External Link/Members OnlyWas on my way to the gym yesterday and feeling horny, called everyone within a 20 mile radius nobody seems to work on a Monday! So the Oriental Massage was pretty much my plan Z. I was horny enough that even a happy ending would suffice so thought why not.
TL/DR: £60 for half hour massage, happy ending and head massage
CommsI called the number on profile and asked if available in 10 mins time, she says YES, I'd seen the building in Brampton before so I knew where to go. I turned up and just walked in and was greeted by the nice lady who was to give me the massage.
The girlShe was a bit bigger than most Chinese women I've seen, probably size 14 and quite pretty actually. She didn't bother undressing or anything but I didn't mind this time. She was very friendly and seemed warm natured.
The experienceI enter the room and she says its £30 for half hour massage. I say "I have £60" and she says "handjob?" and I say yes. Wasn't really in the mood for bartering for anything more and I on'y had £60 on me anyway.
I undress and lay on the table.. its great because it has a hole for your head so you can actually properly relax. She asks if I want medium or soft massage. I go for medium and she gives me a thorough massage on my back, arms, legs with occasional light brushes near my balls which is a nice touch considering its not a massively erotic massage.
Anyway I get very relaxed and forget about being horny and then she starts to move towards my arse and balls, using this brilliant technique with her nails softly around my balls. I start to get mega turned on and she reaches forward to feel him as well, at this point I'm lay on my front with my arse arched in the air but my legs are starting to give way. Thank god she asks me to turn over.
I was expecting a front massage but she just goes straight in for the cock, slowly massaging him (she puts a pillow under my head as well, cheers) her technique is simply out of this world, I completely relax and slowly inch closer and closer to blowing, I grab her arse just for that "something extra" to push me over, she steps a bit closer to me (as if to say go for it) and I end up exploding. It goes f*cking everywhere ! She was horrified at the mess.
Anyway she cleans me up with paper towel to get the oil off of my body and cleans my cock, then the best part follows...
She lays me down again, stands behind me and gives me a HEAD MASSAGE. Now I haven't ever had one of these and it was amazing. I felt like she was rewiring my brain. I left with such clarity like I could take on the world. This technique of rubbing my temples and stuff, jesus christ I'd pay just for that.
Anyway I left in a total daze but a happy man for £60. Sometimes I blow £60 on a dodgy punt and feel ashamed and want to cry. This was the total opposite.
