Now i know alot of you reading this will probably go boo-boo-boo...
But the point of the matter here is i only went "On the wonderful glowing reviews" i read on here..!!
And this is my experience of this Lady and my review and if it,s helpful to someone else etc...especially over 55,s..who may not like this..type of massage )
Anyway sent of a few text coms are very quick and easy,as everybody knows she has an end terrace house near the Centre of Atherton its very easy to find,pretty discreet and you just pop around the back and knock on the door (easy)
So i doth arrive, all good, greeted inside by Nid,who is a very attractive warm and charming Lady, a drink is offered and accepted a beautifully clean well kept house,we exchange pleasantries and then we nip off to the massage room.
I go inside she asks me to get undressed,i offer to do the paperwork,but she says no,pay later which i thought a nice touch..
So i am lying butt naked on this very nice massage table,the room is warm and cosy with candles and scent sticks burning merrily away,a small electric fan is wurirng away to oblivion and the rain and the howling wind are battering against the window pane outside...
" But i do not care as i am in Nirvana"..............................................But not for "Long"...........Yikes..!!!
She asks me to lay on my stomach...And i thought to myself geeze i am really looking forward to this..Then with all her weight (yes i know she is small but she is strong) (very) she leans on my shoulders and my shoulder blades,and then my upper back with all her might..i mean it was "agony" it really really hurt to say it was uncomfortable is putting it mildly.."Think of comedy sketch...were a guy thinks he,s going for a sexy massage and ends up with a 20 stone Greek man trying to snap him in too and your about there..it was as painful as hell.............And then she did the same to the back of my arms and my legs like that to...i think the "relax and rejuvenate" she has on her webpage was OFF that day..!! that day..!! I can understand mid massage someone getting a bit firm..but not straight off...seriously there was no pleasure in it at all....
Then she started whispering in my ear, (alot) did i want one or two...to be honest i wanted an ambulance bye then...so i just quipped one) the rest of the massage was very mechanical but not as painful,i was i believe the last punt of the day..The Happy ending...was just that...she kept trying to talk really dirty...and it just didn,t feel or sound right..a bit like asking a Thai girl to talk like a geordie...it just don,t work....so i was laughing more in dis-belief than anything else...
So that was my very disappointing punt with Nid...
I think it deserves a Neutral and not a Neg for these reasons...
She is a very nice attractive polite Lady,the house is spot on i got offered a drink and it was just fifty Quid
Would i go again
No..
Thanks for reading#
