External Link/Members Only£70 / 30 mins
I don't punt a great deal but when I do i make sure I have done my research, I'm not one for spur of the moment type punts.
I had booked Zelda / Ariel a few days in advance, I love Thais and the good feedback she was getting had me longing for the golden days of Lily, Shakira, Taiza, May-Lo etc. Then fate intervened and for various reasons I had to cancel our meeting the morning of the meet, leaving me frustrated and with full balls.
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What I should have done was listen to my brain and not my cock and replan for another day however I was horny... I had about 10 minutes before I had to switch my brain over to work mode so had a quick look at House of Divine, normally a decent plan B in these situations. No one really jumped out at me but before I knew it and despite a nagging misgiving I had made a booking with Helen
Nice enough location a 15 minute stroll from Victoria station, ground floor flat and opposite a care home of sorts. Rang the bell and was let in to a very smoky flat, quite unpleasant to be honest and not my cup of tea. Shown the room, given a glass of water and was told Helen would be 'right along'. My misgivings increased, I wasn't feeling this..
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4 minutes later (this is a 30 minute booking) and in walks Helen... instant soft-on...
I wasn't the least bit attracted to her, that's not to say she is unattractive, she is tall and has a good figure with large natural tits, it's just I found her unattractive. She looked like my sister-in-law, and my sister-in-law is the person I think about when I am balls deep in a gorgeous Thai and trying hard NOT to cum
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Spreading a towel onto the bed and flopping down she simply lay there for a long few seconds before I was compelled to join her, I handed over the cash and tried to focus on the task at hand. Nothing doing, my cock had already checked out. Slightly desperate to save the situation I suggested a massage to start things off. 'OK but I can't use any pressure because my shoulder is sore'
For fuck sake why do you have 'Massage' listed on your list of services then!
5 minutes of useless patting my back followed before I rolled over and asked for a blowjob, she straddled my legs, released her tits and leaned in for a kiss, which is when I discovered her breath was slightly smelly, even more of a turn off for me I'm afraid. By this stage I swear my cock was actually hiding but to her credit she tried hard to suck it back to life, my cock complaining all the way, but nothing doing. I stared at the ceiling trying to imagine it was a delightful Thai sucking my cock, I closed my eyes and thought of England, I remembered pounding the incredible Thai Lilly in doggy, I fondled her tits, all to no avail. Realising this wasn't going to happen, and with a sigh of relief from my cock I requested a shower to rinse the copious amount of lotion she had marinated my back in. I returned to the room to find it empty save for my stuff, got dressed and walked out.
A negative rating may be a little unfair considering I was the one who couldn't get it up but the smelly flat, bad breath, poor attitude and a performance as flaccid as mine wasn't good enough. Am I being unfair here? Yes I found her unattractive, we definitely didn't click but for £70 for 30 mins I expected more of an effort from her to revive the situation.
