This punt emerged from a strange interaction on X where I was followed then followed back a pretty, large chested nymph who immediately dove into my DMs, sent a magnificent photo featuring her divine tatas and asked me where I was situated. I gave her a rough idea and she immediately fired back with her location which was two streets away from my actual address. That’s scary, right? I don’t have a photo on X and certainly don’t share my exact location. I said this is very random, I could be anyone or a loony, she said, just come round and fuck me hard! At that point I decided this must be a scam or a nutter and politely declined her invitation and blocked her. All this got me strangely horny, so I started searching….
Really fancied an experienced girl, one who would lick all the boxes like the good old days and deliver the kind of inclusive service that the younger girls generally charge extra for, ridiculous that some want £50 more for each treat that we used to enjoy in the price.
I’ve long admired Floretta
External Link/Members Only who is £300 for members but lack of reviews always worried me and extra charge for owo is ridiculous when your price is £600. I nearly took the plunge but my enquiry as to what her GFE services entailed was met with they include basically nothing and she wants £20 to kiss, hygiene dependant. I decided that she could fuck right off with an attitude like that and I decided to go Slavic rather than Hispanic, Eastern Europe has been my happiest hunting ground over the years.
Comms, Diva via Telegram, efficient and timely, booked in advance, details on the day.
Place, a large two bedroomed flat in the basement of a grand building in a posh square near the Natural History Museum, huge bedroom, big bed, large shower room ensuite, decor clean, functional, some nice cornicing, no mirrors, luxurious but bland, reflective of the punt.
Girl, stated at 28, enhanced 34C, green eyed blonde, size 8, 5 feet 5, 51kg, Ukrainian, non smoker, no tattoos or piercings, £300 for DFK, OWO, GFE, protected sex, £50 extra for cim or facial.
External Link/Members Only Action, I was hoping for engagement and performance at Natella levels, alas it was not meant to be. Greeted from behind the door by a beautiful Ukrainian MILF, we all know whore age 28 really means 35. She’s in a black see through Agent Provocateur teddy and g-string, teetering on killer heels, beautifully prepared and presented, looks like the hot lawyer that everyone wants to get hold of but most can’t.
She smiles, welcomes me, shoes off, into her suite, money onto the shelf, gear on the chair, shower offered and taken, clean though radiator dried towel which was a bit stiff and uncomfortable around my recently Veeted gonads.
Back out, we face each other, grope and kiss with average intensity, she asks what I like, I say a sexy girl friend experience, we undress, she sits on the bed and I present my cock to her.
Measurements and descriptions as per website. Body is impeccable apart from small under boob scarring, she’s a PT and it shows, but she’s in her 30s, gorgeous but a bit old, without the skin elasticity of a girl in her 20s.
She sprays my Jap’s eye with a non stinging disinfectant then sucks, licks, slaps, chews my balls, sucks, licks, slaps, chews my balls then sucks, licks, slaps, chews my balls some more, wet, but mechanical, onto the bed for more and it’s 15 minutes with corkscrew hand motion and hands free, it’s good but not outstanding.
I suggest a condom, she produces one, lubes up and jumps on for a bout of varied cowgirl, if feels nice but not sensational. I get close, ask for more oral and she finishes me with a flourish over her tits.
We both clean up and reconvene on the bed, she offer a massage, it’s passable, this leads to more kissing, more owo and eventually a standing finish over her tits after I ask her to look at me and stick her tongue out.
Chat, shower, go, it was all just a bit meh and ultimately underwhelming,
