Bliss Massage - Chester le street - 30 min

[Frankie1882]

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Having never been for a HE massage and handily being in the area that gets lots of reviews I thought I’d lose my massage cherry

Tried Sheng Long first but she couldn’t fit me in so I texted bliss. Good comms quick reply , and I’m booked on for 45 min time

It’s not the most discrete of places as your right on the main road but it wasn’t very busy when I went. Up the stairs and I’m greeted by a nice 40 something lady who ushered me straight through.

Clothes off and about 5 minutes in she starts tickling my sack. Tells me to flip and starts giving it what for on my todger. She then lifted her jumper to get her boobs out and grabbed my hand to play with them. Ended up fingering her until I came

She cleaned me up and the last ten min consisted of hot stones being put between my toes and some weird massage of the hand that consisted of her trying to yank each digit out of their sockets

Paid 35 quid and was out the door 40 min after I came in so can’t complain. Can’t advise on the massage itself as it was my first but I enjoyed it. Think I’d probably go back too

[John Deere]

Not very discreet as you say best on a night time no one about. And I did get the hot stones  nice on a cold night

[Sar-Major]

Not very discreet as you say best on a night time no one about. And I did get the hot stones  nice on a cold night

So, you'll know whats coming next then................................. 


Where's ya fekin review, ya lazy twat  ............................ They all add to the "Bigger Picture" 

Cheers for YOUR review Frankie. 

 

[datwabbit]

So, you'll know whats coming next then................................. 


Where's ya fekin review, ya lazy twat  ............................ They all add to the "Bigger Picture" 

Cheers for YOUR review Frankie. 

 

I agree but I'm now sure there's at least 2 Ukp members in these parlours at any one time. In this case it'll be one in, one on the way. 

[oldrockingchair]

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Having never been for a HE massage and handily being in the area that gets lots of reviews I thought I’d lose my massage cherry

Tried Sheng Long first but she couldn’t fit me in so I texted bliss. Good comms quick reply , and I’m booked on for 45 min time

It’s not the most discrete of places as your right on the main road but it wasn’t very busy when I went. Up the stairs and I’m greeted by a nice 40 something lady who ushered me straight through.

Clothes off and about 5 minutes in she starts tickling my sack. Tells me to flip and starts giving it what for on my todger. She then lifted her jumper to get her boobs out and grabbed my hand to play with them. Ended up fingering her until I came

She cleaned me up and the last ten min consisted of hot stones being put between my toes and some weird massage of the hand that consisted of her trying to yank each digit out of their sockets

Paid 35 quid and was out the door 40 min after I came in so can’t complain. Can’t advise on the massage itself as it was my first but I enjoyed it. Think I’d probably go back too

The hot stones between the toes and feet wrapped in towels are quite soothing and relaxing, I must pay another visit sometime soon.. or maybe try Sheng as ive not had the pleasure yet..

[Sar-Major]

The hot stones between the toes and feet wrapped in towels are quite soothing and relaxing, I must pay another visit sometime soon.. or maybe try Sheng as ive not had the pleasure yet..

Me neither. I must make some effort to see her at least once, whilst on the "Mortal Planet".................. 

 

[waynekerr600]

Me neither. I must make some effort to see her at least once, whilst on the "Mortal Planet".................. 

 

Best get a wiggle on Sarge 

[Sar-Major]

Best get a wiggle on Sarge 

I'll "Fekin Sarge" you , Ya Little Useless Cunt.........................       

 

[catweazle]

I agree but I'm now sure there's at least 2 Ukp members in these parlours at any one time. In this case it'll be one in, one on the way. 

Lame excuse for not reviewing. If we all took that line there'd be no reviews

[Sar-Major]

Lame excuse for not reviewing. If we all took that line there'd be no reviews

Seconded........... 

Like fekin "Soap Dodgers" in the Army.............       Just "Bone Idle Twats"............... 

 

[Darlobloke]

I like the sound of this place (and shengs) but what is the etiquette for getting extras? Is it just offered or do you need to ask?

When you go in do you strip fully or down to grundies?

Never been so not sure what the protocol is

Thanks

[oldrockingchair]

I like the sound of this place (and shengs) but what is the etiquette for getting extras? Is it just offered or do you need to ask?

When you go in do you strip fully or down to grundies?

Never been so not sure what the protocol is

Thanks

When I went to Bliss it just happened didn't have much of a choice so I went with the flow..

[waynekerr600]

I like the sound of this place (and shengs) but what is the etiquette for getting extras? Is it just offered or do you need to ask?

When you go in do you strip fully or down to grundies?

Never been so not sure what the protocol is

Thanks

I've had legit massages and a visit (or two) to sheng and Melissa.

I always just strip naked. It just goes with the territory even for legit massages.

[datwabbit]

Some legit massages allow naked massage.

I find they'll tell you to keep your pants on or they'll cover you up with towel.

[Darlobloke]

Cheers chaps.

If it's legit then I guess they won't appreciate one getting wood 😂