External Link/Members Only£100 for 1 hour
Fancied another Brazilian and didn't want to spend a shitload so thought I'd try Jade. I read the reviews from others on here before booking but went for it anyway. Booking was fairly easy, she sent me a text after I called her, I called her again and we arranged a meet an hour later
The locationA block of flats near Queensway, be aware there is a manned reception desk. She faffed me around a little as I texted her 10min before as agreed asking for the flat number but got no reply. I called her a few min past the hour and she sent me incomplete details so I then had to call her again when outside the building which was annoying
Upon arrivalJade looked like she'd woken up a short while before (when I booked basically). No makeup, underwear she probably slept in. No effort to glam up basically, no smiling. Still she was good looking enough, pics are accurate but she is a bit darker in real life and less cute. The flat is tiny with a steep set of stairs within leading to a mattress on the floor
The puntStripped off as instructed, starting feeling her up and immediately got the sense she doesn't do kissing so didn't even bother trying. Got hard soon enough, as she went down she reached for the condoms. I asked about OWO she said £20 extra, which I didn't pay for. The other reviews on here are spot on, her BJs are shit. Sort of sucks on the head a little but technique totally fucked. After a few min got bored so lay her down and sucked on her titties a little before licking her out. She has fake tits even though they feel real, scar marks under both. All fresh and good, she didn't try and charge me extra for this as I think I read elsewhere. Moved to mish and after a few min felt I was going to pop so asked her to move on top. Before I knew it she hopped on in reverse cowgirl and about 15sec later I had come
She then proceeded to clean me up with kitchen towel
which wasn't the best, why can't these girls buy wet wipes FFS. Anyway she then gave me a massage which to be fair was decent. Apart from the shit BJ so far ok even though she was very disengaged. But things went rapidly downhill from here. I couldn't get hard again, tried fucking her tits, getting her to suck me off, wank me etc but she was so disinterested it was like being intimate with a corpse. She looked bored frankly. I should have given up and walked at this point but I stuck it to the bitter end as I wanted to teach her a lesson. By the end she was lying on the bed looking at me while I was jerking myself off, she was doing fuck all to help despite me trying to guide her, at the end complaining her arm was tired as she'd wanked me off so much
VerdictGood for a pump and dump, no more. If you get hard for a 2nd pop by just looking at a naked woman then you may get more mileage than I did but whatever happens be prepared for a totally shit BJ and no GFE. Overall
Cannot
Recommend
A Punt. Will not be going back, at £100 she is false value
