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Author Topic: Harlequin of Amour  (Read 1062 times)

Offline Sar-Major

Right so this is where it went a bit “Pear Shaped”.  :scare:   As when I was waiting to see Ava arrive, I get a phone call from Amour saying that the lass I was supposed to see (Ella) had pulled a “Sickie” and wasn’t available, and reeled off a list of who was. Now trying to watch for Ava and think who was who on the website I chose Harlequin, who’d caught my eye once or twice. So I was back from another meeting and starting to get ready, I pulled up the website to look at Harly, and I noticed Ella still was showing availability for the day until 05:00 in the morning. So had they forgot to remove her availability, or had she got a more “Lucrative Job” elsewhere!!  :unknown:   :dash:  But I’m sure someone will probably let me know/explain soon.

1hr @£130 Out-call    External Link/Members Only

So it’s off to reception to see the arrival of Harly, well shock horror when she walked in. Someone needs a quiet word in her ear about her appearance.  :dash: As it looked like she hadn’t had a brush through her hair; her skirt was right up her arse, she was walking in heels that she nearly kept falling over on, and her Lilly White legs where all things to attract the attention of someone in the hotel.  :thumbsdown: However I follow her to my room and I say He’s Not In and the look of “Surprise” and I say because I’m here, and she laughs. Once in I take her coat and stump up the “Beer Vouchers”, so during a bit of small talk and some snogging, I ask “What do you like”, “Sucking Cock” was the reply, REALLY I said, Yeh, Really. Well get on ya fucking knees Pet, I said, and she did as I unleashed the snake and within seconds she was “Gobbling” away on the snake. I stood there for a good 10 minutes as she gobbled away, I slowly removed my kit. Over all it was good, but I did jump a bit, on a couple of occasions, when it got a tad “Toothy”.  :thumbsdown: So I get her up and she gets naked and we’re on the bed snogging away and I go south to repay the compliment, and she’s clean and fresh and it’s not long before she’s making all the right sounds. I couldn’t get her over the edge so I tried to slip a finger in, and did “Eventually” for all it was quite damp, it was awkward to find the entrance.  :unknown: ………. Well it was time for the Mac and she’s on top and finding it awkward to get the snake in. Once in she’s riding away in a bit of an “Out of Rhythm” way which wasn’t doing it for me, so I suggest Doggy and we go for that. Well I’m straight in and its good,  :thumbsup: I’m pounding away for what seemed ages before I started to feel the PONR cumming. So I suggest that she might like to finish me off with her mouth, she replied yes please. So a tactical withdrawal and the “Camouflage Cover” removed we lay on the bed, with her “Gobbling Away” on the “Snakes Heed”. Well yet again her timing was out a bit as she stopped and spoke to me as the snake spat it venom out,  :scare:  but that didn’t “Faze” her as she sucked the remaining venom out of the snake, and licked up the other venom from my belly and chest.  :thumbsup:

So after a few minutes rest and a cuddle Harly was up, washed and ready, and with a kiss goodbye she was gone.

Not sure I’d see her again, BUT if she UPPED her game and had a few positives then possibly Yes…………….  :rolleyes:
So thinking back, with “Hindsight” I should have waited until after my time with Ava and called the agency back when I was in front of my computer.

 :hi: :hi:
Banned reason: Fantasy reviews. Using UKP name to push boundaries and attempt bareback & stalker
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Offline The Outsider

Doesn't sound great. 

I once tried to book Harlequin for an outcall based on a recommendation from another Amour girl.  However she refused the booking because "she knows some people in my area".  Seemed a bit of an overreaction.  However, if she turns up at outcalls dressed like a stereotypical hooker, I may have dodged a bullet. 

Offline Shearer1955

Can't get them all right SM but @ £130ph you expect to hit the target most times...chalk it off as a near miss  :hi:

Offline Happynerd

She has a cracking body and been tempted a few times in the past. However of you log in to amour as a ViP she had (maybe still has but can't check right now) non-blurred face pics and that made her looks wise just not do it for me. Even in what should be glam shots I would agree with SM's comments on appearance.

Thanks for review!  :cool:

Offline daveev

You have to dom her and take what you want, she really gets in to that, not seen her for ages but i do find her different and sexy.

Online CELICA GT

Thanks for the review SM, not my cup of tea I'm afraid. Now I've had a few sherbets watching the toon, but she looks a bit like Gary Numan  :unknown:

Offline Sar-Major

Thanks for the review SM, not my cup of tea I'm afraid. Now I've had a few sherbets watching the toon, but she looks a bit like Gary Numan  :unknown:

Aye well that's the wonder of "Wobbly Pop" for you.  :thumbsup:  :D     

Definitely NO "Mon Amour", that's for certain matey.  :thumbsdown:

 :hi: :hi:
Banned reason: Fantasy reviews. Using UKP name to push boundaries and attempt bareback & stalker
Banned by: daviemac

Offline Sar-Major

Well I've got to admit, I'm surprised no one has contacted me and explained why Ella's profile was still showing "Availability" when she pulled a Sickie, on that "Fateful Night"  :scare:

 :hi: :hi:

Banned reason: Fantasy reviews. Using UKP name to push boundaries and attempt bareback & stalker
Banned by: daviemac