TS review - Selina 288 Northampton (The Ugly)

[DrJackDaniels]

Whilst this review does not contain details of shemale sex, it's pretty fucking offensive for different reasons

After meeting with 2 previous TS escorts (as reviewed in East England) I was in Northampton and fancied the hat trick.

I called Selina after reading his/her profile. Looks good in the photos I thought. So I called and heard a slightly more feminine voice than expected which I thought was a bonus, and in the photos I swear she looks like a friend of mine (female) who I would love to fuck.

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Arranged a meeting, and was given her postcode - in a cul de sac of a newish estate not far from the city centre (10 min drive).

Arrived, knocked on the door and a voice called out to let myself in (s)he was nearly ready. Then she appeared at the top of the stairs, and said Hello. Selina appeared, and I was stunned to silence. Whilst it was definitely her in the pictures, they are as flattering as fuck. It was clearly a bloke with a wig dropped on top of his head. I managed to squeek out that I'd left the money in the car and had to step out to get it. I went to the car and scarpered as quick as I could. I swear to god that Mrs Brown looks a damn sight more feminine, attractive and fuckable.

If any of you are seeking a cure for TS girls in case they are all men in a wig, I would highly recommend a visit, as I haven't tried one since and it may take some time and nerve to overcome.

The Ugly completes the trilogy.

[egamar]

Thanks for this!   She looks good on AW and had been in my "Hotlist" until a few seconds ago; much appreciated.

[dacr]

I recall a fair number of negative reviews for this provider. A friend also personally punted her and said that the service was crap so you likely saved yourself a shit punt at least.

[CoolTiger]

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[jame75]

I cant remember where i read them but she has some shocking reviews.

[whiskyfan]

Aside from the terrible reviews, I'm pretty certain she used to ask for a photo.

[Iloveoral]

Good honest review, thanks matey

I’m on ts 3 now, recently tried “Icy” in Derby review maybe to follow but it would read similar to yours, not a looker and not like the profile pics but service was 100%

Won’t be hl’ing this one but appreciate the warning matey

[Space Invader]

Not actually an avenue I have explored yet -
But for a bloke ,she has a lovely pair of tits -lol
Isn't it amazing how different reviews are on UKP compared to AW - on AW she sounds awesome - I think we all agree - its bullshit !!
I understand that AW members don't want to write a bad review in case the SP in question writes a bad one about them in return, which may then cause them difficulties when making future bookings , so on that basis, I personally treat all reviews on there with a pinch of salt and use them as a rough guide, using UKP to find out the real truth about them .
I am as guilty as others in that if I have a bad punt after an Aw booking, I prefer not to put anything on there, but will post something on here !

Anyway, sorry to hear you had a wasted journey, but top marks for walking , or running in your case (I've done that before -lol  ! ) Better luck next time , providing "Mrs Brown" hasn't scared you for life !