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External Link/Members OnlyMilfily bouncing out of my m65 podging hotlist comes this lass. I'm an infrequent punter these days so with that fact I'm carrying a bit of budget. This lass was expensive (imo) at 140 quid for an hours fun but had an extensive likes list that caught my eye... Her wrong un was on the menu!
Comm's.... Email exchange and a swap of phone numbers sees me sorted for day,,time and Venue. Good comms, even though I suspected I'd been to that gaff before to see another lass.
Venue.... Nice, smart gaff on the outskirts of brierfield (I know, brierfield and smart don't usually go in the same sentence. There's plenty of free, out of eye shot parking. A good gaff for podging.
Looks..... Yes, the vague pics on her profile are her but face to face she's not as attractive as her profile belies. I'd put her age as around 50 and thin, not slim, thin. Not gym or exercise thin neither. A little disappointing given her rate at the time. But she's friendly and not scared to put her tongue down my throat.
The action..... I knock on at my given time to be answered by this dressed smart but conservative. I'm greeted by a big kiss then a unrelenting sprawl of jabba jabba jabba jabba. Bloody hell, this lass can talk.
Anyway, whilst she breathes in I manage to pay her and get my kit off. She can natter all she wants now, I'm stripping her and lapping away on her tits and pussy, knodding in agreement to whatever bollocks she were rabbiting on about.
To shut her up, I urge her to get stuck into sucking my pecker, her owo was ok, nothing earth shattering but it kept my wood.... She kept bloody stopping To talk which started to get on my nerves a bit.
On with the rubber (I'm getting to the stage where I have had enough if this lass now) and on she gets in cg... It were ok, grinding with intermittent snogs.
She then asks if I'm willing to bum her (maybe not in quite those words, but you get the idea), to which I reply "yes, my dear, I will gladly fuck your arse"
Doggy, bit of lube and I'm taities deep up her wrong un... I giggle to myself.... she's shut up... Just puffing, panting, groaning and squealing. I think To myself "fuckin bliss, I'm gonna pump your rusty sheriffs badge until you're cross eyed"
I must of spent about 20 minutes stuck up her back passage, there's nowhere else I want to be and decide to let my pop go, in my bag, up her wrong un.... I made her sweat though.
Popped, I slither out of her chocolate starfish and make tracks.... I can't be arsed with listening to her drivel, I only tolerated it earlier to get up her arse... I've been there now and want to make tracks.
To sum up.... Whilst she delivered her likes list accurately, she talked way too much drivelling plop (a well used time wasting excercise we all know), she's not as good looking as her profile would have you believe and she's over priced....hence the neutral.
This punt was the back end of last year, I'm not 100% sure of what I paid, it were either 140 or 160 quid.... I think it were 140
One more note... Her profile is down at the minute but I know it comes and goes periodically, she'll be back on, no doubt.
Would I recommend.... Narr
Would I return.... No, nothing to make me want a return to see her!
Topic: OpheliaMai in brierfield (Read 1402 times)