External Link/Members OnlyI had to have a think whether to rate this review as Neutral or Negative. My previous reviews have been a bit on the fluffy side as I have previously given more benefit of the doubt. But at the end of the day a service is being provided so really they should be good at what they are doing. I'm afraid I am going to be a lot more brutal in my reviews starting with this one. As I am seeking ultimate sexual experiences and I am sure the other members of this forum are too......
Keep in mind that despite the negative rating, nothing bad happened during the punt. It was just crap.
Location - Peterborough, close to Morrison supermarket.
Age - advertises 34. True age more like 40. Clearly visits the gym to stay in shape, but gravity is taking hold.
Looks - Slim. As above, to be fair she is in reasonable shape for her age (which I estimate at 40). Average facially. Reasonably well presented in lingerie. During sex she was speaking about her "lovely" tits - which were actually droopy. Somewhat delusional here.
Cost; £130/hour + £10 OWO. Don't really understand what difference £10 makes for OWO, since she is going to suck hundreds of cocks anyway....
Services; OWO and sex. The whole thing was lackluster though. Not exactly bouncing off the walls. One thing I am able to do is control my orgasm and if I am really enjoying the experience I will hold off for ages. But this was boring sex so I just decided to blow my load and fuck off.
Personality - she seems to be a woman with a progressive "modern" attitude. Doesn't want kids, or a man, or to get married. She claims to be "goal oriented". Well at around 40 years old and escorting from a dingy flat - the goals don't appear to be paying off. This woman is quickly spiraling towards cat lady. Wow, that review is quite brutal especially as she was welcoming and polite - but it is what it is.
Would I return? No.
