extract cash for her  alleged services.

[bigmike32]

I emailed her after the last review she got on here asking does she do more than handjobs. She replied she does in 1 hour bookings. But i will not see her again after our first and only meet. Poopster i feel your pain hoping she has changed for the better i bet you wont make that mistake again.

[S.X. MacHine]

Yes, bigmike, she did indeed allow me to shag her in the course of a one hour punt, but only with considerable cajoling on my part and with bad grace on hers. And a crap punt it was, too.
Possibly worse than her extreme reluctance to engage sexually, is her incessant bullshit chat. Oh, and the fucking wildcat in the bedroom which is possibly now, happily, deceased.
This happened six years ago when I was starting out in punting.
Just imagine getting Lucy on your first ever punt. How traumatic that would be; could scar apunter for life.

[Poopster]

I emailed her after the last review she got on here asking does she do more than handjobs. She replied she does in 1 hour bookings. But i will not see her again after our first and only meet. Poopster i feel your pain hoping she has changed for the better i bet you wont make that mistake again.

Well, life is a series of lessons.  The important thing isn't to avoid making mistakes, it's to avoid repeating them.  So while you could say I repeated a mistake, what I learnt is that a shitty first punt will lead to a shitty second punt. 

I'm trying desperately to find some sort of philosophy that can justify going back for a second time, but all I know for certain is that there is no twisted philosophy that can justify a third.

Again people: DO NOT GO SEE LUCY OF DUNFERMLINE, SHE IS A CON ARTIST.

[bigmike32]

Well poopster we all know that she is a con artist now i heard somewhere she has boasted how much she makes. Everybody will now avoid her.

[FF2019]

I can add that I have infact stuck my dick in her and it was in a 30 min booking.
Sadly that is as much of a review as I can give on it as she pulled it out to wank it for the next 28 mins 

I agree CON ARTIST

[M62B44]

Christ i wouldnt have taken you for someone to fall for her shite, surprised you never went to zara or someone else even.  Lucy was my first punt like 7 years ago or something before id even found out about this place.....

not put any reviews up cause ive not punted in like 2.5 years or something, not really feeling it as much these days.

[bigmike32]

If memory serves me right handjob lucy was my 5th punt or something in fife i had seen a few from the sunday sport then that bbw one flirty in fife was my first aw punt then lucy.

[Jake1980]

I can add that I have infact stuck my dick in her and it was in a 30 min booking.
Sadly that is as much of a review as I can give on it as she pulled it out to wank it for the next 28 mins 

I agree CON ARTIST

Same story for me except it was 56 minute handjob and 2 minutes of hovering her mouth above my cock doing nothing!

I’d rather have a wank with sandpaper than waste my money going back

[BaronVonProdger]

Hijacking this review, think I just became Scottish Lucys latest victim,  .

Was purely going off AW feedback which seems for the most part to be positive, wish I had found this site earlier. My experiences are very similar to the other reviews on here, endless chatting about the most inane subjects including a long rant about a stalker ex client. Which is a story I think she tells you on purpose, to warn you off. She let me touch her abit, then a dreadful hand job, using her spit as the lube  . Then maybe if am lucky 30secs of owo. The whole experience was so strange and unsettling that i couldn't even cum once, and that never happens to me.

As I got back in the car I just sat there in kinda shock, like wtf just happened. If you pay for the hour and you request the gfe then you'd  presume you'd get to bang her at least once  .

She seems abit unhinged, perhaps she has convinced herself that she is actually providing a good service. Or she's just running a scam. A mean imagine that was your first punt, that could put you off for life.

 

[Marvlus69]

Ok time to fess up...

Even after reading the reviews, I decided to visit her last week to see if they were true, well she was the only one who replied after sending out a few feelers on who was available..

Chit chat, more like shit chat..game of thrones, droll, crime scene bollox, how they’d find my dna if she got murdered.. well off putting.
And I’m guessing the same old story they all give....”I’m in the middle off doing my flat / house up so excuse the mess. Aye right love..

Did find her pretty and body looked ok, never saw the middle...

Handjob ok, few 20 seconds blow job, if you could call it that... wasn’t sensual or nice.

Will not be repeating even if my hands fall off and she’s the last working girl in Scotland.

[Poopster]

  

Oh guys, FFS.   

[jamesdean1964]

Ok time to fess up...

Even after reading the reviews, I decided to visit her last week to see if they were true, well she was the only one who replied after sending out a few feelers on who was available..

Chit chat, more like shit chat..game of thrones, droll, crime scene bollox, how they’d find my dna if she got murdered.. well off putting.
And I’m guessing the same old story they all give....”I’m in the middle off doing my flat / house up so excuse the mess. Aye right love..

Did find her pretty and body looked ok, never saw the middle...

Handjob ok, few 20 seconds blow job, if you could call it that... wasn’t sensual or nice.

Will not be repeating even if my hands fall off and she’s the last working girl in Scotland.

I never understand guys going to see girls after reading plenty of warning on here,  from numerous members of the poor service.
Are you expecting she has suddenly improved ? What your doing is keeping poor service providers in business. They will keep giving shit service as long we keep visiting them.

[BaronVonProdger]

Ok time to fess up...

Even after reading the reviews, I decided to visit her last week to see if they were true, well she was the only one who replied after sending out a few feelers on who was available..

Chit chat, more like shit chat..game of thrones, droll, crime scene bollox, how they’d find my dna if she got murdered.. well off putting.
And I’m guessing the same old story they all give....”I’m in the middle off doing my flat / house up so excuse the mess. Aye right love..

Did find her pretty and body looked ok, never saw the middle...

Handjob ok, few 20 seconds blow job, if you could call it that... wasn’t sensual or nice.

Will not be repeating even if my hands fall off and she’s the last working girl in Scotland.

Did you notice the walk in wardrobe filled with incredibly expensive designer clothes, thats what our money is paying for. 
Got to admire the brass neck on her.
 

[roderunner]

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Moment of madness, needed to shoot my muck. 

Terrible punt, but I knew it would be after my first experience with her.

Apparently doesn't shag in 30 minute appointments but this isn't mentioned on her profile.  Just a fucking dire punt.  This girl talks and talks such utter drivel, doesn't like being touched, is incredibly condescending, isn't that good looking, has a weirdly fat mid section, but it's all academic as YOU'D NEED TO BE FUCKING INSANE TO HAVE A REPEAT VISIT TO THIS WEASEL.   

Guys please, please, if you learn nothing else today, learn this: do not go see Handjob Lucy of Dunfermline.  You'll leave cursing your stupidity. 

I can't believe I went back, I just can't fucking believe it.

Thanks for the review Poopster, i must admit, i have hovered over her profile a few times during the years as a plan B, but always decided to keep the ££s in my pockets.

Its goes to show (In General), for the more experienced WGs especially, underlines the importance of putting newer reviews in for them even including positives. Some people don't because, they say it mirrors the other reviews. But some details of the punt for the next man may be a problem. Example being as poopster mentions NO sex in 30mins??WTPHUUUCK (i must have missed that if its on the profile) or even a WGs location i.e if its discreet, busy, or old tennements in rough areas. Things like, this WG chats much shit (as that could occur in a positive review also) and while it may be ok for some but may put others right off.

[subg]

I gave benefit-of-doubt neutral when I reviewed. Put it down to my own inexperience. But it was my worst punt. Could easily of been negative.

[Davey Dykes]

It can be changed if you so request. Better to do it on your own review though.

[subg]

It can be changed if you so request. Better to do it on your own review though.

On reflection, think I will ask. Thanks.