Had a terrible punt so need to vent
External Link/Members OnlyRead about a fellow punter having a good time here so thought I would try my luck, sent a text and agreed £110 full service and OWO
Location is The Ropewalk not too far from Derby road, got there a few minutes early and was let in by a middle aged Chinese man who was friendly enough (did feel uncomfortable knowing there was a guy in the house but thought sod it now I'm here)
Handed the cash over to the pimp and went into the room, initial impression was the girl was attractive, I would say she was mid thirties (but you can never tell), very petite and probably a "b" cup
Got undressed and so did she and said probably one of a few words she knew in English.. Massage?, I politely refused add didn't want a massage at this point, told her give me a bj, it took a good 5 minutes before she went down, this must have lasted around 3 minutes max, put the condom on and did the worst CG ever, no rhythm too many stop and starts, I had enough at this point and went into missionary, filled the bag a few minutes later and then it got worse

The massage started now and she only used her elbows, honestly is was horrible with no oil either and really painful! After going all over my back she turns and says ok? Me thinking she just checking up on me, how naive am I, she was trying to imply the time was up, is had only been 25 minutes! Using her phone translate I said I paid for the hour, I got another oh ok, I didn't think much of this at the time as I thought she probably didn't realise it was an hour punt, she carried on with a half hearted attempt massage and 10 minutes later same thing all over again!

I wanted to get my money's worth and refused to get up and asked for a HJ instead, shouldn't have bothered, usually these Asian birds give good rub n tug from previous experience but this was abysmal, after 5 minutes I told her let's stop as this was going nowhere
Met Mr pimp, on the way out, told him she was terrible, his consolation.. I have new girl in every week, thanks but no thanks!
I guess I need to stay away from these massage parlours and just go to a normal SP, for my next few punts